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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Posted:
yeh i do actually spin...sometimes when im not in a drug induced coma...or 'snuggling'
but most of the time i just sit...and listen and run around like a madman shouting....WAAAAAAA!
yeh i do actually spin...sometimes when im not in a drug induced coma...or 'snuggling'
but most of the time i just sit...and listen and run around like a madman shouting....WAAAAAAA!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Hey UCF - you going to be at Spitz tonight? I have Withnail video to lend you.
Hey UCF - you going to be at Spitz tonight? I have Withnail video to lend you.
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
well...yes...i was there....you saw me...i didnt se this in time....so NAH!
well...yes...i was there....you saw me...i didnt se this in time....so NAH!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
And a pleasure it was
I had lovely pancakes when I got home with Nutella and banana and cream!
And a pleasure it was
I had lovely pancakes when I got home with Nutella and banana and cream!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Posted:
"i got bigged up and smallboy got publicly humiliated"
That happens everytime we hang out together Jon
"i got bigged up and smallboy got publicly humiliated"
That happens everytime we hang out together Jon
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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OK that was supposed to be hang around together/are seen together, but the innuendo is too funny to delete, even though it makes me sound like a poor loser in a willy measuring contest........
OK that was supposed to be hang around together/are seen together, but the innuendo is too funny to delete, even though it makes me sound like a poor loser in a willy measuring contest........
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
rotflmao!!!
that is the funniest thing i have read in years!
hee hee...you would be tho.
rotflmao!!!
that is the funniest thing i have read in years!
hee hee...you would be tho.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
aaah! The true derivative of Smallboys nickname exposed Poor Smallgirl
aaah! The true derivative of Smallboys nickname exposed Poor Smallgirl
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
please don't get cam started on another one of his 'all in proportion' rants!
here ya go weeman - - and you didn't even have to nag
please don't get cam started on another one of his 'all in proportion' rants!
here ya go weeman - - and you didn't even have to nag
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Well you know what they say
Small is sweet...
Good things come in small packages...
Quality not quantity..
Well you know what they say
Small is sweet...
Good things come in small packages...
Quality not quantity..
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Oof.. and Kat thuds her way into page 5
CUE FANFARE
Congrats on your page 5 UCF, I am honoured to be the first to tread in your thread
Bouncybouncy!
Oof.. and Kat thuds her way into page 5
CUE FANFARE
Congrats on your page 5 UCF, I am honoured to be the first to tread in your thread
Bouncybouncy!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
WHOOPDEEDOO!!!
PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN/ LIKE/ ENJOY THE COMPANY OF/ LOVE/ ME!!!!
thanks guys i would would just like to say a hugfe thanks to everyoine who knows me, hubert my manager (i love you dude), my goldfish sarah and my mum and dad who without, none of this wouold be possible...
as a sign of my affection...may i present you with a random picture of a rather impressive but useless looking peice of machinery.
Non-Https Image Link
[ 07. March 2003, 11:40: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
WHOOPDEEDOO!!!
PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN/ LIKE/ ENJOY THE COMPANY OF/ LOVE/ ME!!!!
thanks guys i would would just like to say a hugfe thanks to everyoine who knows me, hubert my manager (i love you dude), my goldfish sarah and my mum and dad who without, none of this wouold be possible...
as a sign of my affection...may i present you with a random picture of a rather impressive but useless looking peice of machinery.
Non-Https Image Link
[ 07. March 2003, 11:40: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
But I'll let you off this time.
quote:Oi! You missed out the words "except all the stunning wit and brilliantly funny observations that Mr C@ntus posts"
Originally posted by THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE:
that is the funniest thing i have read in years!
But I'll let you off this time.
Meh
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Posted:
when was that then...?
thought reason for posting: to reply to c@ntus
real reason for posting: there is no way in hell i am dropping off the first page..oh no! i am going to cling on by the skin of my teeth!
when was that then...?
thought reason for posting: to reply to c@ntus
real reason for posting: there is no way in hell i am dropping off the first page..oh no! i am going to cling on by the skin of my teeth!
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Location: UK, London
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Posted:
Thought I might help in the bid to save UCOF from the bane of page 2!
This one's for you buddy!!!!
Thought I might help in the bid to save UCOF from the bane of page 2!
This one's for you buddy!!!!
