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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
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Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Has anyone herd of a "Ebay game" ?
someone i know just got it and its the sads excuse for i game i have ever seen!
Has anyone herd of a "Ebay game" ?
someone i know just got it and its the sads excuse for i game i have ever seen!
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Manish: Was is helen? OMG.. My head hurts... NEVER NEVER Have purple nastys!
Linden: Change my thread title? Firstly... how?
and any suggestions?
Joe: You will have to try harder...
Freya: Its my birthday next sunday, I expect a glittery thong in the post... preferable sequins
Ravehead: *poke*
So ye, last night was a messy messy occasion
Only I was properly drunk 
My head hurts...
Manish: Was is helen? OMG.. My head hurts... NEVER NEVER Have purple nastys!
Linden: Change my thread title? Firstly... how?
and any suggestions?Joe: You will have to try harder...
Freya: Its my birthday next sunday, I expect a glittery thong in the post... preferable sequins
Ravehead: *poke*
So ye, last night was a messy messy occasion
Only I was properly drunk My head hurts... I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
i would maif but i dont have your address. email it to me to recieve a nice surprise.
i would maif but i dont have your address. email it to me to recieve a nice surprise.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Crabs?? Like last time??
Crabs?? Like last time??
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
matt if you want to change this threads title you need to go to the 1st ever post in it and edit it there's a button mared "edit" 
matt if you want to change this threads title you need to go to the 1st ever post in it and edit it there's a button mared "edit" I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
im glad you remember the crabs!! did your mum get a pic of the cake? i was sooooo proud i managaed to infest it!
maybe i should go for something more dramatic.
if u do have a pic of it can you email it to me? i could do with a good giggle.
im glad you remember the crabs!! did your mum get a pic of the cake? i was sooooo proud i managaed to infest it!
maybe i should go for something more dramatic.
if u do have a pic of it can you email it to me? i could do with a good giggle.
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
hello mr zobiefied, still having fun with the 360?
you should have stuck with the contact juggling, much easier and less adictive (if slightly more destructive in the real world)
hello mr zobiefied, still having fun with the 360? you should have stuck with the contact juggling, much easier and less adictive (if slightly more destructive in the real world)
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
You mean your turning into a zombie now Pige?
Damn microsoft for zombi-fying all my hop friends
You mean your turning into a zombie now Pige?
Damn microsoft for zombi-fying all my hop friends
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm not zombie.....
hmmmm brains.....
Freya, I'll post my crab cake in my gallery
That crab cake ruled
I'm not zombie.....
hmmmm brains.....
Freya, I'll post my crab cake in my gallery
That crab cake ruled
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
There's a chippy in Pembrokeshire does really yummy crab cakes.........I don't think that's what you're talking about though.
Matty that arsing song is in my head. I blame you.
There's a chippy in Pembrokeshire does really yummy crab cakes.........I don't think that's what you're talking about though.
Matty that arsing song is in my head. I blame you.
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Sweet! I know where it is now. Where's my ninja gear...
Matt! Yeah, you.
Aimée wants to video me licking my finger and rubbing my nipple. Isn't she cruel?
I reckon that'd be too much of a tease for you. I don't want to give you that much encouragement...
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Nope.. I stole it
Sweet! I know where it is now. Where's my ninja gear...
Matt! Yeah, you.
Aimée wants to video me licking my finger and rubbing my nipple. Isn't she cruel?
I reckon that'd be too much of a tease for you. I don't want to give you that much encouragement...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
DUUUUUUUUDE!!!! Well done jor joining. I was like "Oh my god, it must be a dream!"
DUUUUUUUUDE!!!! Well done jor joining. I was like "Oh my god, it must be a dream!"
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
I wanna see a video of Aimee going all Dominatrix on your ass!
You WILL do what she tells you!
Will the nipple rubbing thing involve Tigerbalm?
I wanna see a video of Aimee going all Dominatrix on your ass!
You WILL do what she tells you!
Will the nipple rubbing thing involve Tigerbalm?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Posted:
"Will the nipple rubbing thing involve Tigerbalm?"
And hopefully a bit of metal as well
"Will the nipple rubbing thing involve Tigerbalm?"
And hopefully a bit of metal as well
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yeah I wanna see it too
Yeah I wanna see it too
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Cant aimée film me rubbing your nipple?
I need to get into the flicking practice again
Cant aimée film me rubbing your nipple?
I need to get into the flicking practice again
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
Eww clamps lol, you will end up with the nipple of a 60 year old woman (or a 40 year old gay man)
Eww clamps lol, you will end up with the nipple of a 60 year old woman (or a 40 year old gay man)
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'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
ooooooooooooo got a great video of clamps in use tink sent me ages ago i'll send it to you via msn maaaaaaaattttttt
ooooooooooooo got a great video of clamps in use tink sent me ages ago
i'll send it to you via msn maaaaaaaattttttt Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
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Posted:
And what, pray, are you basing that on?
