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Login/Join to ParticipateNiraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
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OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Thankyou ..... *whipes drool off* you wouldnt have a shower would you ....... im not going back out .....i hate trolls ...... and cantus never rally spoke to you but how do ya do? hows you? chelly bean the oetals are loverly *yoiks bowl* my eat a couple more
if you dont mind that is? Actually back on HoP guys ...
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Help yourself!! There's loads more where they came from. Yup, the shower's through there, well, it's really a bit more of a waterfall, but there's a pool and butterflies and rope swings - and even a rainbow, which a kind gent gave me yesterday! Oh, and the towels are next to the orchids in the far corner.
I'm hiding from the snakes and the rain today.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
thankyou *comes out* im all done wow thats really cool maybe you can come in my thread and use mine same but mine has a few more rope swings but i need to fix them ...though yours is nicer then mine looks like it has space hehe
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I've started work on a couple of your swings, with my wand it shouldn't take too long....
It is a bit crowded over there, but the people are nice and friendly! 
You have one of my names!! How did you get it? did you take it when I wasn't looking? tee hee!! We can share it! 
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
which name? sorry im lost hun
Actually back on HoP guys ...
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Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I need a new brain. Any offers/willing donors?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
hmmmm....mines a bit battered, but i have no real use for it. i'll give it to you for a few beers and a spliff!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
It's a deal!! I think I could maybe spare a few spliffs. One wouldn't do for a few beers. Maybe some cakes too?
I know a (good?) surgeon.....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
hmmm..cakes for the munchies...you are pretty smart. maybe my brain will just make you dumber and more confused?
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I doubt I'd be dumber, and most certainly not any more confused than I already am!
Now, if you;d care to lie down over here (have a cake first though, you'll need your strength) and I'll go fetch the circular saw... "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
you can have mine if you pull the right strings you get A's in maths and a few B's and a C if your lucky
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
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lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
CHELLE!!! youve been told already about the brain surgery, remember what happened last time???!!! honestly if i wasnt younger than you id feel like your parent!
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn 
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
dont worry we use magic its so much safer then brain surgery ... *looks in spell book for transations* hmmm give me a couple days....someone stick the coffe mug on for me please
merci Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
There's a pot brewing for you honey, and some more petals!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
*runs away as fast as possible from the circular saw, but alas, falls over (rather spectacularly) before hecan reach the door*
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Oh, I wish I'd had my camera ready for that one!!! Not to worry, Devilsarmy and I can combine our magic, there'll be no pain.......we've just got to figure out how first..... "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
thankies.........erm *whispers "the pain will hurt like hell but there will be no scar if we use magic, think we should tell him??"*
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
sssssssshhhhhh!!!!!! he might not notice if we give him some more beer...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
lol ok *passes crate of beer*
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
mmmm beeeeeeeeeeeeer *drools*
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
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Howzat?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
HMMM...THEY'RE ALL BELGIAN THOUGH....belgian beers are good to a point...but some are just crap!
try plying me with real scrumpy cider...that gets me rat arsed and tastes....well.........gorgeous!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Still in the barrels I'm afraid.....would you like a tankard?
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"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
ok careful if you over load him his brain will be useless
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
It's OK, I've put a spell on the cider....he can only drink a couple of pints before he curls up and starts dreaming..
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
a couple of pints? me thinks not...i'm on my second barrel now!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
DUDE!!! *sighs* This may have to be postponed another day......and I've got that interview tomorrow!Ah well, is the cider good? I made it myself you know....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
cider is always good.....anything with alcohol in it has to be good!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
good luck avec le interview tomorrow chelle hun, you'll like...rawk their sawks and stuff.... and then afterwards ill buy you a celebratory beer that you dont have to stay in and study!
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Ooooh, throw in a spin and I think we have a dealio!
I haven't EVER studied this hard for an interview before. In fact, I don't think I've ever actually studied before going into an interview. It's got to the point I'm actually looking forward to it, just so it'll be over...*bounces madly around at the prospect* 
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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