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8 posts
Location: USA
my name is horfael,though i go by the name of horfy from the usa,and in the mid states
i am a taurus,i am a guy and proud of it,living crazy and happy at times.i have a lame job,trying to find some show to hire me to do fire spinning,
fav color:black
fav food:anything good
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? is 13 to 14m/s
Favorite Book:martian chronicles
my plans for life are still up in the air i would like to leave were i am and travel doing wat i love but i doubt that will happen too much rawr
fav band is either tool,or system of a down
Fav ice cream flavor: vanilla
other then that been trying to find people to fire spin in the mid states and any fire festival coming up cause i would really like to get out there and have fun, so if u know of anything going on i would like to know,facebook/horfy and this is wat i can do so far
so yeah
EDITED_BY: horfy_lugas (1289672726)
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Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Welcome to HoP!
Avoid the squirrels, but feel free to have a Marmite crumpet.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
965 posts
Location: London
Welcome to HoP!
Enjoy your time here, and be careful. Most of us don't bite.
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" 
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horfy of the flames
8 posts
Location: USA
y should i be careful of the squirrels?
EDITED_BY: horfy_lugas (1289792796)
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
You forgot to say Nutella! But have some of Assi's popcorn anyway.
You should avoid the squirrels because if they don't kill you they will brainwash you to serve their evil plans for world domination.
A List of people that bite:
Aston
HelixOfStix
Sister Eleven
WillWorkForFood
Brenonfire
Australians
Ascilth
EmmCeeFF
Seaspray
Dylan_Duke
People named Kyle
And Meshunderlay
Welcome to HoP!
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Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Why am I at the top of that list?
And yes, the squirrels are that evil.
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
Because you bite! Also, possibly, you may also have contracted rabies from one of your squirrel battle wounds. I'm sure the toxic levels of Marmite in your blood stream keeps it in check.
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Juggler/Spinner
612 posts
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA
It's ok, if the squirrel gets too close just distract it.
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
wait? I bite?
Dang it Fugey, that was supposed to be a surprise dang it!!
Just a dancer in the dark
The Duke
170 posts
Location: Frisco, TX, US, USA
My bites are playful...
But yes, beware the squirrel's...
they are not friendly creatures..
EDITED_BY: Dylan_Duke (1289864184)
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The Duke
170 posts
Location: Frisco, TX, US, USA
But yes.. Australian's, as a general statement, do bite.
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horfy of the flames
8 posts
Location: USA
lol but i love my foamy and hes a squirrel and all he wants to do is destroy every human
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
This does nothing to lessen my suspicions of people named Kyle
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The Duke
170 posts
Location: Frisco, TX, US, USA
He's a trader... he's one of the squirrels ranks! THEY FOUND ARE BASE AND ARE COMING TO INFULTRATE OUR LAND!!! HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN! MEN GET READY FOR BATTLE!
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Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
Does this HoP army have a don't ask, don't tell sort of policy?
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The Duke
170 posts
Location: Frisco, TX, US, USA
It's more of a.. welcomed.. sort of thing?
Violent delight, We'll live as if we die
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
So it's not compulsory service?
I heard that if a squirrel bites you in the phone/government tracking device that we are all equipped with at birth, it can cause phone HIV which can develop into network AIDS.
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The Duke
170 posts
Location: Frisco, TX, US, USA
No that's only in the war stories and movies. There's no tracking device. You were built by the government, for the government, from the ground up. They control your every move, so there's no need to keep a track on you.
Violent delight, We'll live as if we die
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2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
I think we have discussed my purpose in another thread...
I was sent across the Pacific to infiltrate North America to convey intelligence back to my superiors.
I've sent one report in over a decade.
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The Duke
170 posts
Location: Frisco, TX, US, USA
I think that thread might of been before my time, as I don't recall it..
But regardless then you are a trader too. And that calls for death my good sir.
Violent delight, We'll live as if we die
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
Good luck finding incriminating evidence. I have yet to find intelligence
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The Duke
170 posts
Location: Frisco, TX, US, USA
Intelligence from this side of the pacific or from yourself?
We only need incriminating evidence to put you away, not to slay my good sir!
Violent delight, We'll live as if we die
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
I am convinced there is no intelligence to be had anywhere.
You'll need an army, ask anyone I am a cunning fox. I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches
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The Duke
170 posts
Location: Frisco, TX, US, USA
I can agree with that..
I shall take and devour your sandwiches and throw the pickles in your face!
Violent delight, We'll live as if we die
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
That's right...eat the sandwiches
*Rubs hands together*
I can do amazing things with pickles!
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The Duke
170 posts
Location: Frisco, TX, US, USA
I hate pickles..
and that sounds weird o.0
Violent delight, We'll live as if we die
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
I <3 pickles!
There is nothing weird about having talent!
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The Duke
170 posts
Location: Frisco, TX, US, USA
Hahaha fair enough.
Violent delight, We'll live as if we die
horfy of the flames
8 posts
Location: USA
lol loving this
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
You love banter?
You'll fit right in!
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The Duke
170 posts
Location: Frisco, TX, US, USA
Haha indeed you shall
Violent delight, We'll live as if we die
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