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TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
Well hello there,

Apparently this is an attempt at an introduction to myself. I'll just have to try my best.

As i'm already lost i think ill use the noobie template...



Name: Freya



Location: Horsham or at uni in Norwich



Hometown: Horsham (west Sussex)



DOB: 28th April 1986



Age: 20



Sex: female, its too easy to say 'yersss please' (but i did in a way though, didn't i?) biggrin



Occupation(s): Student / Barmaid / Lifeguard



Favorite Food(s): Random I know but it has to be sweetcorn!!!! or Scotch eggs. God help my tastebuds. ubbangel



Favorite Color(s): Blue, turquoise, teal. anything on that end of the spectrum really.



Toys: hehehe, erm...ahem...my piglet sock poi, obviously. redface



Hobbies other than the obvious: I act as a casualty for unsuspecting D of E'ers on long rainy hikes. OOh and i do like tennis, if only for the strawberries and cream.



Education: Im an annoying bum of a student. Currently 'studying' all things sciency at the University of East Anglia



Favorite Book(s): Anything from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, Douglas Adams' Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy, Anne McCaffrey's 'Pern' Series or occasional Robert Rankins.



Favorite Movie(s): Gotta be labyrinth, David Bowie, mullets, crotch shots, puppets, and contact juggling...need i say more?or Braindead because i saw it once when i was young and thought it hilarious!! I also like the big lebowski and Napoleon dynamite.



Favorite TV show(s): Baaa Baaa its 'Lost' m'afraid, python stuff, spongebob! oh and The Mighty Boosh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up): Weeeel, my paddy says 'be what you want to be', and my mum is always going on about 'you are what u eat', so i figure if i eat an octopuss ill be able to handle all of eight poi. i can live with the slime and suckers. Besides, they are pretty good contortionists, ill just go join a circus. Thats me made for life. Where's the sushi?

in reality my dream job would involve working for the national geographic.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Dire Straits, classic.



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Raspberry ripple, mmmmMMMmmmm!



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) NUTELLA!!!! there have been many wars waged over this in the course of history. its an age old debate. Marmite is gross and, in my opinion vegemite isn't even a major contender.



Freya

xxx



p.s I'm not happy! (oooooOOOooooo) I've noticed on some other posts people mentioning 'the game', i had managed not loosing the game for months, and i'm mildly comforted by the fact that you have now lost it too! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! how widespread is 'the game' anyway? i hadn't been expecting to find it here, but then, if i had, i'd have lost it all the same... rolleyes



phew, that was long..well done me.

well, ill be off posting now. glad to meet you all

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Mr Blobby doesn't have feathers....are you confusing him with an ostrich, per chance? Although yellow feathers point to Big Bird.... the sequins, however, have thrown me completely. As Big Bird is only (and perpetually) 4yrs old I would assume that he's not accessorising with the sequins... all of which leads me to believe that you've happened across some bastardised half-breed blobby-big bird cross.



Which is a little scary to say the least. Talking of scary, at Play you'll get to see the troll-beast unleashed....

biggrin



Now that's an experience you won't forget in a hurry

Meh


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
erm...troll beast? does he accessorize?

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well he could really, really, really do with borrowing your bag. Although I fear his "looks" may burn through mere paper eek

I can't believe that Mr Asena has been so remiss as to not warn you of the troll-beast (aka Hunchface)

Meh


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I warned her of hunch face last night! I even showed her a picture wink *shudder*

I could have warned her ages ago, but I do run in a different time zone...

TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
yes. maif is very efficient. hes been telling me all about everybody. wether or not i remember is a different matter...pop quiz anyone?

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Just my twisted views on everybody tho tongue

ubbangel

TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
my tent is airing in the garden! we need to get some decorations for it..any ideas?

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
My Orange necklace smile

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
You have a photo of it? eek Although, that said, Ed has an alarming library of Hunchy photos. I'm starting to suspect he has a twisted crush...

A penchant for forbidden (ugly) fruit perhaps?

