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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
*refers to signature*
*understands pefectly*
*backs away slowly again*
*refers to signature*
*understands pefectly*
*backs away slowly again*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
going to try to make a break for it Bird?
going to try to make a break for it Bird?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
*turns and runs*
*realises the door is locked*
dang! I guess I'm trapped here with these nutters!!! 
*turns and runs*
*realises the door is locked*
dang! I guess I'm trapped here with these nutters!!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
walks in...realisesit's full of loonies....so stays a while.
clothes on backwards and pencils up your nose anyone? I do a nice line in electro-shock therapy
walks in...realisesit's full of loonies....so stays a while.
clothes on backwards and pencils up your nose anyone? I do a nice line in electro-shock therapy
Let's relight this forum 
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I've said it once and I'll say it again I'm only wearing that back to front jacket with the very long arms if it is black with a shocking pink feather trim around the bottom and, as an homage to Gayle, it must have my name embroidered on the front in shocking pink sequins! Then and only then am I going to wear it!!!
I've said it once and I'll say it again I'm only wearing that back to front jacket with the very long arms if it is black with a shocking pink feather trim around the bottom and, as an homage to Gayle, it must have my name embroidered on the front in shocking pink sequins! Then and only then am I going to wear it!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
sanity is the playground of the unimaginative
sanity is the playground of the unimaginative
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ooooooo but thats not fair. I have a certificate stating I'm sane. I don't wanna play in the unimaginative playground. I wanna play in the raving, crazy, mad, loonie, peoples playground with all of you lot! Can I? Huh? Huh? *nudgenudge* huh? Can I? Oh go on......let me! You know you want to!!
Ooooooo but thats not fair. I have a certificate stating I'm sane. I don't wanna play in the unimaginative playground. I wanna play in the raving, crazy, mad, loonie, peoples playground with all of you lot!
Can I? Huh? Huh? *nudgenudge* huh? Can I? Oh go on......let me! You know you want to!! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Official Certificate of Insanity
is hereby granted to
Skulduggery
for outstanding performance and participation on the HoP website.
Granted on this date of 03 January 2005
By Gidg, Pogo Stick Rider and Official Member of HoP's DPS
-----------------------------------------------------
Month changed from December to January so Skully can keep her newly found OFFICAL title of insane.
EDITED_BY: Gidg (1104910568)
Official Certificate of Insanity is hereby granted to
Skulduggery
for outstanding performance and participation on the HoP website.
Granted on this date of 03 January 2005
By Gidg, Pogo Stick Rider and Official Member of HoP's DPS
-----------------------------------------------------
Month changed from December to January so Skully can keep her newly found OFFICAL title of insane.
EDITED_BY: Gidg (1104910568)
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
DAM RIGHT!
Written by: Skulduggery
I've said it once and I'll say it again I'm only wearing that back to front jacket with the very long arms if it is black with a shocking pink feather trim around the bottom and, as an homage to Gayle, it must have my name embroidered on the front in shocking pink sequins! Then and only then am I going to wear it!!!
DAM RIGHT!
Gayle.....!
activist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
Posted:
whilst we are on the subject of insanity, here is a handy test you can do to check.... i'd say that reliability of it may be debatable, i'm pretty sure that by these standards, NO-ONE could be sane could they? (not that it matters as sanity doesn't exist: see above)
https://www.frenzy.com/~jester/racecar.html
and i was wondering.... which side is the front on a back to front jacket? is the back the front, or the front the back or is it all front to back and back to front? therfore should your name be written backwards?!?
whilst we are on the subject of insanity, here is a handy test you can do to check.... i'd say that reliability of it may be debatable, i'm pretty sure that by these standards, NO-ONE could be sane could they? (not that it matters as sanity doesn't exist: see above)
https://www.frenzy.com/~jester/racecar.html
and i was wondering.... which side is the front on a back to front jacket? is the back the front, or the front the back or is it all front to back and back to front? therfore should your name be written backwards?!?
Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006
if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
damn! I didn't even last 6 seconds, let alone 60!!
damn! I didn't even last 6 seconds, let alone 60!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
activist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
Posted:
ahhh... so ye can't pretend no more bird, ye be just as crazy as everyone else... ha haarrr (that was my best impersonation of a pirate chuckle... it wasn't that good.)
ahhh... so ye can't pretend no more bird, ye be just as crazy as everyone else... ha haarrr (that was my best impersonation of a pirate chuckle... it wasn't that good.)
Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006
if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Bird you last longer than I did. I started laughing before I finished reading the first line.
Bird you last longer than I did. I started laughing before I finished reading the first line. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
The sound didn't kick in til i'd read it! good old dialup!
Its my excuse and i'm sticking to it!
The sound didn't kick in til i'd read it! good old dialup!
Its my excuse and i'm sticking to it!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
i lasted until my housemate walked past my bedroom door... what must he think of me?
i lasted until my housemate walked past my bedroom door... what must he think of me?
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
Are you aware Gidg that it was Skully's certificate was granted on the 3rd Janurary 2005, not december, or was that the joke
But me being picky says that it was by accident, which in fact nullifies Skullduggery's Certificate of Insanity, therefore i strip you of your title skully, have fun playing in that unimaginative playground!
Are you aware Gidg that it was Skully's certificate was granted on the 3rd Janurary 2005, not december, or was that the joke
But me being picky says that it was by accident, which in fact nullifies Skullduggery's Certificate of Insanity, therefore i strip you of your title skully, have fun playing in that unimaginative playground!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
You are so very right Will, I didn't even realize that I typed December instead of January, I was concentrating so hard to make sure that I got the year right 
. But ... that IS easily fixed.
Gidg runs nine posts up to fix the mistake so Skully can keep her title.
You are so very right Will, I didn't even realize that I typed December instead of January, I was concentrating so hard to make sure that I got the year right . But ... that IS easily fixed.Gidg runs nine posts up to fix the mistake so Skully can keep her title.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'll let this one slide....this time!
I'll let this one slide....this time!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
Yes please, keep the madness.
Otherwise... where will I go to be normal?
As you for you being a mouthy cow Skullduggery..... I think i can handle it. If your coming to work for me then i'll be more than happy to point you in the direction of suitable candadites hat are deserving of dome wrath.
And when your not scraming at people for me you can wiggle attractivly around my office in....
a Pink Straight Jacket Sexy Power Suit in High Heels.
Incredible. Now I know why i was born a boy.
EDITED_BY: ado-p (1104941404)
Written by: Skulduggery
Ooooooo but thats not fair. I have a certificate stating I'm sane. I don't wanna play in the unimaginative playground. I wanna play in the raving, crazy, mad, loonie, peoples playground with all of you lot!
Yes please, keep the madness.
Otherwise... where will I go to be normal?
As you for you being a mouthy cow Skullduggery..... I think i can handle it. If your coming to work for me then i'll be more than happy to point you in the direction of suitable candadites hat are deserving of dome wrath.
And when your not scraming at people for me you can wiggle attractivly around my office in....
a Pink Straight Jacket Sexy Power Suit in High Heels.
Incredible. Now I know why i was born a boy.
EDITED_BY: ado-p (1104941404)
Love is the law.
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
you're all barking - it's on the outside of course - er doh!
Skully I thought you said you were a mouthey cow not a mad one?
Written by: NOn
and i was wondering.... which side is the front on a back to front jacket? is the back the front, or the front the back or is it all front to back and back to front? therfore should your name be written backwards?!?
you're all barking - it's on the outside of course - er doh!
Skully I thought you said you were a mouthey cow not a mad one?
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Where is the infamous miss S anyways?.....I want me parcel.....getting me all excited like that.
Where is the infamous miss S anyways?.....I want me parcel.....getting me all excited like that.
Gayle.....!
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64 posts
Location: Cheltenham, England
64 posts
Location: Cheltenham, England
Posted:
Japanese rope art isn't really that kinky in my opinion. I see it more as decorative foreplay. It can literally last hours too, which is a nice advantage. Walk around with it under your clothes for a few hours, that constant reminder that it's there, whoever did it to you knowing exactly the same thing. It's very pleasing.
