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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
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Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
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Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees
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Posted:
last year i saw nye in at a sports center with 2000+ people all dancing hard. it was wicked this year however unless it's house partys i doubt i can afford anything
last year i saw nye in at a sports center with 2000+ people all dancing hard. it was wicked this year however unless it's house partys i doubt i can afford anything
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
2000+ people! OMG! thats a lot of people!! I cant afford anything unless house partyage... how much did that cost last year?
2000+ people! OMG! thats a lot of people!! I cant afford anything unless house partyage... how much did that cost last year?
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Written by: Asena
oooh i like the idea of the new years! cold tho?? [/quote
Yeah, but worth it. We kinda hav to do it now cus girlies look forward to it for like, half the year.
They are both 4 (twins).
As for the ol shopping, well managed to duck outa that a few years back cos we were so skint. From then onwards I have always made stuff, mostly in me kitchen. This year it's a choice of ex virgin olive oil infused with homegrown organic garlic, homegrown sundried chillis, elderberry cordial, and tomato chutney. I really feel old now...24-going-on-.....50? but yay no hellish christmas shop for me!!XLenX
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
aww, twins. My dads a twin. One of two... hang on, he must be, or he wouldnt be a twin... silly me.... But ye, means I'm more likely to have twins myself. But then me being gay, i dont really think I will have kids. plus i dont think i can be trusted! lol
Can someone explain to me why its virgin olive oil? like, how did it not lose its virginity? Or is it the other olive oils are just easy?
aww, twins. My dads a twin. One of two... hang on, he must be, or he wouldnt be a twin... silly me.... But ye, means I'm more likely to have twins myself. But then me being gay, i dont really think I will have kids. plus i dont think i can be trusted! lol
Can someone explain to me why its virgin olive oil? like, how did it not lose its virginity? Or is it the other olive oils are just easy?
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Don't think u need to worry bout havin twins, it's supposed to be a girly thing, y'know, passed from mother to daughter type thing. Oh, and yeah, being gay would reduces your chances too, unless u wanted to get reeaaally complicated.
Don't ask me about the olives- do I look like I know anything about virginity?? oh, hang on you can't see me....um, will have 2 get a pic up or summat...but yeah, or ye as u would say, I dunno.
What about the extra virgins then?
Don't think u need to worry bout havin twins, it's supposed to be a girly thing, y'know, passed from mother to daughter type thing. Oh, and yeah, being gay would reduces your chances too, unless u wanted to get reeaaally complicated.
Don't ask me about the olives- do I look like I know anything about virginity?? oh, hang on you can't see me....um, will have 2 get a pic up or summat...but yeah, or ye as u would say, I dunno.
What about the extra virgins then?
XLenX
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
the extra virgins? i dunno (he he he)
maybe they are like.... extra ummmm none touched. like they havent even seen the opposite sex! (presuming they are str8 of course).
And i never knew that about twins.... from mummy to daughter i mean. Does that mean your gonna have lots of grandchildren?? lol
the extra virgins? i dunno (he he he)
maybe they are like.... extra ummmm none touched. like they havent even seen the opposite sex! (presuming they are str8 of course).
And i never knew that about twins.... from mummy to daughter i mean. Does that mean your gonna have lots of grandchildren?? lol
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hmmm, the extra virgin olive humanisation gets complicated...what if the olives are not straight? then they would have to have never seen the same sex.....uh, this makes my head hurt. Bloomin olives.
Grandchildren- quite possibly. Oi you're just makin me feel older now! I always thought it was good that my kids wont have an old mama- but the thought of bein a young grandmama is a bit grim. Grandmamas are supposed to be old.
Hmmm, the extra virgin olive humanisation gets complicated...what if the olives are not straight? then they would have to have never seen the same sex.....uh, this makes my head hurt. Bloomin olives.
Grandchildren- quite possibly. Oi you're just makin me feel older now! I always thought it was good that my kids wont have an old mama- but the thought of bein a young grandmama is a bit grim. Grandmamas are supposed to be old.
XLenX
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Noooo! Grandmams can be any age. I cant stand the fact that old grandmums try to be hip. Its sweet, but not needed. But you can be! cos you'll be a young grandmum! you seen the news today??
Noooo! Grandmams can be any age. I cant stand the fact that old grandmums try to be hip. Its sweet, but not needed. But you can be! cos you'll be a young grandmum! you seen the news today??
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Wot news is that me luvver?
Wot news is that me luvver?
