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Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
less of the screech
I save that for fields (sorry if anyone was offended by my PLAY handbrake turn exit BTW- moment of madness 
)
less of the screech
I save that for fields (sorry if anyone was offended by my PLAY handbrake turn exit BTW- moment of madness ) GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Bad Bad Mr C
Can I have your wrecked tyres to paint up as nice little decorative seats? If we stack 3 on top of wach other and bolt a circle of wood to the top we could make a nice table
Bad Bad Mr C Can I have your wrecked tyres to paint up as nice little decorative seats? If we stack 3 on top of wach other and bolt a circle of wood to the top we could make a nice table
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
I haven't wrecked any tyres- as soon as i do I'll send them to the furniture shop
I haven't wrecked any tyres- as soon as i do I'll send them to the furniture shop
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Lol... splendid!!
Hope you enjoyed it darlin
Hugs
Lol... splendid!!
Hope you enjoyed it darlin
Hugs
Getting to the other side 
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I really enjoying knowing you.
You have a great ability of making people (namely Bov and I) laugh unitl we [censored] ourselves. So thanks for that
It was a pleasure seeing you agian at play.
I really enjoying knowing you.
You have a great ability of making people (namely Bov and I) laugh unitl we [censored] ourselves. So thanks for that It was a pleasure seeing you agian at play. have fur, will huggle
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
Posted:
hello. I filmed you once. with my bugis-cam...
hello. I filmed you once. with my bugis-cam...
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
That right you did- wheres the footage I wonder?
Jon: Dude
The same goes mate- I can't help but laugh my ass off everytime we start bullshitting with eachother
That right you did- wheres the footage I wonder?
Jon: Dude
The same goes mate- I can't help but laugh my ass off everytime we start bullshitting with eachother GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Mr. Chutney, do check my gallery.
Mr. Chutney, do check my gallery.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Gallery checked Doctor Mike
Gallery checked Doctor Mike
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
did you ever read all the Frued/freud/that bloke stuff I found for you?
did you ever read all the Frued/freud/that bloke stuff I found for you?
Meh
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Erm
I rushed to finish the essay, and then two other not on Freud, only to discover the Freud essay wasn't submissable due to red tape, thus I was so pissed of with Sigmund I haven't revisited it.
Yet
Erm
I rushed to finish the essay, and then two other not on Freud, only to discover the Freud essay wasn't submissable due to red tape, thus I was so pissed of with Sigmund I haven't revisited it.
Yet
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Bad Aled! oops *cough* erm I mean Mr C. No No NO people he isn't Aled Jones.
BTW David my sister thinks you look nothing like him. She told me to stop teasing you. Pffft Sisters!
Bad Aled! oops *cough* erm I mean Mr C. No No NO people he isn't Aled Jones.BTW David my sister thinks you look nothing like him. She told me to stop teasing you. Pffft Sisters!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
i've met your sister, but she didn't tell me her name was david...
hugs for chutney
Written by: Skully
David my sister
i've met your sister, but she didn't tell me her name was david...
hugs for chutney
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ok so I missed out the , thingie. Bad bad me. Her name isn't David its flossy fanacapan
Ok so I missed out the , thingie. Bad bad me. Her name isn't David its flossy fanacapan
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
My sister is called Biff (no really), and all she calls me is bum-face.
I think I should look inward instead of outward for my identity from now on...
My sister is called Biff (no really), and all she calls me is bum-face.
I think I should look inward instead of outward for my identity from now on...
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
OK, So i passed my Degree with a 2:2
This is a good thing, only slightly tainted by the fact that the only reason i got a 2:2 and not a 2:1 is due to late submission penalties and a refusal of my mitigating circumstances claim. Without the penalties I had a 2:1. Balls.
Anyway, looks like I may have a job- alas not in London, but in a library for 6 months covering someones maternity leave- it pays well and it close to some old friends who've recently moved back to the area, so it should be cool.