Yes, wore ten meters of very nice red rope under my uniform at work a few weeks ago. Had to wear a thick fleece because the knots were too obvious otherwise, but it was really fun. Running up stairs was somewhat... uncomfortable though.
Welcome to the community btw!
Japanese rope art isn't really that kinky in my opinion. I see it more as decorative foreplay. It can literally last hours too, which is a nice advantage. Walk around with it under your clothes for a few hours, that constant reminder that it's there, whoever did it to you knowing exactly the same thing. It's very pleasing.
Yes, wore ten meters of very nice red rope under my uniform at work a few weeks ago. Had to wear a thick fleece because the knots were too obvious otherwise, but it was really fun. Running up stairs was somewhat... uncomfortable though.
Welcome to the community btw!
I can't be evil; I'm wearing pink.
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
someone mention something pink ?
Written by:
a Pink Straight Jacket Sexy Power Suit in High Heels
someone mention something pink
? Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
pleased to meet you borath
now go tie up skullduggery, she keeps leaving her thread without permission
pleased to meet you borath
now go tie up skullduggery, she keeps leaving her thread without permission
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
But, But, But,.... I can't help it ado-p! They have this stupid rule at work about having to actually attend.... pfffft must have been a boy that came up with that rule! And more to the point they won't let me have a net connection in the shop! They say it will be distracting! Yeah right! They don't mind all those people coming in off the street that distract me from my poi-ing, crosswords and reading just to give me money for stuff! Double pfffffft! Damn you evil boys with stupid rules and stuff. Why can't you just pay me anyway whether I turn up or not!
Gayle your gift is in the post. Its not big enough for a parcel..... I hope you won't be disappointed with it.
Non, I lasted 2 seconds, then I giggled 'til my sides hurt.
Hello Borath welcome to the thread of the strange. Please unfasten your seatbelt and always hang dangerously out of the window as you speed down the ramp, remembering to have a sharp pair of scissors waving wildly in your hand.
Wild Child, I'm fabulously gorgeous! I have no problems with how I am....... its other people that do!(p.s. happy burpday hun )
Babajaga.... just coz you are fantabulous
Gidg...... just because you are a fellow loon!
dub..... they think you are a loon and rightly so!
Will...... just because you are a redhead
: pokeintheeyethenhug : Bird...... just because!
Written by: ado-p
pleased to meet you borath
now go tie up skullduggery, she keeps leaving her thread without permission
But, But, But,.... I can't help it ado-p! They have this stupid rule at work about having to actually attend.... pfffft must have been a boy that came up with that rule! And more to the point they won't let me have a net connection in the shop! They say it will be distracting! Yeah right! They don't mind all those people coming in off the street that distract me from my poi-ing, crosswords and reading just to give me money for stuff! Double pfffffft! Damn you evil boys with stupid rules and stuff. Why can't you just pay me anyway whether I turn up or not!
Gayle your gift is in the post. Its not big enough for a parcel..... I hope you won't be disappointed with it.
Non, I lasted 2 seconds, then I giggled 'til my sides hurt.
Hello Borath welcome to the thread of the strange. Please unfasten your seatbelt and always hang dangerously out of the window as you speed down the ramp, remembering to have a sharp pair of scissors waving wildly in your hand.
Wild Child, I'm fabulously gorgeous! I have no problems with how I am....... its other people that do!
(p.s. happy burpday hun ) Babajaga.... just coz you are fantabulous Gidg...... just because you are a fellow loon! dub..... they think you are a loon and rightly so! Will...... just because you are a redhead: pokeintheeyethenhug : Bird...... just because!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
I feel left out!
I feel left out!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Bad ol' pervy badger boy
There is that better??
Bad ol' pervy badger boy There is that better??
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
*pokes patrick in the eye*
there you go.
*pokes patrick in the eye*
there you go.
Love is the law.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Hey! Its only funny till somone loses an eye!
By the way... who's glass eye is this?
Hey! Its only funny till somone loses an eye!
By the way... who's glass eye is this?
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
oops,
damn thing keeps popping out...
oops,
damn thing keeps popping out...
Love is the law.
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