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Login/Join to ParticipateWhat a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Hello Mr Matt!! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Yaaaayyy!! Well done Matty and Manish!
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
fank oo leneord (he he)...
Still well chuffed! It means I get to waste lots of money I earn on pointless shite...
Jo, that wasnt enough love... I would like more please
As for me being at home... it sucks. My parents are EVIL! Can't wait for fal weekend as its my escape! Any plans on how to survive my rents till then!?
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
*bump*
Hey can someone help me with the rest of this, saw it on the net and it finshed in an odd place, this dosent sound like it should end here
A Poem About BOYZ 4 BOYZ
We Like Their Buttocks" Pert & Round"
And Though They Can Be "Gits"
We Like The Pleasure That We Get
From There "DANGELY BITS"
But If We Cannot Find One
And
Our Undies Are Not Dropping
We Know There Are Alternatives....
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Like dorritoes and shopping?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Gayboys dont eat dorritoes, too fattening. Speaking of I am NEVER touvhing nachos ever again there vile!
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
"Woooo woooo, next stop my thighs"
Ya know Joe, not every gay is as stereotypical as you.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Ooooh Matron!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
FRD, not every gay man is that stereo typical, but the ones concerned here are (i.e. Joe and Matt)
and Jo
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Hey! I eat doritos!! I eat anything tho!
Random fact: My mum sprayed perfume into her eye today
My days are lonely at the mo, both rents working... just my cat cleo (short for cleocatra, oh ye we're cool) to keep me company... and she just sleeps eats and bites me
BUT! My tickets came for my transportation to bristol which is where Len lives! And shes drving me to fal!! wooooo!!
Len, if you read this, I arrive at the bus stop at 1:45 thursday afternoon
If you dont read that... I'll still be waiting...
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Well I have read it...but you'll still be waiting
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
"Random fact: My mum sprayed perfume into her eye today"
Hugs to your mum. I know how much that hurts. Searing pain!
Running around waving your arms and going "Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee" doesn't help much either.
Who would have thunk it, eh?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
* pictures frd spraying perfume in his eye and running round waving his arms going Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Wait a minute-perfume
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I likes to smell pretty, alright!?
Nah, it was my bro, who snuck up behind me and sprayed it in my face.
Oooooo the pain....
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
a thinly veiled excuse. and a lie.
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
bit harsh... cudda been worse, cudda mean pepper spray...
Would have been funnier to watch tho!
Len... you pic me up or... or... I'll cry!
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
i remember when my friend got aftershave into his eye, he was running around the flat squinting, with one eye tightly shut, screaming, "My eyee!!! MY EYE!" hehehe
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*steals flowered hat back from Asena*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
dang it...Just you wait gidg... I'll get that hat back! I look well sexy in it
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
"dang"?
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
As in bugger it...
I hate 56k dial up... so slow
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Excuse me Jo but I have a little something to do here.
*Gidg pushs Asena into a kitchen chair and quickly duct tapes him to it. Taking a red marker she draws a target on his forehead. Standing in front of him, she pulls a water pistol out from the back of her belt. Holding it up, as in a duel, she turns and walks five paces, turns again and carefully aims at her target ...*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Matt, Len will prbably make you wait till i arrive at 10.45 pm, so she only has to do one trip to the bus station that she doesnt know the locvation of, and she lives in bristol
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Written by: Gidg
Excuse me Jo but I have a little something to do here.
*Gidg pushs Asena into a kitchen chair and quickly duct tapes him to it. Taking a red marker she draws a target on his forehead. Standing in front of him, she pulls a water pistol out from the back of her belt. Holding it up, as in a duel, she turns and walks five paces, turns again and carefully aims at her target ...*
gidg NOOOOOOOOOOOO i forgot to wash the car brake fluid out of the water pistol 10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
So, I managed to get shampoo in my eye this morning.
I'm not sure what hurt more, the perfume, or this. But it hurt like somebody was buggering my eye! Not much room to run about going "Aiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee", but there was the ability to jump up and down and scream some.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
And you have experienced the feeling of someone buggering your eye yes?
Honey, you want to use ickle baby shampoo. They have special "no tears" stuff in them, just for the likes of you
Oh, and Dale I am well aware of the location of the one and only bus station in Bristol. Why the heck would I need to know the name of the street it's on? It's hardly like people go round going, "which bus station? the one on Marlborough Street?"
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
well there is only one bus station in manchester for national excpress, and thats called Chorlton street bus station, owing to its on chorlton street
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
See, we don't complicate things down here, it's just the bus station.
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
We have to bus places in horsham
Altho, National Express stops at neither...
Stupid historic small market town!
*runs outside to kick the ground*
*limps back in*
Ouch
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