XLenX
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
oooooh, bout the big oil depot blowing up in Hemel Hempstead! 9 Miles from meeee!! I can see the black smoke!! I'm surprised you didnt seeee it! It was on BBC national news this morn. The explosion could be heard from like 40 miles away... A guy was doing a news report in london and he was like.... WOH! (at 6:03) in the morn. Then all the news starting pouring out about a huge explosion. Its close to my house tho. according to my housemates, the windows shook this morn and the boom woke em up, but I was fast asleep! nothing wakes me up!!
hmmmmmm would anyone like a celebration? I have a HUGGGGGE tin infront of me!
oooooh, bout the big oil depot blowing up in Hemel Hempstead! 9 Miles from meeee!! I can see the black smoke!! I'm surprised you didnt seeee it! It was on BBC national news this morn. The explosion could be heard from like 40 miles away... A guy was doing a news report in london and he was like.... WOH! (at 6:03) in the morn. Then all the news starting pouring out about a huge explosion. Its close to my house tho. according to my housemates, the windows shook this morn and the boom woke em up, but I was fast asleep! nothing wakes me up!!
hmmmmmm would anyone like a celebration? I have a HUGGGGGE tin infront of me!
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh yeah just seen that- have mostly been asleep today- bit poorly.
May I have a maltesers one please?
oh yeah just seen that- have mostly been asleep today- bit poorly.
May I have a maltesers one please?
XLenX
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
*lobs a malteaser in corinthains directions*
productive day then!? lol.... i like sleep muchly... *snuggles into cushtie* Was tempted to spin fire later.... may do it, may not... its cold! You still poorly? Is it still the gluey head?
*lobs a malteaser in corinthains directions*
productive day then!? lol.... i like sleep muchly... *snuggles into cushtie* Was tempted to spin fire later.... may do it, may not... its cold! You still poorly? Is it still the gluey head?
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old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Noo don't go outside too cooollldd! but then u have had rather large bonfire nearby today, maybe warmer by you..... I prolly more tired than poorly, sick kids really wear you out- that and all the sh*t I said about on the ga thread....
I wrapped in huge fleecy blanket with plenty of snuggle space for anyone that wants one
Noo don't go outside too cooollldd! but then u have had rather large bonfire nearby today, maybe warmer by you..... I prolly more tired than poorly, sick kids really wear you out- that and all the sh*t I said about on the ga thread....
I wrapped in huge fleecy blanket with plenty of snuggle space for anyone that wants one
XLenX
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
ooooh me oooh me! *jumps in*
I cant believe how cold it is outside! despite the HUUUGE bonfire he he he!
I got up t 3:30 today! what a waste huh!? lol. Now just out the shower listening to laaaaaaaaaaame music! And the plans for the rest of day, sit with my laptop in my bed and mooooch around. Oh and to eat beans on toast
ooooh me oooh me! *jumps in*
I cant believe how cold it is outside! despite the HUUUGE bonfire he he he!
I got up t 3:30 today! what a waste huh!? lol. Now just out the shower listening to laaaaaaaaaaame music! And the plans for the rest of day, sit with my laptop in my bed and mooooch around. Oh and to eat beans on toast
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Sounds like a bloody good day to me!
How was your weekend?
Sounds like a bloody good day to me!
How was your weekend?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
borrrrrrrrrring! lol my weekend involved me sitting aruond doing nout apart from working *yuk*... I didnt go out on friday, when i cudda and seen the guy i fancy.. DOH! and then saturday no one went out, after I had spent all day pshcing myself up for a wikid night! big disapointment. Sunday I burnt things and watched black smoke pour over my house.
borrrrrrrrrring! lol my weekend involved me sitting aruond doing nout apart from working *yuk*... I didnt go out on friday, when i cudda and seen the guy i fancy.. DOH! and then saturday no one went out, after I had spent all day pshcing myself up for a wikid night! big disapointment. Sunday I burnt things and watched black smoke pour over my house.
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Silly boy! I'm sure you will see the guy you fancy again....just go out every night, lol.
I had a metal weekend. Came to the conclusion that I'm going to sort my life out......next month. New year new start. Winters here so I need to find a boy friend, lol. But before I've even met anyone I'm already planning how to dump him. Is that really bad?
Silly boy! I'm sure you will see the guy you fancy again....just go out every night, lol.
I had a metal weekend. Came to the conclusion that I'm going to sort my life out......next month. New year new start. Winters here so I need to find a boy friend, lol. But before I've even met anyone I'm already planning how to dump him. Is that really bad?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees
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Posted:
£15 mate, this year its a smallev venue but it's 12 hours and it's cheaper
Written by: Asena
2000+ people! OMG! thats a lot of people!! I cant afford anything unless house partyage... how much did that cost last year?
£15 mate, this year its a smallev venue but it's 12 hours and it's cheaper
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
12 hours... is that it? ..... lol
sounds good! you should go tho!!
Bambino! I cant believe that! Your plannin to dump a guy before you've even gone out with him!? And i was gonna offer! I'll save myself the heart ache lol
12 hours... is that it? ..... lol
sounds good! you should go tho!!
