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Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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I don't think you can be laminated and look like a sheep Skully. It's just not done.
And you wouldn't like living in NYC's flat, um, I mean apartment, cos the pigeons try to break in at night and you don't like pigeons.
And haggi are beasties in their own right - where on earth did you get this sheep nonsense from? Have you been reading wanton propaganda again? hmm?
hehe that reminds me,
I was tramping through peat bogs this weekend with my parents which suprised me since my mother is anything but intrepid. She did very well until we led her to a precipice that we had to climb down at which point she looked very cross and worried and squealed "I'm not a haggis you know!"
perhaps that's only funny if you don't think haggi are just sheeps tummies.
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I don't think you can be laminated and look like a sheep Skully. It's just not done.
And you wouldn't like living in NYC's flat, um, I mean apartment, cos the pigeons try to break in at night and you don't like pigeons.
And haggi are beasties in their own right - where on earth did you get this sheep nonsense from? Have you been reading wanton propaganda again? hmm?
hehe that reminds me,
I was tramping through peat bogs this weekend with my parents which suprised me since my mother is anything but intrepid. She did very well until we led her to a precipice that we had to climb down at which point she looked very cross and worried and squealed "I'm not a haggis you know!"
perhaps that's only funny if you don't think haggi are just sheeps tummies.
Know better
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Posted:
I like the sound of your mum! I'm not a haggis either!
Hmmmmm NYC never mentioned any pigeons...... how unfair to get a girl all excited about being laminated without warning her about the pigeons. I think we should spank him!
Can pigeons open envelopes? I'm sure it would be really hard for them because everytime they move a leg to get hold of the brown paper wallet their head would bob back and forth making it really hard to aim their beaks at the flap to rip it open. I might be safe in an envelope!
I like the sound of your mum! I'm not a haggis either!Hmmmmm NYC never mentioned any pigeons...... how unfair to get a girl all excited about being laminated without warning her about the pigeons. I think we should spank him!
Can pigeons open envelopes? I'm sure it would be really hard for them because everytime they move a leg to get hold of the brown paper wallet their head would bob back and forth making it really hard to aim their beaks at the flap to rip it open. I might be safe in an envelope!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
hmm
I dunno...
Pigeons are wiley, at least London ones are. I think the New York ones are in the employ of the mafia, but at least there is nowhere for them to hide guns about their persons. But that probably means that they aren't messenger pigeons and so have less experience of envelopes.
You'd be safe under the bed though - Marmotte will protect you
(and NO spanking my boy! hrumph)
hmm
I dunno...
Pigeons are wiley, at least London ones are. I think the New York ones are in the employ of the mafia, but at least there is nowhere for them to hide guns about their persons. But that probably means that they aren't messenger pigeons and so have less experience of envelopes.
You'd be safe under the bed though - Marmotte will protect you
(and NO spanking my boy! hrumph)
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Oh ok I won't spank him. He's all big and mean and in da hood anyway so he might get his Boyz to sort me out if I did......
Oh ok I won't spank him. He's all big and mean and in da hood anyway so he might get his Boyz to sort me out if I did...... Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
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Posted:
your not laminating me NYC. im sure we've talked about this before. its just not the same as pvc
Written by: NYC
True.
I have a great laminator at work. I laminate all the time. And we've got all that space under the bed to store them.
your not laminating me NYC. im sure we've talked about this before. its just not the same as pvc
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
You know, I didn't have a dodgy thought in my head when I suggested lamination
And you seem to have missed the point that there is no room for you big people and we are making do with little paper cutouts, so it isn't even you personally that gets laminated.
Sometimes I think people just don't pay attention
*shakes head sadly*
however I am not unreasonable.
Hows about little dolly versions of your good selves which we can then varnish with PVA (close enough doop) to stop the whole soggy tea problem.
Not quite so pack flat, and if we fill them with bird seed the pigeons will have a field day, but a thought nonetheless
You know, I didn't have a dodgy thought in my head when I suggested lamination
And you seem to have missed the point that there is no room for you big people and we are making do with little paper cutouts, so it isn't even you personally that gets laminated.
Sometimes I think people just don't pay attention
*shakes head sadly*
however I am not unreasonable.
Hows about little dolly versions of your good selves which we can then varnish with PVA (close enough doop) to stop the whole soggy tea problem.
Not quite so pack flat, and if we fill them with bird seed the pigeons will have a field day, but a thought nonetheless
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Pirate Ninja
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Posted:
alright alright
i'll move over
after new zealand
alright alright
i'll move over
after new zealand
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NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Posted:
Sweet! It's a deal.
And yes, the pigeons are more of the organized crime types. Actually, I just realized it might take some adjustment to get used to them Miss Queen. I forget how cuddly they get in the spring. I've got my earplugs in and the air filter on so I don't hear a thing. But if we need to put those nail racks on the window sill so the pigeons will snuggle elsewhere I'm cool with that.
And I think Skully should definitely come visit. If Molly protects her from being mistaken for a sheep, I'll protect her from the hoardes of Americans that will be there in August.
Sweet! It's a deal.
And yes, the pigeons are more of the organized crime types. Actually, I just realized it might take some adjustment to get used to them Miss Queen. I forget how cuddly they get in the spring. I've got my earplugs in and the air filter on so I don't hear a thing. But if we need to put those nail racks on the window sill so the pigeons will snuggle elsewhere I'm cool with that.