Meh


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
fruit! mmmm, kiwis are ugly on the outside but still very tasty.

not that im suggesting we cut him open and indulge in some cannibalism...

although...

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I dont *own* a photo, its the one on Jo's website... Scares me bad!!

Why the hell does Ed have a library of photos!? It cant be a crush... ew.... *disturbed*

TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
guess who just soiled themselves?

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
His Holyness the Pope and seven of his cardinals?

Meh


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
A library of hunchfaces, ewwwww

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
why not, yes. the pope and seven of the cardinals. somebody just broke into vatican city with a trumpet and played the brown note.



luckily most of the cardinals are deaf and survived the onslaught!



thats the trouble with having a 'young' pope. he may just poo himself when hearing trumpets.



although...now i think about it, an older pope wouldnt need any sort of musical encouragement.



d'ya reckon the old pope wore a nappy when on long visits?

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Pretz


thats the trouble with having a 'young' pope. he may just poo himself when hearing trumpets.




ubblol ubblol ubblol

you make me laugh...

and who is mr.blobby?.. tongue

TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
THIS is Mr Blobby, he was a character from one of those cheezy saturday night family shows in the 90's.

i had the Mr Blobby video... cool


Non-Https Image Link


MAN that is one chunk of quality beef!! biggrin

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
You had the video? Ok I may be avoiding you this weekend...

Although, that said, the other day when you talked of accessorising (although you seem to spell it with a z tongue) your paper bag in a blobby style. I found you this news article.

But ended up not posting it cos you started whittering about Popes and things...

Meh


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*cough*

Freya... I have found something to accersorise your tent with...

BUTT CAT!

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
nasty cough you've got there...

Meh


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
WOOO BUTT CATT!!!! biggrin

i always wanted to live in a lighthouse, now i want to live in That lighthouse... and they want to replace it with a glass monstrosity! tut tut...

 Written by: Cantus


Although, that said, the other day when you talked of accessorising (although you seem to spell it with a z tongue) your paper bag in a blobby style.



eeep! ive turned American!! no wait, i just went shopping, i believe thats what they call the store, no excuse i know! rolleyes


 Written by: Cantus


But ended up not posting it cos you started whittering about Popes and things...



ERM! Mr Cantus, who started the talking about Popes and things? hmmm! wink

i was just talking about unfortunate excretions! ubbangel

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yes but i felt it lowered the tone somewhat. So I had to go away and loiter for (as it turned out) a few days, until someone raised the conversation level from the sub-gutter level it was at...
hug

Meh


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
ahh mr.blobby looks a bit scary.. eek

TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
yes. he was scary. his entire vocabulary consisted of:

"blobby blobby, blob blob BLOBBY!!!"

sorry Cantus. Matt did suggest that i shouldnt be too weird when i first came on here.

I'll Try harder next time ubbangel

Im just about to leave for PLAY!

Whoop Whoop!

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:

It was great to meet you and I'm really happy you enjoyed you're first meet up. Hope to see you again in the not to distant future! hug

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
yay! glad to meet you too. hug biggrin

loving the avatar by the way...ROCKS FRIENDS!

it was nice to be around so many happy people. it was a total contrast to just how rude people can be!! on the train, some guy shut the door on me and matt!! angry

HOW RUDE!!

the carriage was quite full and maybe he didnt want us and our bags in the way...

we were left standing on the platform just one stop away from home.. frown

...come to think of it..it may have had something to do with the fact that neither of us had had a shower in a while... ubblol

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I think I met you my dear biggrin but hell I'd have trouble remembering my own address if it wasn't stapled to my underwear...

the name freya draws a picture in my mind....
and lo
t'was a good picture biggrin

hug real nice to meet ya hun, hope you had a good one

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
"but hell I'd have trouble remembering my own address if it wasn't stapled to my underwear..."

He'd also lose his own nuts if they weren't in a bag.

biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Look look Freya. Henry can lower the tone too wink

Meh


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
it's a BIG bag henry wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


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