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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Help turn Strugz gay?



Hold on... I have to think about that...



Alternatively, I could help straighten you out... well, it would be a new and exciting project wink

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Nah, Strugz is a solo project...

The other thing... ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

That would be fun!!!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
smile

Just checked out your MySpace.

Yes. It would

smile

ubbangel

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Cool! I have my very own stalker! biggrin



If a straight woman who hangs with a gay man is called a fag-hag, what is a straight man who hangs with a gay woman called?



An Optimist... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
strugz, you should get a myspace. you get people messaging you all the time!

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-sandy-BRONZE Member
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Posted:
Yea i just finally caved to the ways of the myspace, everyone is always on about it so i thought id give it a go.
That and im bored.
Dave whats your myspace?
oh and strugz, check your email

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
it's on my HOP profile... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

cknamSILVER Member
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Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom

Posted:
I can't check My Space at work but do you still have the funky glow poi background that makes everything really hard to read? biggrin
Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
That's the one! Get Firefox! tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
ubblol ubblol

Stalker?!

Nah... just in awe of your dreads smile

And your ability to twist the English language...

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
But.... just noticed...



You think Irreversible is a good film? Really?



I can appreciate the artistic merit in filming it backwards... but That scene was unnecessary in it's utter brutality.



It did not need to be so long, or involved, to still leave a lasting impression.



In my opinion smile







Secretary... on the other hand... ubblove



smile

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
To stop derailing the thread and turning it into the 'Clare Turns Neon Straight' Thread. (Oh the irony!) I've answered in a PM!



Unless people REALLY want to see my critique of the film in question?



Secretary is a LOVELY film ubblove except with the scene with the blue shirt... *wretch*

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
The blue shirt?

Can't remember which bit...

And we probably don't need to post a critique of that film... just an advisory never to watch it if you are in the slightest bit sensitive, or if you've ever been through a traumatic experience yourself.

PM returned smile

x

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Posted:
Nah Neon, we don't REALLY want to know what you think about movies, but we DO want to see Clare's attempts at turning you straight.

Hmmmm... did I say "see"? Well, I s'ppose... ubblol

(Still haven't seen Secretary, but it's definitely on my list biggrin)

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
It'd be funny to see her try!



Can we start a new thread if that's the case! Unless Strugz HAS gotten lucky? (Because of or in spite of this thread! ubblol)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

mcpPLATINUM Member
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5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Posted:
even in a pool of 20,000 females strugz can't get lucky... as this thread proves... biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
None within driving distance anyway!

I'll play cupid at Synergy on Friday ubbangel

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

mcpPLATINUM Member
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5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Posted:
I thought you were playing ming li?

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Shhhh!!!



You'll give my cunning stunt away! ubbangel



I am of course talking about my Cupid Stunt... ubbangel

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

The Tea FairySILVER Member
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Posted:
ubblol ubblol your play on words went way over my head then, I thought I was being a bit dyslexic!

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Brigit... you'll love Secretary....

le sigh

smile

Dave... PM on it's way soon...
x

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Tea Fairy - what play on words? rolleyes



Clare - I've fallen off my seat. It's been a while and the edge got slippy...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
tongue

Tis there. Fool.

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Posted:
 Written by: mcp


even in a pool of 20,000 females strugz can't get lucky... as this thread proves... biggrin



You can lead a horse to girlies but you can't...

wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

-sandy-BRONZE Member
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716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


Nah Neon, we don't REALLY want to know what you think about movies, but we DO want to see Clare's attempts at turning you straight.




will that in the 'but im a cheerleader' kinda way or 'the graduate' kinda way?

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Yay Sandy!

I'm gonna turn straight after being surrounded by day-glo pink houses and blue, same sex dorms, self-administered Electro-shock therapy! biggrin I draw the line at the end of term exam involving flesh-coloured leotards and fig leaves.... biggrin

As for 'But I'm a Cheerleader', not heard of that, what's that about? confused wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

-sandy-BRONZE Member
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Posted:
ubblol
i had a feeling you might have seen that film. For anyone else who hasnt, go watch it its highly entertaining.

"Don't do it naked!"

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
ubblol

Have we REALLY exhausted all avenues for getting Strugz a bit of poontang?

This thread is more derailed than the Eurostar arriving in Nova Scotia...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

-sandy-BRONZE Member
old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Posted:
he could always go to holland and pay for it, or do you think thats beneath him?

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
I was thinking more Thailand, possibly Cambodia... wink

Then again I'm sure he wouldn't be adverse to taking a week-long day trip to Amsterdamn... You know... for the dykes... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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