And I think Skully should definitely come visit. If Molly protects her from being mistaken for a sheep, I'll protect her from the hoardes of Americans that will be there in August.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
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It's not the pigeons snuggling that I object to as much as the noise they make when they're shagging that bothers me
but I have my own startling kit - though I'm not sure it'd get past homeland security
we could put a small cat on each windowsill
that would work
It's not the pigeons snuggling that I object to as much as the noise they make when they're shagging that bothers me
but I have my own startling kit - though I'm not sure it'd get past homeland security
we could put a small cat on each windowsill
that would work
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Posted:
Grease up the window ledges and watch them try to shag as the slide over the edge
Mwhahahahaha bad, evil, skully
Grease up the window ledges and watch them try to shag as the slide over the edge
Mwhahahahaha bad, evil, skully
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Pirate Ninja
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Posted:
grease me up and i'll sit out there and startle them for you....
grease me up and i'll sit out there and startle them for you....
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Now thats a very scary mental image! Crazy Irish man greased up and naked on NYC's window ledge yelling at pigeons!
Now thats a very scary mental image! Crazy Irish man greased up and naked on NYC's window ledge yelling at pigeons! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
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Posted:
*Note to self. Keep the windows CLOSED.*
I actually don't think they're shagging as much as they're jockying for the best ledges.
I'm honestly used to them and I think you will be too Molly.
Besides, if Ado starts getting too loud on our window sill what would we put out there to scare him? Could escalate into pure alleyway chaos.
Though, it would TOTALLY solve the problem of the neighbors keeping the window open.
*Note to self. Keep the windows CLOSED.*
I actually don't think they're shagging as much as they're jockying for the best ledges.
I'm honestly used to them and I think you will be too Molly.
Besides, if Ado starts getting too loud on our window sill what would we put out there to scare him? Could escalate into pure alleyway chaos.
Though, it would TOTALLY solve the problem of the neighbors keeping the window open.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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You won't need anything to scare him off..... he's all greased up so you just have to poke him with a stick and he'll slide off! BTW how high up is your apartment? Will we need to put out a safety net to catch him?
Written by: NYC
Besides, if Ado starts getting too loud on our window sill what would we put out there to scare him? Could escalate into pure alleyway chaos.
You won't need anything to scare him off..... he's all greased up so you just have to poke him with a stick and he'll slide off! BTW how high up is your apartment? Will we need to put out a safety net to catch him?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
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Posted:
Yeah. 6 flight walk up.
Gives you nice legs though.
Yeah. 6 flight walk up.
Gives you nice legs though.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Hmm, all this talk of greased up Irishmen apppears to have dissuaded people from posting!!
tut!
Hmm, all this talk of greased up Irishmen apppears to have dissuaded people from posting!!
tut!
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No, I think they stopped posting because we talk utter bollox in here. I personally like talking utter bollox. It's more entertaining than bed sales.
No, I think they stopped posting because we talk utter bollox in here. I personally like talking utter bollox. It's more entertaining than bed sales.
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Its not just me that enjoys randomness then!?
Its not just me that enjoys randomness then!? My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Posted:
This thread is random?
This thread is random? Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Not nearly as random as it should be!
Not nearly as random as it should be!
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Posted:
*wanders in with steaming boxes of pizza*
pizza, anyone?
*wanders in with steaming boxes of pizza*
pizza, anyone?
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
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OOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!
Pizza!
That'll go lovely with this bottle of Vodka that I have!
Drink, anyone??
OOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!
Pizza!
That'll go lovely with this bottle of Vodka that I have!
Drink, anyone??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
NYC
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Posted:
Oh no more pizza!
I had two slices of pizza last night before hula hooping...
BAD IDEA.
Oh no more pizza!
I had two slices of pizza last night before hula hooping...
BAD IDEA.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Ninja
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i'll have NYC's too please
i'll have NYC's too please
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Pooh-Bah
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he's already eaten his two doople, you're being ikky again aren't you
he's already eaten his two doople, you're being ikky again aren't you
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Posted:
*pushes my spare strange, self monitoring, 'shroom specialising pizza oven in*
present for Miss Skully
it sorta filled my thread up with pizza that no one seems to eat, so you cna have it
*pushes my spare strange, self monitoring, 'shroom specialising pizza oven in*
present for Miss Skully
it sorta filled my thread up with pizza that no one seems to eat, so you cna have it
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
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We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
pigeons don't have eyebrows
I'd like them better if they did
I'm HUNGRY
:growl: said tum
pigeons don't have eyebrows
I'd like them better if they did
I'm HUNGRY
:growl: said tum
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Ooooooo um.... how do I put this..... Thank you for the pizza oven but.... well.... um.... I'm allergic to wheat so can't eat pizzas. It was a nice thought though.
Ooooooooo Jelly wrestling outfit huh Pigeon_wigeon? Very posh. We usually just do it in our undies!
Hello Missy Molly and Mr NYC
Ado-p I just had chips and curry sauce. I still have a few left that I couldn't eat. You can have those if you wish.
Has anyone else noticed that Bird is becoming a bit of a drunken bum? wuv ya really hun and Balthazar says "hi!"
Ooooooo um.... how do I put this..... Thank you for the pizza oven but.... well.... um.... I'm allergic to wheat so can't eat pizzas. It was a nice thought though.
Ooooooooo Jelly wrestling outfit huh Pigeon_wigeon? Very posh. We usually just do it in our undies!
Hello Missy Molly and Mr NYC
Ado-p I just had chips and curry sauce. I still have a few left that I couldn't eat. You can have those if you wish.
Has anyone else noticed that Bird is becoming a bit of a drunken bum?
wuv ya really hun and Balthazar says "hi!" Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Me??
*hiccup*
drunken bum?? *stumbles around, bangs into a table and falls flat on the floor*
I don't know what you *hic* mean!
Me??
*hiccup*
drunken bum?? *stumbles around, bangs into a table and falls flat on the floor*
I don't know what you *hic* mean!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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