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newbie
5 posts
Location: Tokyo, USA
newbie
5 posts
Location: Tokyo, USA
Posted:
Name: Locke
Location: Originally USA but currently I reside in Tokyo
Hometown: Athens, West Virginia
Birthday (sign?): 04/14
Age: I think its 23 so hard to keep up with it
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Student for life.
Favorite Food(s): Curry, Steak, Potatoes, yakisoba.
Favorite Color(s): black, green, and sliver.
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? faster than a cat.
Toys: Everyone else put Poi so I will too.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Glowstringing, DDR, chasing squirrels, eating, and sleeping.
Education: College graduate.
Favorite Book(s): World War Z
Favorite Movie(s): Death Note
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Godzilla because Star Wars is fictitious and Godzilla is real.
Favorite TV show(s): Colbert Report
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) Avoid getting a job for as long as possible and enjoying myself throughly
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: ermm I have no idea.
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? I'd have to see you without the pants to know if they are the cause or not.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): mint chocolate chip and musk melon
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? I have no idea what any of those are so....I'll go with Nutella.
Name: Locke
Location: Originally USA but currently I reside in Tokyo
Hometown: Athens, West Virginia
Birthday (sign?): 04/14
Age: I think its 23 so hard to keep up with it
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Student for life.
Favorite Food(s): Curry, Steak, Potatoes, yakisoba.
Favorite Color(s): black, green, and sliver.
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? faster than a cat.
Toys: Everyone else put Poi so I will too.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Glowstringing, DDR, chasing squirrels, eating, and sleeping.
Education: College graduate.
Favorite Book(s): World War Z
Favorite Movie(s): Death Note
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Godzilla because Star Wars is fictitious and Godzilla is real.
Favorite TV show(s): Colbert Report
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) Avoid getting a job for as long as possible and enjoying myself throughly
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: ermm I have no idea.
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? I'd have to see you without the pants to know if they are the cause or not.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): mint chocolate chip and musk melon
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? I have no idea what any of those are so....I'll go with Nutella.
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*runs in and smears Nutella on your nipples as a baptism and welcome to the High Church of Nutella.*
to HoP! 
*runs in and smears Nutella on your nipples as a baptism and welcome to the High Church of Nutella.*
to HoP! -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
old hand
965 posts
Location: London
965 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Howdy Doodle! Welcome One and all!!! But shame on you for being a Nutella Addict!! Marmite is the way to go!
*gives a rendition of 'You're So Vain' as welcoming*
Howdy Doodle! Welcome One and all!!! But shame on you for being a Nutella Addict!! Marmite is the way to go!
*gives a rendition of 'You're So Vain' as welcoming*
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" 
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
SILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
Posted:
ignore him, nutella is the way to go 
ignore him, nutella is the way to go Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
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SILVER Member
newbie
5 posts
Location: Tokyo, USA
newbie
5 posts
Location: Tokyo, USA
Posted:
Googles Marmite and Vegemite...Wow! Neither of those really sound good at all. Why can't Peanut Butter be a choice?
Googles Marmite and Vegemite...Wow! Neither of those really sound good at all. Why can't Peanut Butter be a choice?
SILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
Hello Locke! Welcome to HoP
And as for Vegemite - don't knock it 'til you try it
Have a wonderful stay
Hello Locke! Welcome to HoP
And as for Vegemite - don't knock it 'til you try it
Have a wonderful stay
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
BRONZE Member
compfuzzled
1,182 posts
Location: hastings, England (UK)
compfuzzled
1,182 posts
Location: hastings, England (UK)
Posted:
to HOP
to HOP "the geeks have got you" - Gayle
BRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
Have a lolcat!
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Have a lolcat!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member
newbie
5 posts
Location: Tokyo, USA
newbie
5 posts
Location: Tokyo, USA
Posted:
Yay! a lol cat just for me!
Roarfire if you send me some vegemite I promise to try it with an open mind. Same goes for marmite if anyone wants to send one some of that ^_^
Yay! a lol cat just for me!
Roarfire if you send me some vegemite I promise to try it with an open mind. Same goes for marmite if anyone wants to send one some of that ^_^
SILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Posted:
We all try to swear we're not idiots, Unfortunately it doesn't work too often.
to HoP!
Oh, and trust me, vegemite is feral. I wouldn't make that offer!
We all try to swear we're not idiots, Unfortunately it doesn't work too often.
to HoP!Oh, and trust me, vegemite is feral. I wouldn't make that offer!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
GOLD Member
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA
Posted:
Lock- peanut butter could be a choice, but I figure that if you prefer peanut butter, your answer would be nutella anyway... because they are sooooo goood together.
Welcome!
Lock- peanut butter could be a choice, but I figure that if you prefer peanut butter, your answer would be nutella anyway... because they are sooooo goood together.
Welcome!
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