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Login/Join to ParticipateFlying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.
This is not a joke.
Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)
Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.
He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.
Pm strugz if you find him interesting.
Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Nope - much to the disgust of the 4 blokes that visited mine the weekend........ i am not gay
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
If you wanna forward those four blokes to my place feel free!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
that be Durbs / Sandy / 2bags and Clare
take your pick - there all gay
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Hold on...
I'm a guy?!
Seriously?!
Ohhh...
Does this mean I can pee standing up now?!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
If Clare is a guy can Jon and I marry her *cough* I mean him please?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Can I have a Free 30-day Trial for each of them?
I still think Meg is your lobster...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Awesome...
Can we make this the 'Clare needs a girlfriend' thread?
(Just want to see what it's like before Jon and I marry you Skully
)Neon... hope you don't mind... I'm a bloke now, after all.
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Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
why am i a lobster?
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ooooooooooo I better go out and find a wedding dress for Jon and a Tux for me! Yippeeeeee We're getting married to the gorgeous babe *cough* erm... dude Clare!!!!
Well thats made my day.... I think I'll go and take a nap. I can't stand all the excitement
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Gay 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S' reference from Phoebe about how some lobsters mate for life and have actually been seen holding claws in their tank...
Should I have made references to Romeo & Juliet / Tristan & Isolde / Mork & Mindy? (in case you're wondering, you're Mork)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
ahhhhh,
well if Strugz was as fit as Mindy, I'd go out with her...him... herim.
errrrr.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I'm working on it...
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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Can't wait til you've worked your magic, Dave!!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
your going to need more than that puney pair of scissors and chainsaw..........
and some handcuffs to stop my hands......... - punching you obviously.......
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Oh yeah, forgot...
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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Skulduggery
If Clare is a guy can Jon and I marry her *cough* I mean him please?
Because as we all know, the only way a heterosexual couple can marry a third person is if the third person is male.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Exactly.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pffft Silly NYC, it's obvious. Last time I checked Clare and I weren't lesbians..... Jon on the other hand might be a lesbian.... he does after all fancy women.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
And he does Poi...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Written by: NYC
When do we get to start a thread to get Meg some?
nahh, she wont go for it, shes just pretending to be gay beacse shes phalus-a-phobic....
so maybe if you cut it off strugs...?
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-><- Kallisti
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Waaay ahead of ya!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Yeep
But then he won't be any use in my cage...
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Ahem
That didn't come out quite right...
I mean... he wouldn't look quite right in the gold lame...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
there aint no chopping going on here............ Dave is a wussy and a small one at that...... you need a bunch of mini daves to pull it off, so far ive just seen one
If there is lots of daves can i just get in the cage for safety? and use my hoards of women as protection?
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Written by: strugz
If there is lots of daves can i just get in the cage for safety?
I only need the one...
Unless you want the paralysing drug (no, not the green variety) that keeps you FULLY AWAKE when I get to work, you'd better come quietly... Doesn't matter where you run, I will always find you in the end...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
aaaww... i wanted you to unleash the army of mini daves...
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
The army of mini daves... is that a bit like Dawn of the Dead?
Getting to the other side
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
yeah, but Dawn of the Dave
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Just how mini are we talking about? Mini-Me Mini or Microscopic Mini? Both have their advantages...
Then again, a Legion of Daves... Imagine the possibities...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i honestly don't know, they're your army, i just know you've got them hidden somewhere, ready to jump into action on command
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
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