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Login/Join to Participatebig and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
so says pat miletich, 5 times ufc champion and triple hard b*stard!
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cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
*goes to buy some swinging clubs*
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Meh- I'm already nails hard....i don't need to swing clubs!
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
so, i have a plan:
step one: introduce pat to poi and convert his clubswinging skills to floppyclubs(tm)
step two: take pat to juggling conventions (such as the wjf) and introduce him to poi-hating jugglers
but i guess seeing as maus is just as hard as pat (if not several times harder), we could put the plan into effect right now
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
he looks like he's shaking maraccas
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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addict
567 posts
Location: USA
fiesta! damn, all he needs is to have is a ruffled blouse and baggy red and green pants. "I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Written by: coleman
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i'm arrd me..................don't mess clarrts innit
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
He's hot.
Looks tragically straight...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
no reason not to perve though...
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cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Member
89 posts
Location: Caves Beach, NSW, Australia
Oh you mean hard muscles?
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
tragically stright ..... what an awsome phrase
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
wow check out this guy working out with his Indian Clubs.
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what a hard man!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India
Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom
I wanna see him up against Chuck Norris. Clubs vs. Roundhouse kicks. Spin spin spin.... HYAAAA!
I know who'd get owned in that one. Go Chuck!
My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean
If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom
How about some Pat Miletich facts:
Pat is so hard he pities Mr T (the fool)
Pat's clubs are so dangerous they have to be stored in a maximum security titanium vault 65 meters below see level to prevent them falling into the wrong hands.
Pat Miletich works undercover for the American Military, and is the sole reason Osama Bin Laden is still in hiding. Bin Laden isn't scared of Bush, he's scared Pat will find him. It's only a matter of time.
Pat Militich destroyed an entire rainforest to find the perfect Acacia tree for his 2 pound clubs. And he doesn't care.
Pat Militich can survive in the vacuum of space for up to 2 years.
There are 2674 species of alien life form capable of space flight, with the ability to make contact with humans. The only reason we haven't seen them is because they're scared Pat Militich will club them.
Come on, lets have more!!
My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean
If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
Written by: ravehead
woooooooooooo look at them go
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If i take up clubs will I be able to dance like that too!? Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
wow 2lb clubs!!
Let's relight this forum 
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: coleman
no reason not to perve though...
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Arse.
*grabs lotion and a towel*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Stream Entrant
2,829 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Coleman, its true. Club swinging boosts your bonking ability to astonishing levels. And, all the good bods train with clubs. Check out Physical Training Fitness for Combatives
JonnyRok, their ain’t no guarantee that if you take up clubs you will be able to um "dance", like that. But if you want to learn to dance, the check out the these Melbourne Shuffle downloads. Now that’s dancing
If we as members of the human race practice meditation, we can transcend our fear, despair, and forgetfulness. Meditation is not an escape. It is the courage to look at reality with mindfulness and concentration. Thich Nhat Hanh
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Written by: coleman
but i guess seeing as maus is just as hard as pat (if not several times harder), we could put the plan into effect right now
cole. x
*flexes.....kisses bicep.....struts....*
You knows it baby!
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