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Login/Join to ParticipateTantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Does blu-tac taste good toasted?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
No it kind of melts. And it gives of this hideous acrid blue-grey smoke... But shh.. He looks almost convinced...
Meh
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
I have *REAL* raisin toast... the thick cut stuff... brand-spanking new loaf...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
aw man i totally love thich sliced raisin toast! with loads of butter! oh and a tall glass of OJ! mmmmmmmmmmm
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
u just said hello to my breakfast tomorrow morning, beth...
mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmm --pogo (pat) [forever and always]
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
it does do that, the blu-tack..
i can almost smell the toast..
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
what! no! *I* want that for breakfast in the morning!
you know you want to fly down here and make my thick sliced raisin toast in bed!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
All I have for breakfast is... nothing
*sulk*
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
don't worry, there's nothing in my pantry either
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
I dont even have a pantry! *cries uncontrollably!*
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
but where do you store all your food?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
in his lunchbox
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
The bottom corner of a cupboard, or the top of a fridge... we have a tiny kitchen between 6... It doesnt work
The rest of my food is in me belly!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Students eh?
I've found the easiest way is to kill one of them. And nick his cupboard space.
Easiest way to kill one is get him really drunk, convince him to climb in the fridge and tape the door shut. Then go home for a few weeks.
Even the most stubborn of housemates gets bored of being unable to breathe after a few days.
Meh
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
*orders duck tape off the internet*
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Written by: Asena
*orders duck tape off the internet*
Duct tape you fool!
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
It was...er... a typo....
LOOK I DONT DO DIY OR ANYTHING PHYSICAL!!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I think a hunchy Troll may have hijacked Jo's MSN.
Because there's some unnerving things being said.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Not Jo! Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hey Asena you weren't to know
Meh
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ooh! i have that tape in bright pink! and i used to have it in bright green! wheee! fluro DUCK tape!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Duck duct tape then, we are talking about brand names
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
ok... now I really feel like I'm missing out... 1st tiger balm (no, I still haven't picked any up from the shops... I don't go to shops... maybe I should?) and now fluoro duct tape...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
But you hang out with HoPpers. Surely they all have tiger balm?
they all do here...
Meh
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
oh... I'm sure they do... note to self... ask after tiger balm next juggle...
I don't know why I bother with that note to self stuff... cos wherever I store it, I never get it back...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Write it on your arm.
Meh
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
2000 draws near....
*waits*
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Matt told me to post here. I fear I may be too late. He's gone to bed. The pansy.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
BOO YAH! 
Yay Mr Fraggle! there, spectuacular enough?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
whoah!! 2000 posts... go, cantus...!! no way I can top that, freya...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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