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Login/Join to ParticipateTantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
does my bum look big in this?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
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Well that's more than a little terrifying.... Not entirely sure I want to be hugging you if you look like that....
Meh
90 posts
Big bums are IN, baby. Haven't you heard of Jennifer Lopez?
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Stranger!!! Stranger in my intro!
He's talking about bottoms and it's not Asena...
Meh
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Arghhhhhhh..... quick...hide behind the frog!
erm....... hello mr newbie...
....what is my BIG bum IN exactly?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
well now that would be telling wouldnt it
(i for the record am -not- a stranger)
*huggles Cantus to make him les scared*
altho really thats not very welcoming of you is it
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
nope.. i'm not a stranger..
that frog scared me tho
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
hay on the bright side at least you no where your intro thread is.
iv lost mine. its proly back on page 15 or something like that
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: Fire BunnyWell he didn't look even slightly pretty or a girl - being called Ian was a clue to that - and he didn't start off with a hello or anything friendly. he just said something about Freya having a big bottom
altho really thats not very welcoming of you is it
Written by: Adya MiriyanaNo no the stranger was called Ian. Which is the world's fourth most terrifying name. After Adolf, Pol and Peter....
nope.. i'm not a stranger..
I think he has gone now. But just in case I'm going to be carrying a sharp stick for a while...
the frog is a lizard and I'll protect you from it if you make sure I'm safe from Stranger Danger....?
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I've bumped our intro Miss Bunny. Try not to lose it again
And now it's 4.18am. So i'm off to bed
Meh
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
hehe tank ooou!
tis not me losing it, but its just a bit rude to keep talking to myself to get it near the top so i dont
sleep well
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
hey cantus...
BOO!!!!!
allo!! *waves, hoping to make up for my evil, scarifying ways* --pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Pat, either you're evil and boo cantus without apologising, or you aren't and you dont boo cantus, or you're a little bit evil and you do what you just did.....ok, i dunno.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
hehehe... I'm evil in training... a confused kinda evil... bit of both kinda evil... a lil from column A and a lil from column B...
...see...?
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
90 posts
I'm the aforementioned "stranger". I'd like to point out that the big bum comment was not right out of the blue, the person it was addressed to had just asked "Does my bum look big in this". And yes, I didn't introduce myself - I did that in the intros forum. Hearing that Ian is the fourth most terrifying name in the world is quite worrying - it's Scottish for John, so there must be a lot of terrifying people out there..... apologies for diving in to the middle of a conversation, but what else am I supposed to do?
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
don't worry about it. as you frequent the boards more you will get to know cantus and his fraggle ways
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
hi Ian
it was silly o'clock in the morning and i'd just changed my avatar!
anybody want a lemon sherbert?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
90 posts
So I'm in the clear, then! About the avatars - I can't seem to see anyone's. Aren't they supposed to be in the little squares on the left hand side of the page, under your name?
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
that they are! and i swear i really do look like mine!
*nose grows pinoccio style*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
she really does, ian... right down to the rouge cheeks
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ok pat, now you're just doing that deliberately, arent you!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
90 posts
I can only see the person's name, then member number, Registration and location. Do you have to do something to get the pictures?
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
have an up-to-date browser? i have no clue.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
go to this page, ian, while you're logged in to HoP:
[Old link]
and check the 3 radio button groups @ the bottom. make sure they're all set to yes and click 'submit'.
rougie: maybe a lil... but u do still look like your avatar...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*won't do it, wont do it...*
Oh dang it.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
90 posts
Good man, Pogo. It worked.
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
and you get to have one once you have posted a bit more.
i seem to be missing an ear...
has anyone seen it lying around?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
it's over 'ear'!
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
90 posts
I tried to upload a photo as my avatar. Noticed there was a size limit, so I used a picture which I had already shrunk to use as my avatar on rec.juggling. No go - seems you need to use a very, very small picture. Oh well, I can be the mystery man in the meantime. Or you could go to rec.juggling if you really need to see my angelic face.
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
ye, ian... I had to make mine *really, really* small before it would work... and
you can see us all now!!!and FreyaJ? if you're missing an ear, maybe you've been playing with washed-up has-been heavyweight boxers?
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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