Bambino! I cant believe that! Your plannin to dump a guy before you've even gone out with him!? And i was gonna offer! I'll save myself the heart ache lol
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oops I just read that back, I sound like a right c**t
I'm not that bad, it’s been the 1st time in two and a half years I've been single and just enjoying thinking about number one. I was one of this fools who was always looking for love. Winter gets especially lonely so it would be nice to have someone their but I know if I start something it will all go wrong, then we will start to argue all the time, sex will be a thing of the past and because we use to have something good I feel bad if I finish with him and vice a versa. I have though got the best, best, best friend in the whole wide world (blu_valley) and we are basically married so it’s not that bad. If I had just had it in me to become a slut it would all be good
Oops I just read that back, I sound like a right c**t
I'm not that bad, it’s been the 1st time in two and a half years I've been single and just enjoying thinking about number one. I was one of this fools who was always looking for love. Winter gets especially lonely so it would be nice to have someone their but I know if I start something it will all go wrong, then we will start to argue all the time, sex will be a thing of the past and because we use to have something good I feel bad if I finish with him and vice a versa. I have though got the best, best, best friend in the whole wide world (blu_valley) and we are basically married so it’s not that bad. If I had just had it in me to become a slut it would all be good
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
lol... oh sooo tru.... first things, GET YOUR BUM ON MYSPACE!
Second off, i've got a friend like that! We are a married couple, and no each other SOOOOO FRIGGIN WELL! Think i would marry her for the companionship if she didnt have to have an arranged marraige
I'm coming homeeee next weekend! Which means i'll be in horsham! And i sed to blu that we shud meet up for a spin. She thinks no spin, but definately a meet for drinkypoos or summat!
lol... oh sooo tru.... first things, GET YOUR BUM ON MYSPACE!
Second off, i've got a friend like that! We are a married couple, and no each other SOOOOO FRIGGIN WELL! Think i would marry her for the companionship if she didnt have to have an arranged marraige
I'm coming homeeee next weekend! Which means i'll be in horsham! And i sed to blu that we shud meet up for a spin. She thinks no spin, but definately a meet for drinkypoos or summat!
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
What’s MYSPACE? I know it’s a web site but what’s it all about?
Yeah me and Lois got engaged 2 weeks ago We were out of it though and just wanted a party and presents so we decided probably not the best idea, but if we ever go to Las Vegas it would definitely happen.
Yeah come play in Brighton! Lois never spins no more but we have got plenty of poi so if the weather is ok we definitely have a spin, but we should definitely have a drink
What’s MYSPACE? I know it’s a web site but what’s it all about?
Yeah me and Lois got engaged 2 weeks ago
We were out of it though and just wanted a party and presents so we decided probably not the best idea, but if we ever go to Las Vegas it would definitely happen. Yeah come play in Brighton! Lois never spins no more but we have got plenty of poi so if the weather is ok we definitely have a spin, but we should definitely have a drink
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Myspace is like a faceparty kinda thing. All about meeting ppl. now JOIN! lol
I shall I shall. I have 3 weeks off starting from neeeext weekend. then a month in easter then 3 months over summer! YIPPPEE!
Plenty of time to get the train down to lovely ole brighton. Havent been in yonks!
Myspace is like a faceparty kinda thing. All about meeting ppl. now JOIN! lol
I shall I shall. I have 3 weeks off starting from neeeext weekend. then a month in easter then 3 months over summer! YIPPPEE!
Plenty of time to get the train down to lovely ole brighton. Havent been in yonks!
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
YEAY!
Well you’re welcome to come down when ever you want. Let us know when it’s good for you and we will sort it out from there.
YEAY!
Well you’re welcome to come down when ever you want. Let us know when it’s good for you and we will sort it out from there. Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yeah!!! Are you talking about this weekend or the weekend after, coz this weekend is my birthday and Im having a party and there will be more Hoppers (Some other Britonians and mynci and screech)!!! Can you make it?
Yeah!!! Are you talking about this weekend or the weekend after, coz this weekend is my birthday and Im having a party and there will be more Hoppers (Some other Britonians and mynci and screech)!!! Can you make it?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
hang on! ooooh i'm guessin your having it on saturday night? Cos I dont get back till sunday.... when is it when is it when is it?
hang on! ooooh i'm guessin your having it on saturday night? Cos I dont get back till sunday.... when is it when is it when is it?
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Friday the 16th December 
Friday the 16th December
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm gonna miss it... I'm still at uni till sunday! *sniff*
Gonna have to meet you lovely people another time over xmas... *sigh*
I'm gonna miss it... I'm still at uni till sunday! *sniff*Gonna have to meet you lovely people another time over xmas... *sigh*
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Good things come to them who wait!
Good things come to them who wait!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees
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Posted:
*pokes asena with a long pokey stick from beond the thread*
*pokes asena with a long pokey stick from beond the thread*
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