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Login/Join to Participatetravelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
Hi everyone! i'm not really sure what to post here, i'm completely new to poi and somebody reccommended HOP to me. I'm really impressed with the site, especially the free lessons. i'm looking for a partner to spin with and teach me in my area.....here's a little bit about me;
Name: Dave
Location: Maghull near Liverpool
Hometown: Anfield, Liverpool
DOB: 25/03/86
Age: 20
Sex:male
Occupation(s):aeronautical engineer/barman
Favorite Food(s):BEER! The drink of gods!
Favorite Color(s):purple, black
Toys: crappy home made poi!
Hobbies other than the obvious: climbing, wild nights out
Education: i have my NVQ level 3 in engineering, and my ONC in engineering, thinkin bout goin to uni next year
Favorite Book(s): anything by Irvine Welsh
Favorite Movie(s): American History X
Favorite TV show(s): That 70's Show/ The Simpsons
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) To be amazingly good at fire poi!
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: too damn many to list, but my tase in music is kind of eclectic
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): cookie dough!
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.)
Nutella....obviously!
anyway, that's me in a nutshell, if you're in my area and fancy meeting up, please contact me! thanks, idancelikeatwatme
EDITED_BY: idancelikeatwatme (1147965012)
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Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
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O.B.E.S.E.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I've eaten already and I don't drink...
Help yourself Jonny...
Re: OBESE - yeah look for a member called Frodo. He's the chairperson!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
mmmmm....beer!
I'll pass on the ice-cream though....I'm watching my weight!
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
you and all the men on this site Maus...
And a very nice 'weight' it is too
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
@ Frodo Maybe, but he hasnt been seen in these parts for a while. and that might possibly be a good thing... 
I like beer.
I may have one for my lunch today.
Speaking of which,
Im going out for lunch.
oh, but first, Maus, is it ok if I watch your weight too?
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Cheeky boys!
!All....the men Neon? Somehow me doubts that!
And Jonny...only if i can watch yours sugar!
But i preferred your old sig....
...only because i thought i was the sun...*sob*Now i have nobody tolick my back without me noticing....
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Written by: maus
All....the men Neon? Somehow me doubts that!
As in the gay world, I like to check out the competition
Written by: maus
Now i have nobody tolick my back without me noticing....
Thought your back would be quite desensitised by now....
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Hence the not noticing!
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
but the moon big inside a tube!
Surely that is better than someone licking your back without you noticing?
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
and better than neil armstrong a walkin on your face....or buzz aldrin a walkin on your face...or someone else walkin on your face.....
lo there idance... i looove to dance, but i think i dance like you too...! its ok though... its good to dance on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn 
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Or sticking an American Flag in your eye... leaving bloody footprints..
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Yes but you've got skully for that....i felt special when i was the sun....
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
hey burningoftheclavey! twatdancing is the new breakdancing, i swear it!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
yuss! absolutely, although breakdancing does look awfully cool.....
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
nowhere near as cool as twatdancing, i'm telling you, the club scene won't know what's hit it!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
"Yes but you've got skully for that."
For which? The bloody footprints? or the poke in the eye with an American flag...
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*runs in and dances*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Both....and for letting you get big inside a tube!
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
*looks for ravehead to see if he has started work on that 3 grand soundsystem, decides to do a little dance whilst he waits*
*wiggle*
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
hey sparky! i see you looking at my intro thread! if you touch it your post will be deleted and you will be beaten to a bloody pulp!
*i'm not a violent person, honest*
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
*struggles in with a dozen new bean bag chairs as he realizes people are starting to get bored of standing in his thread*
*looks around for some help*
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
*realizes nobody is going to help him, so sits down on the biggest comfiest beanbag in a starfish manner and cracks open an ice cold beer*
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
*hands pigeon a tin of neon yellow paint and tells her to go wild!*
i want this place to be the most wildly coloured intro thread ever to make the people in here trip out more
*looks at ravehead*
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
hee hee *sits on a squishy beanbag and looks around for the owner of that conspicuous smelling cigarette*
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Oh God, this is turning into Big Brother
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
*runs in and throws a tantrum for no apparent reason*
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Anyone hear something? No?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
*Runs in, bends over and farts really, REALLY loud and runs out again*
That's for calling me a git, you twat!
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
*dies*
*Thud*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
Ermmm, anyone knows CPR...
I know you have to blow on something two times and then press something else about fifteen times...
Ermmm, someone call 112
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
*Whispers* Lower down ya fool!!
* 'Dies' again*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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