Written by: Brit_Joe
Eww clamps lol, you will end up with the nipple of a 60 year old woman (or a 40 year old gay man)
And what, pray, are you basing that on?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
He slept with me nan
He slept with me nan
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm with Dave, she should go all dominatrix on your ass and film it for the world to see
Al, I'll take a copy of that vid as well, could use a laugh
I'm with Dave, she should go all dominatrix on your ass and film it for the world to see
Al, I'll take a copy of that vid as well, could use a laugh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ive seen Callendar Girls
lol i havnt really
Written by: Fine_Rabid_DogWritten by: Brit_Joe
Eww clamps lol, you will end up with the nipple of a 60 year old woman (or a 40 year old gay man)
And what, pray, are you basing that on?
Ive seen Callendar Girls
lol i havnt really
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm not a stop out!! Much
Cuppa tea? Sounds fab... Can you put it in my tinkerbell mug, I've grown rather fond of it
I'm not a stop out!! Much
Cuppa tea? Sounds fab... Can you put it in my tinkerbell mug, I've grown rather fond of it
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hate to double post but....
I'm in a sucky mood Such a terribly long story, but it basically ammounts to me having some mental fault where I can only fancy straight guys. I cant even remember the last time I fancied a gay guy. Well over 1 and a half years ago...
There this one guy at my Uni, who I have let myself get so stupidly infatuated with that whenever I see him with a girl I get painfully jealous. He knows I like him, so feels it fine to treat me like
. Half the time he'll talk to me, the rest of it he'll just blank me and just walk on by, this evening being one of those times.
I've tried getting over him, but like, i've failed miserably, and I dunno what else to do... but I do know its making me feel [censored] ...
Poo...
Hate to double post but....
I'm in a sucky mood
Such a terribly long story, but it basically ammounts to me having some mental fault where I can only fancy straight guys. I cant even remember the last time I fancied a gay guy. Well over 1 and a half years ago...There this one guy at my Uni, who I have let myself get so stupidly infatuated with that whenever I see him with a girl I get painfully jealous. He knows I like him, so feels it fine to treat me like
. Half the time he'll talk to me, the rest of it he'll just blank me and just walk on by, this evening being one of those times. I've tried getting over him, but like, i've failed miserably, and I dunno what else to do... but I do know its making me feel [censored]
...Poo...
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
Aw I'm sure it will come together for you Matt, shame about having your night spoilt though
Aw
I'm sure it will come together for you Matt, shame about having your night spoilt though Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
*dons man suit*
*sings (badly)*
"you are not alone, can you feel my bone, sliding up your..."
....ok you know the rest.
Um...did that make you feel any better? No? Oh.
*dons man suit*
*sings (badly)*
"you are not alone, can you feel my bone, sliding up your..."
....ok you know the rest.
Um...did that make you feel any better? No? Oh.
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Cheeras guys, I was a lil
last night at myself so got ... being tipshy didnt help. But I'm better now, feeling a lil stupid
And len, I love that song, woo me some more
Cheeras guys, I was a lil
last night at myself so got ... being tipshy didnt help. But I'm better now, feeling a lil stupid And len, I love that song, woo me some more
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
*sticks piccy of Alex onto face*
*sings badly again- whilst dancing erotically*
"Frrrrrrrrooomm Paris to Berlin....."
(Hipthrusting in time with "pumping for love")
More.....?
*sticks piccy of Alex onto face*
*sings badly again- whilst dancing erotically*
"Frrrrrrrrooomm Paris to Berlin....."
(Hipthrusting in time with "pumping for love")
More.....?
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
GOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
:hugs:
Sorry you're feeling like crap Matt.
I think we have the same problem where I only seem to fancy either straight guys or fancy guys who aren' the type to go for me. They're usually the cocky types. Although I'm getting rather annoyed at recent revelations that they actually DID fancy me but were uncharacteristically shy about it! But the time for it has passed as I had gotten over them since(with much blood sweat and tears - not in that order)
Oh well... nevermind. You're still breathing. That's what matters...
:hugs:
Sorry you're feeling like crap Matt.
I think we have the same problem where I only seem to fancy either straight guys or fancy guys who aren' the type to go for me. They're usually the cocky types. Although I'm getting rather annoyed at recent revelations that they actually DID fancy me but were uncharacteristically shy about it! But the time for it has passed as I had gotten over them since(with much blood sweat and tears - not in that order)
Oh well... nevermind. You're still breathing. That's what matters...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
dont sweat it maif, he sounds like a poo.
why dont you join your uni's LGBT? that might at least introduce you to a few guys (or former guys) who are attainable!
love u maif, feel better soon!!!
dont sweat it maif, he sounds like a poo.
why dont you join your uni's LGBT? that might at least introduce you to a few guys (or former guys) who are attainable!
love u maif, feel better soon!!! Owner of Dragosani's right side.
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