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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
No you were in america with your imaginary girlfriend. It was the real Aled. And he sang. Not a single mention of snowmen anywhere.
Plus the entire programme was in welsh..... and they say it's a multicultural society.....
No you were in america with your imaginary girlfriend. It was the real Aled. And he sang. Not a single mention of snowmen anywhere.
Plus the entire programme was in welsh..... and they say it's a multicultural society.....
Meh
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Of course it was in Welsh silly! Pffffft they do that so they can talk about you infront of your face without you knowing! The whole of the Eisteddfod was all about you.....
Of course it was in Welsh silly! Pffffft they do that so they can talk about you infront of your face without you knowing! The whole of the Eisteddfod was all about you.....
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
the main reason I watch S4C is that when Hollyoaks is on CH4, they have the Simpsons.
Plus if i miss a film on CH4 then it'll be on S4C a few weeks later (at some silly time of night).
the main reason I watch S4C is that when Hollyoaks is on CH4, they have the Simpsons.
Plus if i miss a film on CH4 then it'll be on S4C a few weeks later (at some silly time of night).
Meh
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Clare: tomorrow
Cantus: IMAGINARY Girlfriend
We shall discuss this at PLAY 
Welsh- is that a language? I thought it was just a lot of people all trying to communicate whist clearing their throats?
Clare: tomorrow
Cantus: IMAGINARY Girlfriend
We shall discuss this at PLAY Welsh- is that a language? I thought it was just a lot of people all trying to communicate whist clearing their throats?
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
It's alright, don't feel bad. Polythene has an imaginary boyfriend. The 4 of you should hook up. You could go on an imaginary double date...
Mech has imaginary (ish) stalker, that texts him at 3am naming various types of decorative houseplant.
It's alright, don't feel bad. Polythene has an imaginary boyfriend. The 4 of you should hook up. You could go on an imaginary double date...
Mech has imaginary (ish) stalker, that texts him at 3am naming various types of decorative houseplant.
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
BTW would you like to join SWORD?
and has Wilbur warned you about the creature from the black latrine?
BTW would you like to join SWORD?
and has Wilbur warned you about the creature from the black latrine?
Meh
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Bad Bad Mr Chutney..... we all know you were never in America and that you really ARE Aled Jones. The reason you weren't around was because of being at the Eisteddfod. Stop denouncing your heratige man!
Bad Bad Mr Chutney..... we all know you were never in America and that you really ARE Aled Jones. The reason you weren't around was because of being at the Eisteddfod. Stop denouncing your heratige man! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Heritage? A mansion and a ferrari are heritage, thats just unfortunate life circumstance
Argh. Its 1am. I want to go to bed. I have an essay I have to write and mail tomorrow by 12 ish 9if I want to get to PLAY anytime tomorrow. So I guess I'm staying up.
I do at least have a good essay plan- now I just have to fill the bloody thin in
Coffee methinks.
Heritage? A mansion and a ferrari are heritage, thats just unfortunate life circumstance
Argh. Its 1am. I want to go to bed. I have an essay I have to write and mail tomorrow by 12 ish 9if I want to get to PLAY anytime tomorrow. So I guess I'm staying up.
I do at least have a good essay plan- now I just have to fill the bloody thin in
Coffee methinks.
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Hey, Chutney dude?
What about those pics from New York?
Hey, Chutney dude?
What about those pics from New York?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
It was a whole page back
Written by: Mr Chutney
Mike-
It was a whole page back
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Posted:
Well, now, this is a quality thread! What a bunch of my favorite poster people one after the other!
Mwah to you all and have a total BALL at PLAY!!
Well, now, this is a quality thread! What a bunch of my favorite poster people one after the other!
Mwah to you all and have a total BALL at PLAY!!
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
What a lucky chap I am
Is Elly at PLAY then? that all works out rather nicely if so
What a lucky chap I am Is Elly at PLAY then? that all works out rather nicely if so
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*wanders in with a lovely curry and a bowl of mango chutney*
Enjoy! (cannibal...)
*wanders in with a lovely curry and a bowl of mango chutney*
Enjoy! (cannibal...)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Posted:
Indeed she is going to PLAY for her finale festival.. she should be able to give the phone back indeed.. unfortunately
* oh dear, major blushes*
she lost the charger... though she has been keeping it charged via a friend's (which fits)
But between She and Bam they have promised faithfully to get one... even if it involves a special order... shall be done...
Hope that don't spoil your generosity....
Indeed she is going to PLAY for her finale festival.. she should be able to give the phone back indeed.. unfortunately
* oh dear, major blushes*
she lost the charger... though she has been keeping it charged via a friend's (which fits)
But between She and Bam they have promised faithfully to get one... even if it involves a special order... shall be done...
Hope that don't spoil your generosity....
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
OK-
Well as long as one comes back thats fine- it would somewhat stop the HOP visitors phone programme dead in its tracks otherwise If theres a working phone to lend out the scheme will continue
OK-
Well as long as one comes back thats fine- it would somewhat stop the HOP visitors phone programme dead in its tracks otherwise
If theres a working phone to lend out the scheme will continue SILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
I have finished my degree!
