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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Howdy Doody Diddly Dandy...



Long time spinner, first time poster. (well...5 months has it been that long?)



Hello all. It's fair to say that I know a few of you in person already but I thought I'd make my presence know in this little secluded corner of the information super-highway

wave ubbrollsmile wave



(Revision using Doc Lightning's oh so handy template)



Name: Dave Chu



Location: Leyland, Preston, Lancashire



Hometown: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire



DOB: 1st January 1980



Age: 25



Sex: (Resists the temptation to type 'Yes Please')



Occupation(s): Newspaper advertisement designer (Official Title 'Grade 4 Mac Operation', despite recently moving the system over to PCs)



Favorite Food(s): Alternating between things that are good for me and everything that is bad for me



Favorite Color(s): Red, Black and anything that evokes serenity



Toys: Don't make me choose between my babies! triple-wick firestaff, globalz (the ones that still work) and the homemade sock poi/gloves



Hobbies other than the obvious: Sketching, doodling, Movies, computer art (mostly 2D drawing)



Education: 2.1 in Media Studies type thing....



Favorite Book(s): 'Lost Souls' and 'Drawing Blood' by Poppy Z Brite



Favorite Movie(s): You ready? Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Mullholland Drive, X-Men & X2, The Exorcist, Chasing Amy, The Believer, Ring, Secretary, Twin Peaks, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vol 1, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Freeway, Happiness of the Katakuris, Garden State, Mysterious Skin,



Favorite TV show(s): Buffy, Angel, Alias, Firefly, Doctor Who, whatever's on...



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) It's never gonna happen.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Sigur Ros, Bjork, NIN, Cibo Matto, Queen Adreena, Sunna, Scissor Sisters, Miocene, Godspeed You Black Emperor! Daft Punk, Labradford, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Alec Empire, Bis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SOAD, Jeff Buckley, Metallica, Madonna (Argh!), Pitchshifter, Monster Magnet, Mirwais, Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mad Capsule Markets, Joni Mitchell, Grand Theft Audio, K's Choice, Rob Zombie, U2, Curve, Allison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Isis, Devin Townsend, Cursive, Rufus Wainwright, Patrick Wolf, Bloc Party, Pendulm



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Ben n Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and the Full Vermonty



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella..... Chocolate addiction rears its ugly head!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol ubblol

Thats alright hun...you have him,i think you'd make a nice couple!!

tongue

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
dave, i'm worried about the title of your intro thread. is it supposed to be an innuendo or is my mind THAT filthy?

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mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Yes your mind is that filthy....but to fair mine is too so don't feel bad!! tongue

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
You're BOTH gutter-filthy minded wenches. You're lucky I don't take the hosepipe to your noggins!

Seriously Jo I never meant it to sound so filthy. Must be losing my touch or I've been distracted!

So Maus... Whatd should I cook for Strugz? biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Beans on toast i reckon....i hear he's quite partial to beans! tongue

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Funnily enough i do have a tin of Heinz Baked Beans with Cumberland Sausage on my desk. (Just in case the lunch at from the Canteen is crap...)

Hmmm Cumberland ring.... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
lots of red sauce with that?

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mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblolWell i'll mention to Strugz nexttime i see him that you got a sausag at home with his name on it!

Linden- spankdude thats just sick!

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Don't tell him!!! I wanna surprise him!



Am I missing something?



How is suggesting 'red sauce' sick?



It's just Ketchup!



Isn't it.......?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
**washes mind out with soap**

linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
gods maus eek how could you think such a thing ubbangel

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mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I've been spending too much time online chattin to you freaks! wink

linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
im not a freak tongue im a sweet innocent boy biggrin

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mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
**edits previous post**

mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: maus


I've been spending too much time online chattin to you disillusioned freaks! wink


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
We're not disillusioned!

We're perfectly resigned to our freskishly crap existance...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
*twitches

i wouldnt say its that crap - being mad lets you see pretty colours....

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Speaking of being mad, a friend of mine said while watching me spinning at a nightclub on a podium (yes a podium) with my rainbow LED poi he thought I was having a fight with the devil!

The LED poi light trails being the devil's fists and my hand movements were countering his attacks using Zen/Jedi powers...

That sounds cool were he not on drugs at the time!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
lol good story smile

the real question is do youhave zen/jedi powers anyway?

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Do you currently feel a tingle behind your right ear....;)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


UCOFSILVER Member
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Posted:
hug2

biggrin

Gnip?

linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
yes dave, yes i do

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
UCOF: confused2 help nana grouphug

Linden: Ah the force is strong within you...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


UCOFSILVER Member
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Posted:
Gnip? Gnop? wink

hug2

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Ahhhhh Gotcha!

Sorry mate - I've quit the green stuff since BJC. It's no longer the nano-second reflex it used to be...

Blip kiss

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
blop

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Miffilip...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


UCOFSILVER Member
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Location: South Wales


Posted:
Moreforme biggrin

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