Forums > Social Chat > When am I no longer a newbie???
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Location: Brasstown, North Carolina, USA
What exactly does it take, or is it something that i need to write in??? maybe i deserve a good cussing for asking a silly question, but perhaps i could get an answer mixed in with the said cussing???
Dude... my butt's on fire again... bummer...
6,650 posts
you're no longer a n00b:
a) if you buy a life supply of kevlar, firestaff and/or poi from the HoP store
b) if you can link to at least 10 professional shows you participated in
c) if you personally clean out the garbage bins of at least 5 "longtimers" in your state
or simply if you edit your personal information, found in "my home"...
Excuse, but I'm in a
mood today - too many micro cubicles running through my head...However: Wholeheartedly
here on HoP - don't forget your intro-thread... and 
excuse me once more 
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
and now for the correct answer............................:p
once you make 100 posts you can change your "newbie" title when you edit your profile in your personal information
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
6,650 posts
ooops
forgot that part (obviously cubicled) the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
you're no longer a n00b when you know everyone on HoP's real name, date of birth, mother's maiden name and favourite colour. And also their nuttella/marmite preferences
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
all 42886 of them?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
You're no longer a n00b when you learn to do a search, and you stop annoying Cantus.
MAking a hundred posts also counts apparently.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
No matter what the title says under your name you are no longer a newbie after 20 HoPpers have
you.... Thats one! to HoP wyndsurfr <---- that doesn't count as 2 because it's from the same HoPper 
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog
You're no longer a n00b when you stop annoying Cantus.
I will forever be a n00b!! 
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
18 posts
Location: Brasstown, North Carolina, USA
i believe i have a new purpose then!!! annoying whoever cantus is!!!! hahaha shall i post a hundred threads that make no sense??? would that be annoying enough???, no no no wait... i'll post a hundred threads asking things about my computer and how it works!!!! that should do it
Dude... my butt's on fire again... bummer...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog
You're no longer a n00b when you ... stop annoying Cantus.
That makes some apparent "old-schoolers" pretty damn new then, ey?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
aye lol
and maybe you are no longer a n00b when you meet fellow hoppers accidentally at varying festivals etc etc
(hoppers are easily found bounding off in the direction of flashy lights)
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
recognising Hoppers by sight is a good one, I still see avatars when I look at peoples faces
(is that 2 ) A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
That means i'm still a newbie!!
THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Am I a newbie?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Of Course you're still a newbie Doc. You just need breaking in gently...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
6,650 posts
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight
and three. Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England
this means i am a Newbie as i have had less then 100 hugs and know hardly any hopers other then those at the welsh english meet
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Written by: Little_Miss_Nebula
(hoppers are easily found bounding off in the direction of flashy lights)
We also like to gather around traffic lights like flys round [censored].
Personally I think you are a n00b!1110_o!12 until you have developed your jedi senses for avoiding hitting yourself in the knackers.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
18 posts
Location: Brasstown, North Carolina, USA
Well i don't know about the knackers (whatever the hell that is), but i whack myself in the head quite often!!!!
Dude... my butt's on fire again... bummer...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
your knackers are your nuts
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
i have knickers, not knackers
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
6,650 posts
Avoid knocking the knackers? Well and what's the female equivalent then?
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Written by: FireTom
Avoid knocking the knackers? Well and what's the female equivalent then?
KNOCKERS 18 posts
Location: Brasstown, North Carolina, USA
Good one!!!
Dude... my butt's on fire again... bummer...
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