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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
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old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
Mr Fraggle.... you'll have a harem soon enuf!
Obviously the invisibility shield is wearing off!
Hope all is well for you on this glorious day - well it's glorious here at any rate!
o, where's my muffins Miss Lou...u didnt leave me any did you? *runs off to check thread*
Written by: CantusWritten by: linden rathenSurrounded by pretty nostralian girls... I'm good thank you. How are you?
how are you?
Mr Fraggle.... you'll have a harem soon enuf! Obviously the invisibility shield is wearing off!
Hope all is well for you on this glorious day - well it's glorious here at any rate!
o, where's my muffins Miss Lou...u didnt leave me any did you? *runs off to check thread*
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
ahh there shall be more muffins soon
oops miss jean.. shall make you some asap.. ohh yes i'm studying.. reallly...
*sigh*
ahh there shall be more muffins soon
oops miss jean.. shall make you some asap.. ohh yes i'm studying.. reallly...
*sigh*
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Do you like cartoons and spam?
Do you like cartoons and spam?
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mr OvertlyFunny, that site is the most hystericalist thing I've seen since the last thing that i found really really funny...
Glad to see you're not wasting the inturnip for crappy things like online banking or...erm, other stuff...
Miss Arnwyn - Don't mention harems. Youll give me a reputation....
*Eyes narrow* Just noticed your sig.... strange....
Mr OvertlyFunny, that site is the most hystericalist thing I've seen since the last thing that i found really really funny...
Glad to see you're not wasting the inturnip for crappy things like online banking or...erm, other stuff...
Miss Arnwyn - Don't mention harems. Youll give me a reputation....
*Eyes narrow* Just noticed your sig.... strange....
Meh
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old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
Cantus, you already have a reputation! I am merely putting excellerant on the fire that burns beneath it!
The sig, is a quote, obviously, from Fraggle Rock!
Hope you have a rockin weekend...
Pigeon, what is a Foxlet???
Cantus, you already have a reputation!
I am merely putting excellerant on the fire that burns beneath it!The sig, is a quote, obviously, from Fraggle Rock!
Hope you have a rockin weekend...
Pigeon, what is a Foxlet???
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I know i have a reputation - mostly not true i hasten to add... Mostly - but it doesn't do to appear too cocky I feel. So i shall remain coy and innocent to the end
Maguire is the handsomest young fox I ever did see
I know i have a reputation - mostly not true i hasten to add... Mostly
- but it doesn't do to appear too cocky I feel. So i shall remain coy and innocent to the end Maguire is the handsomest young fox I ever did see
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Things that are difficult to say when drunk...
a) Preliminary
b) Proliferation
c) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk...
a) Nope, no more booze for me.
b) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
c) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
d) I'm not interested in fighting you.
e) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
f) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
g) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
Things that are difficult to say when drunk...
a) Preliminary
b) Proliferation
c) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk...
a) Nope, no more booze for me.
b) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
c) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
d) I'm not interested in fighting you.
e) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
f) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
g) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
point g in the absolutely impossible section seems to apply to me quite regularly!
point g in the absolutely impossible section seems to apply to me quite regularly! SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
For some reason, I'm not in the least bit surprised
For some reason, I'm not in the least bit surprised
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
points a to g are very true - which is why i feel pretty rubbish at the mo....
points a to g are very true - which is why i feel pretty rubbish at the mo....
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I can't say specificity when i'm sober....
I can't say specificity when i'm sober....
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
well write it down. and try it next time.
well write it down. and try it next time.
Meh
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1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
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1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
Posted:
Cinnamon always coms out as cimmanon when im a drunkard..
hello by the way, i havent been in here yet!!!
Cinnamon always coms out as cimmanon when im a drunkard
..hello by the way, i havent been in here yet!!!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Evening. You're missing eurovision
Evening. You're missing eurovision
Meh
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Yes, how can you miss how our piss-poor pseudo am-dram rap entry is doing against the concerted (ha!) efforts of the rest of Europe?
