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donald duck never wore trouser's....
...so why did he feel the need to wrap a towel around his waist?!?!?!
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Pooh-Bah
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High proportion of his feathers in his tail area. He probably didn't want to drip.
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
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Why was Tarzan cleanshaven?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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what is goofy?
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oh look... more caplocks....
how did mickey and minnie get it on? Who where the father and mother of huey duey and luey?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Goofy's a dog. I thought everybody knew that.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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thats a dog? I thought pluto was a dog.... maybe goofy was god....
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Goofy's an anthropomophic dog, where as Pluto is a standard dog. Doggy go "woof-woof."
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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why don't mickey's ears move when he turns his head?
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Pooh-Bah
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why don't mickey's ears move when he turns his head?
They do, in the opposite direction to compensate.
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
Pooh-Bah
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Why was Tarzan cleanshaven?
Jane's hot, and if she had certain.. conditions about certain... practices, then you'd make a flint razor to conform
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
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his ears never moved!!
his ears always remain stationary!!!!
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yeah, but only cos they were dome shaped, and therfoer, on a 2d plane, they dont look like there moving.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pooh-Bah
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his ears never moved!!
his ears always remain stationary!!!!
I think you missed the point of what I was saying. I was implying that his ears turned the opposite direction to his head movement, and therefore they look the same from the front view wherever he was looking because they always faced forwards.
But never mind, it's just a theory.
Why am I bothering to clarify this? Oh yeah, essay.
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
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Actually they are two small moons that orbit his head in preparation for disneys world dominance, like two small death stars!
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Pooh-Bah
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two small death stars
Surely they're a constant threat from Disney then, that if he buggers off and joins warner bros or hanna-barbera his head will be obliterated from 2 different angles? Kind of an insurance policy?
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
Redneck Woman
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Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
How did pocohontas know english
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
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How did pocohontas know english
Its in her script
Wellg et this, do you all remember Duck tales? In the credits the duck guy jumps intoa pile of money, like a proper dive and sorta swims into the money, that wouldnt happen in real life, im sure he'd just bang on the top
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
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Why are people picking apart Disney... just watch and enjoy!!
cos we're bored and we like ruining little kids fun
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
addict
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I keep about 5 dollars in change on my mattress and under my blanket.
it feels good to sleep with money.
*Doktor Skell is a consumer whore*
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
lol its like in rainbow, they all shared the same bed and wore PJ's at night, yet during the day they had no clothes on at all.well apart from Jeffory, Rod, Jane and freddie. *not going to mention all the other dodgy things about that show*
How come play school always seemed to loose Little Ted too. and why did Tiz-Waz ever get taken off TV
Why don't you..... a TV show aimed to get kids stop watching TV and going to do something less boring instead? not exactly a good concept for a TV show. although it did encourage me to make stuff...... which was much more fun that watching the programme in the first place. so i guess it worked.
so many questions from child hood.........
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Redneck Woman
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Has anybody seen the cover of the little mermaid where there is a penis for a tower?
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
yes - tis wrong - seen the bit in lion king where they write sex in the stars (not the DVD)? the next one i wanna spot is inthe back ground of aladin there are sex posters :P
why do kamazee piolets wear helmets?
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Location: MANCHESTER
even better but slightly off thread.....
...on a vending machine for coke,there's the silhouette of a woman giving head in an ice-cube.!!!!
and it's not one of them stare at it for 10min things!! it's quite blatant!!
dirty coca-cola
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its saying "drink coke, get laid"
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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i don't need coke for that
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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im sure it works on some people :P
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You'd be perfect for [Old link]
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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i'll post the pic tomorrow, it's quite funny!
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i don't need them!
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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