Essays have been sent and thats it. This does not definitely mean that I have passed however- some technicalites with my course led to a few things being a bit dicey following the rejection of my extenuating circumstances form, so its now just a case of waiting to see what happens!
All being well I should get a 2:2- less thatn I should have, but I was so terribly organised that I guess its waht I deserve
I have finished my degree!
Essays have been sent and thats it. This does not definitely mean that I have passed however- some technicalites with my course led to a few things being a bit dicey following the rejection of my extenuating circumstances form, so its now just a case of waiting to see what happens!
All being well I should get a 2:2- less thatn I should have, but I was so terribly organised that I guess its waht I deserve
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well done finishing your degree!!!
Now.... go and loads of have fun at Play!
When will you be back in London d'ya think????
Well done finishing your degree!!! Now.... go and loads of have fun at Play!
When will you be back in London d'ya think????
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
If/ When i land a job that pay me enough
Currently thinking about a number of options, including heading to the US for a year *gulp*
More news as we get it
If/ When i land a job that pay me enough
Currently thinking about a number of options, including heading to the US for a year *gulp*
More news as we get it
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Wow!
Where would you think of going in the states??
Wow!
Where would you think of going in the states??
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Probably somewhere in New England or Rhode Isalnd- I have vested interests in that area
Probably somewhere in New England or Rhode Isalnd- I have vested interests in that area
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Posted:
Huzzah, Charger restored! HoP Visitor Phone Lives!! She will give it back to you at PLAY
Oooh we are so jealous How come SHE gets to go there and Ry and ME have to stay home!!!
Written by: Mr Chutney
Well as long as one comes back thats fine- If theres a working phone to lend out the scheme will continue
Huzzah, Charger restored! HoP Visitor Phone Lives!! She will give it back to you at PLAY
Oooh we are so jealous How come SHE gets to go there and Ry and ME have to stay home!!!
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Congratulations! Yay for degree finishing!
Congratulations! Yay for degree finishing!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
Posted:
you didnt tell me that! congrats man! would have given you an extra big hug at Play if i'd have known
was lovely meeting you again mr chutney with the nice hair and dazzling personality
big love x
you didnt tell me that! congrats man! would have given you an extra big hug at Play if i'd have known
was lovely meeting you again mr chutney with the nice hair and dazzling personality
big love x
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
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Pasta of Muppets
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Congratulations dude!
I shall now do camp spinning better thanks to your input...
Pleasure to meet you!
Pete
Congratulations dude!
I shall now do camp spinning better thanks to your input...
Pleasure to meet you!
Pete
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
i love you aled
i love you aled
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Me too
Me too
Getting to the other side 
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hey all you people he isn't Aled Jones! Didn't you read his badge at the weekend?
Hello Mr C I'm missing all the uber tent people already 
I want to live in the uber tent forever.......even with the moldy custard mark!
I need a hug! I'm going to have to go and find someone to hug soon or I'll squish my poor cat and he hates being smooshed!
Hey all you people he isn't Aled Jones! Didn't you read his badge at the weekend?
Hello Mr C
I'm missing all the uber tent people already I want to live in the uber tent forever.......even with the moldy custard mark!I need a hug! I'm going to have to go and find someone to hug soon or I'll squish my poor cat and he hates being smooshed!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
thank yee for lending me your techies
thank yee for lending me your techies
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Play was fantastic- I still can't get over the postive collective community feel of spin meets; I arrived at PLAY a bit boxed in in my head, having spent 2 rigourous weeks finishing essays for my degree, and was initially overwhelmed upon my arrival at all the hugs and smiles coming my way. Soon it was just perfect being back around you all again- I look forward to the next time, and hope it isn't too far off
Barely 3 days after my sunburnt return I was lucky enough to indulge another of my pasions- cars- on a track day at Thruxton racing track- Ths included 3 laps in a Mazda RX-8, 4 laps in a Ferrari 355, both with an instructor beside me, and then a 6 lap thrape in a single seat racing car, pretty insane.
Here I am on the pit straight in one red piece of maranello exotica
Non-Https Image Link
Ironically I have 3 quid to my name right now, but I'd got this months ago and then the company went into receivership so it all got delayed. I eventually went at 24 hours notice.
Still, awesome experience
Play was fantastic- I still can't get over the postive collective community feel of spin meets; I arrived at PLAY a bit boxed in in my head, having spent 2 rigourous weeks finishing essays for my degree, and was initially overwhelmed upon my arrival at all the hugs and smiles coming my way. Soon it was just perfect being back around you all again- I look forward to the next time, and hope it isn't too far off
Barely 3 days after my sunburnt return I was lucky enough to indulge another of my pasions- cars- on a track day at Thruxton racing track- Ths included 3 laps in a Mazda RX-8, 4 laps in a Ferrari 355, both with an instructor beside me, and then a 6 lap thrape in a single seat racing car, pretty insane.
Here I am on the pit straight in one red piece of maranello exotica
Non-Https Image Link
Ironically I have 3 quid to my name right now, but I'd got this months ago and then the company went into receivership so it all got delayed. I eventually went at 24 hours notice.
Still, awesome experience
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
brum brum screech etc
brum brum screech etc
Meh
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