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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Sorry, just thought i'd create the thread now and put a reply link to it on my desktop for future use. I think a few other people could benefit from doing the same
It is worrying that whilst too drunk to walk and hold a coherant conversation with my friends I can still use a computer and type out posts and emails, but then i am a proper geek.
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
There's a simple answer - get drunk again tonight!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
167 posts
Location: Perth, Western Australia
hmmm true true.... *thoughtfull look*
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Bird
Stop encouraging people to get drunk
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
me?? I don't know what you mean!?
*hiccup*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
163 posts
Location: Bergen, Norway
alvheid drunk:
today I wsas at a friends house, but me and my friend had to leave early, so insteaf of drinking less, I drank faster fo get rid of it before we had to go
very fun, but I'll regret it in the morning, I have to take the bus to Bergen, 5 hours incl. ferries and all that hungoverfunthings with the evil ocean, cant wait......sorry if my englishj is bad and typos and stuff but hey I'm drunk..... feeling goooooood today oh and btw, I'm not 14, actually almost 20 but now i need some chocolate so see you tomorrow 
Luke sum ipse patrem te.
163 posts
Location: Bergen, Norway
... did I really write that? I was hoping it was a bad dream
but I'm feeling much better than expected today, so I'll survive the bus trip 
Luke sum ipse patrem te.
163 posts
Location: Bergen, Norway
oh no! I am the only one on HoP who drinks! :-O or maybe not
but I'm drunk now Luke sum ipse patrem te.
163 posts
Location: Bergen, Norway
oh I forgot my alvheid is drunk group hug:
Luke sum ipse patrem te.
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I am drunk.
Ayethankyou.
Too many stella. I'm a bit mashed too. its 4 in the morning. ouch.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i got hammered last night...that count? damn turkish happy hour and guys buying me drinks!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
*bump* anyone else out there drunk? or wanna talk to me
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
503 posts
Location: bristol
i need to drink less
i'm developing a forum problem also
ture na sig
197 posts
Location: Bolton
I was drunk earlier but it's all gone now
Actually that's probably a good thing. There's not much worse than being drunk alone. That's just sad.
I think i just talked to people on MSN while i was drunk and ate lemon and scampi niknaks.
Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
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mainly because the other thread, i'm not drunk but i'm not sober.......................yet i'm not happy, there is this empty feeling about me
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
well, yes i am! its 3:16am and i'm the only one awake in my house sober enough to type!
athough i am astill VERY drunk!who-zah for poisons, makes you feel ok for a while at least!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
whos that guy ^? what a drunkard!?!?!?!?!? *militant margerine*
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
D.R.N.K? O.K!
(second weekend running)
i am naughty.
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
corrrr.........i was twatted earlyer
was watching big brother spinning out 
feel much better now like 1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
arghhhhh! ive just been attacked by a group of random people.
was busy making cheese toasties (mmmmm) at about 3am when a whole group of random people show up im my halls, and sit in the kitchen. luckily they were happy to share their booze and smokes.
although there appears to be a big pile of sticky weed in the corridor.
anyhoo, i need to go find my shoosies.
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
addict
449 posts
Location: Australia
I wish google could tell me what I get up to when i'm drunk
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
now that'd be kinda scary..............
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
255 posts
Location: Melbourne - home of pirates
LOL.. Our household has plans of putting webcams in every room in our house, so people can watch the drunken shenanigans we get up to...
Possibly also ourselves, so we can finally establish who it was that broke 6 pot glasses in one night... I know it wasn't me, I wasn't home.
"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman
Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.
117 posts
bleugh bleugh bleugh ... it's basically how my housemates where sounding like when I last spoke to them lol.
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
*drunks* again...........now where is that reelbigfish song.........
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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newbie
23 posts
Location: Central Coast, NSW, Australia
OMGWTFBBQ~~!
Remove the doors instead.
The voices told me to say it. No really...
Ask them.
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
i drank lots, but i ate a big dinner and got LOTS of exercies at the same time, so i havent felt drunk at all, and i'm $50 shorter than i used to be.
i lose all round. "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Im bumping
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