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
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Posted:
cheers mate...you the don
have...have a sPliff
cheers mate...you the don
have...have a sPliff
addict
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Location: UK, London
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Posted:
Man I cannot believe you are not going to spits tonight. Oh well we shall chat awhile and then I will head to spits myself
Man I cannot believe you are not going to spits tonight. Oh well we shall chat awhile and then I will head to spits myself
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Posted:
Jon not at spitz again?????
[image]https://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:SUmjqzJoccUC:www.kayakcovers.com/images[/image]
Bend over while I make use of one of these
[ 12. March 2003, 06:32: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]
Jon not at spitz again?????
[image]https://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:SUmjqzJoccUC:www.kayakcovers.com/images[/image]
Bend over while I make use of one of these
[ 12. March 2003, 06:32: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
why what are you going to do with it?
why what are you going to do with it?
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Posted:
I was thinking about you with them but.... no Jonathon put that baby oil down, I SAID NO.....now be sensible, if you're going to do things like that, do them in your own time......honestly....
I was thinking about you with them but.... no Jonathon put that baby oil down, I SAID NO.....now be sensible, if you're going to do things like that, do them in your own time......honestly....
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
dude...you really are off your rocker arent you!
i dont have any baby oil...i have ky jelly...will that do? but i wasnt thinking of anything...what were you thinking of?
dude...you really are off your rocker arent you!
i dont have any baby oil...i have ky jelly...will that do? but i wasnt thinking of anything...what were you thinking of?
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thats odd....for the first time in about two weeks......i appear to have fallen off of page one....hmm...need a new image...
oh....im back on page one now anyway......
anyone fancy skinning up or should i do it?
cup of tea?
thats odd....for the first time in about two weeks......i appear to have fallen off of page one....hmm...need a new image...
oh....im back on page one now anyway......
anyone fancy skinning up or should i do it?
cup of tea?
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Location: London
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Posted:
Alright dude, i'm a bit too busy to sit round and , but heres a little something to keep you occupied...
*leaves an Xbox and a copy of Razzle on the floor for UCOF and hurries back to work before anyone notices he's gone*
(what UCOF doesn't know is that there's a team of Extraterrestrial Behavioural Psychologists watching him through this one-way mirror. His choice of activity will decide the entire future of the human race. Will the Varktikovans invite us to join the Glorious Interstellar Coalition of Groovy Intelligent Lifeforms OR will we all be reduced to puddles of bubbling icky stuff by their dreadful Weapon X?)
Alright dude, i'm a bit too busy to sit round and , but heres a little something to keep you occupied...
*leaves an Xbox and a copy of Razzle on the floor for UCOF and hurries back to work before anyone notices he's gone*
(what UCOF doesn't know is that there's a team of Extraterrestrial Behavioural Psychologists watching him through this one-way mirror. His choice of activity will decide the entire future of the human race. Will the Varktikovans invite us to join the Glorious Interstellar Coalition of Groovy Intelligent Lifeforms OR will we all be reduced to puddles of bubbling icky stuff by their dreadful Weapon X?)
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Posted:
(*Views the schematics for weapon X, discovers that the bubbly icky fluid created is actually a great endorphine tickler and runs off with it to go melt some spiders*)
(*Views the schematics for weapon X, discovers that the bubbly icky fluid created is actually a great endorphine tickler and runs off with it to go melt some spiders*)
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
UCOF greatly surprises the examiners by ignoring both the xbox and razzle, but instead stands up....walks over to the one way mirror...and starts to squeeze his zits...... SPLAT!
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UCOF greatly surprises the examiners by ignoring both the xbox and razzle, but instead stands up....walks over to the one way mirror...and starts to squeeze his zits...... SPLAT!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Hail Spartacus!!
Bring back the loincloth I say!
Hail Spartacus!!
Bring back the loincloth I say!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Yeah, where exactly on your body are those zits Jon?.........
Yeah, where exactly on your body are those zits Jon?.........
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
that is actually a really good question...
i got the pic from google and cut and pasted it...now you mention it is does look rather dodgy...
that is actually a really good question...
i got the pic from google and cut and pasted it...now you mention it is does look rather dodgy...
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Posted:
Oi, Jon.
Who do you reckon would win in a fight between a tiger and a crocodile?
just wondering...
Oi, Jon.
Who do you reckon would win in a fight between a tiger and a crocodile?
just wondering...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Posted:
neither....
for they who fight, are winners not in themselves,but in each other...
neither....
for they who fight, are winners not in themselves,but in each other...
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