Yes, how can you miss how our piss-poor pseudo am-dram rap entry is doing against the concerted (ha!) efforts of the rest of Europe?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
He's from Stockport
He was on NorthWest news the other night. He certainly has a great deal of vim and/or vigour. Shame about his lack of talent....
I'd always thought that the ability to rap was a prerequisite for a rapper. But sadly not in his case...
He's from Stockport
He was on NorthWest news the other night. He certainly has a great deal of vim and/or vigour. Shame about his lack of talent....
I'd always thought that the ability to rap was a prerequisite for a rapper. But sadly not in his case...
Meh
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Posted:
lolthatiswhere you;re mistaken, i am listening to eurovision as i type!!
lol i love the wogan!!!
lolthatiswhere you;re mistaken, i am listening to eurovision as i type!!
lol i love the wogan!!!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
He has a very special brand of xenophobia that you you just don't get these days
He has a very special brand of xenophobia that you you just don't get these days
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I currently want Lithunania to win. That was really funny. Especially the bald guy dancing. I imagine that's how Neon Shaolin dances
I currently want Lithunania to win. That was really funny. Especially the bald guy dancing. I imagine that's how Neon Shaolin dances
Meh
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
I'm not currently near a TV set nor am I willing to go near it whilst the vision of euro is on so I'm not sure if i should be flattered or offended by that (just a bit miffed that I missed the first 20mins of Doctor Who due to the coverage...)
If you wanna see how I dance Cantus, all you have to do is ask...
I'm not currently near a TV set nor am I willing to go near it whilst the vision of euro is on so I'm not sure if i should be flattered or offended by that (just a bit miffed that I missed the first 20mins of Doctor Who due to the coverage...)
If you wanna see how I dance Cantus, all you have to do is ask...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I missed the first half of Dr Who too
I was chatting to a pigeon on msn, gaily thinking that I had until 7pm
Was quite upset that they didn't make any CBBC jokes at Andrew Hayden-Smith's expense...unless they were at the start of the episode....
I'm also mildly miffed that i missed whatever happened on the National Lottery programme. Some kind of live protest and they had to cut the broadcast.
I missed the first half of Dr Who too
I was chatting to a pigeon on msn, gaily thinking that I had until 7pm
Was quite upset that they didn't make any CBBC jokes at Andrew Hayden-Smith's expense...unless they were at the start of the episode....
I'm also mildly miffed that i missed whatever happened on the National Lottery programme. Some kind of live protest and they had to cut the broadcast.
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
By the way, Finland seem to have a Gwar tribute band as their entry. Replete with a predator on lead guitar
By the way, Finland seem to have a Gwar tribute band as their entry. Replete with a predator on lead guitar
Meh
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Posted:
lol great isnt it!! im voting for them!!!
lol great isnt it!! im voting for them!!!
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well they won
Their local Costume hire shop must've been pleased about all that free publicity too.
Well they won
Their local Costume hire shop must've been pleased about all that free publicity too.
Meh
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Posted:
i think its a huge social statement
i think its a huge social statement
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Care to elaborate or are you preferring to remain taciturna dn elusive?
Care to elaborate or are you preferring to remain taciturna dn elusive?
Meh
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Finland ruled, altho, they wont beat Ukraines entry a few years back... WILD DANCERS!
Finland ruled, altho, they wont beat Ukraines entry a few years back... WILD DANCERS!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I didn't have any alcomohol.... Maybe that's where i was going wrong. I still think Lithuania were robbed though. Especially in light of their bald dancer chap. He made me giggle so very much...and you can't fault anyone that has an electric fiddle player I reckon...
I didn't have any alcomohol.... Maybe that's where i was going wrong. I still think Lithuania were robbed though. Especially in light of their bald dancer chap. He made me giggle so very much...and you can't fault anyone that has an electric fiddle player I reckon...
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Tehehe clicky clicky
Tehehe clicky clicky
Meh
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
My dreads are TWO years old today
I'm taking them out for noodles to celebrate. Heee!
made me think of you
xoxoxxo
My dreads are TWO years old today
I'm taking them out for noodles to celebrate. Heee!
made me think of you
xoxoxxo Currently on the right side up of the world.
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