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Location: London
Just a idea ive never seen at HOP. The idea of it is to carry on with the story from where the person before stopped (are you following?). You are limited to one sentence each! This story can be about totally anything but please make sense ie. read what the person before you has said!!
i will start off:
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
192 posts
Location: London
One Friday night, Norman the elephant was walking down the road when
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
45 posts
Location: London
he was approached my 4ft tall chimpanzee...
'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than they hide.'
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
who accidentally stepped on Norman's trunk.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
192 posts
Location: London
Albert, however, was not amused, he picked up his thermos flask and proceeded to
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
76 posts
Location: Wellington, NZ
smash Norman's trunk with it so Norman yelled
Neo:Wow, that sounds like a really good deal, but I have a better one. How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call?
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia
stop it you fucking git, so he stoped and the went and smoked some.....
Fireboy
<<SINister miNISister>>
remeber kids jesus slaves
158 posts
Location: Oxford, U.K.
quote:try reading the game of hide and seek
Just a idea ive never seen at HOP.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew there swords and Shot each other.
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
politically incorrectly named substance that is illegal. Stumpling in a happy gait Norman says
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
192 posts
Location: London
"Oi, Oi saveloy!, Have you seen bernard? The last i heard, he was in Egypt playing
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
a game of pool with an
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Aardvark on acid.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Dont suppose you could loan me a fiver, for the bus fare to Egypt?" His friend looked at him and replied...
Currently on the right side up of the world.
141 posts
Location: Melbourne, the new Land of Nod
"Sorry I was just mugged by a camel in a tu tu"
[ 15 July 2002, 18:29: Message edited by: Phuhzzzie Wuhzzzie ]
A wise man once said to me, Hey! You! Get out of my wardrobe! and in a way, I guess he was right.
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
UCOF ... you're high, sweetie
thanks Ajay ... I though I'd entered a new dimension
sorry, carry on...
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
recap people so we have some logical thing to look at...
*new post
One Friday night, Norman the elephant was walking down the road when *he was approached my 4ft tall chimpanzee *who accidentally stepped on Norman's trunk. *Albert, however, was not amused, he picked up his thermos flask and proceeded to *smash Norman's trunk with it so Norman yelled *stop it you fucking git, so he stoped and then went and smoked some *politically incorrectly named substance that is illegal. Stumpling in a happy gait Norman says *"Oi, Oi saveloy!, Have you seen bernard? The last i heard, he was in Egypt playing *a game of pool with an *Aardvark on acid. *Dont suppose you could loan me a fiver, for the bus fare to Egypt?" His friend looked at him and replied *"Sorry I was just mugged by a camel in a tu tu"
My addition:
Suddenly Bernard bursts in and lights up a chillum handing it to Albert...
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
confused and abused
363 posts
Location: bristol, United Kingdom
who's eyes light up and he goes on to look at a rather posh octopus. "good day to you sir"he says
Eat chips don't carry them on your shoulder
My cat's breath smells like catfood
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
The octopus, being a friendly animal, gives Albert a big, eight-armed hug.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
192 posts
Location: London
Meanwhile, back in Peru, an evil plot was forming. Satan's Hamster, Harry, had used the Internet to order the world's most powerful
[ 16 July 2002, 08:01: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
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Location: Brazil
SAUSAGE, WHICH COULD MAKE THAT CAMEL BECOME A GUMMY BEAR, JUMPING THROUGH THE BUSHES, SINGING ALLELUIA, HOLDING...
Also available in portuguese.
272 posts
Location: Medway, Kent, UK
a somewhat distressed goat, which, with an evil glint in it's eye, proceded(sp?) to
[ 17 July 2002, 01:55: Message edited by: sub ]
*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Sub, I need to edit your contribution because you changed tenses on us. I'm going to add a "would."
Hence:
"a somewhat distressed goat, which, with an evil glint in it's eye, would proceed to."
Spray the woods with cotton candy.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
192 posts
Location: London
Create the worlds largest ever chocolate factory, for his plan was to create billions of tonnes of Chocolate and take over the world!!! Meanwhile,
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
in the out-patients department of the local crematorium,
wherever you go, there you are.
174 posts
Location: St. Paul, MN USA
a decrepid looking lizard named Arniel sat pondering,
Without further guilding the lily and with no more ado, I bid you farewell and sweet dreams...
2,737 posts
Location: London
...Who's turn it was to skin up. He finally decided...
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
To wander outside and spin some poi, when from behind a bush jumped out
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
the entire heavenly host, off their boxes on the best acid they've had in a long time. the angel gabriel went up to arniel and said....
wherever you go, there you are.
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
'I feel like rubber'...
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
192 posts
Location: London
however, I have a quest for you Arneil. It comes directly from God, he wants you to find him a
[ 18 July 2002, 09:06: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
a canister of Nitrous oxide to huff, because he really like that stuff.
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
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