I've realised i'm crap at replying to everyone kind enough to post in my intro, which i apologise for. I am also really crap as posting in other peoples intros- its nothing personal- I'd be posting hundres a week if I said hello to everyone i wanted to- but I'm apparently a little anti-social. Sorry
I'm also tired, so I reckon I might sleep.
OK, So i passed my Degree with a 2:2
This is a good thing, only slightly tainted by the fact that the only reason i got a 2:2 and not a 2:1 is due to late submission penalties and a refusal of my mitigating circumstances claim. Without the penalties I had a 2:1. Balls.
Anyway, looks like I may have a job- alas not in London, but in a library for 6 months covering someones maternity leave- it pays well and it close to some old friends who've recently moved back to the area, so it should be cool.
I've realised i'm crap at replying to everyone kind enough to post in my intro, which i apologise for. I am also really crap as posting in other peoples intros- its nothing personal- I'd be posting hundres a week if I said hello to everyone i wanted to- but I'm apparently a little anti-social. Sorry
I'm also tired, so I reckon I might sleep.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Well done on the degree and job. Move to Wales and confuse people. You will be able to get in places in Cardiff for free if you claim to be Aled
Well done on the degree and job. Move to Wales and confuse people. You will be able to get in places in Cardiff for free if you claim to be Aled
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Who??
Who??
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
yeah... who????
yeah... who????
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Small chap, about 12, sings along to animations...
I have beed practicing the camp stall you showed me at play... Tis very funny...
Small chap, about 12, sings along to animations...
I have beed practicing the camp stall you showed me at play... Tis very funny...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Congratulations matey.
Im liking the fact you now have more free time
Hows the film coming on?
Congratulations matey.
Im liking the fact you now have more free time
Hows the film coming on?
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hola Chutney.
Hola Chutney.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Flashpoint- it can be spun camply, but it isn't inherently camp- i've made it look pretty fookin' cool actually
Jon- Well I haven't seen Bov or Will since I heard of its conception so its still in the early phases, but it will happen
Alice- :hug
Flashpoint- it can be spun camply, but it isn't inherently camp- i've made it look pretty fookin' cool actually
Jon- Well I haven't seen Bov or Will since I heard of its conception so its still in the early phases, but it will happen
Alice- :hug
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Posted:
hey Chutney, how you doing? you back from the states then I take it? comisserations on the degree, that ruling sucks. Couldn't make it to PLAY as I was working on my MA, but I trust there was plenty of over-enthusiastic frisbee throwing?
hey Chutney, how you doing? you back from the states then I take it? comisserations on the degree, that ruling sucks. Couldn't make it to PLAY as I was working on my MA, but I trust there was plenty of over-enthusiastic frisbee throwing?
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
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Pasta of Muppets
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Film????????????
Film????????????
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
duuuuuuuuuude, was wicked chatting to you on tuesday
check the help forum for a thread called "living with a monkey on a boat in london"
if you found something in london then there are very few people i'd appreciate as as shipmates as much as yooo
duuuuuuuuuude, was wicked chatting to you on tuesday
check the help forum for a thread called "living with a monkey on a boat in london"
if you found something in london then there are very few people i'd appreciate as as shipmates as much as yooo
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Yes, Film...
On a related but not directly relevant note-
I'm of a mind that makes a movie....
Yes, Film...
On a related but not directly relevant note-
I'm of a mind that makes a movie....
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Movie now made, see videos section for the goods
Jobs are looking more than possible on the London front- a concerted effort next week should yield some fruit, as well as allow me to see lots of my friends
Following week i'm briefly off the US thanks to my dads air miles collection to see my lady for US thanksgiving Happy Days
Movie now made, see videos section for the goods
Jobs are looking more than possible on the London front- a concerted effort next week should yield some fruit, as well as allow me to see lots of my friends
Following week i'm briefly off the US thanks to my dads air miles collection to see my lady for US thanksgiving
Happy Days GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Pfffffft Did seeing Mechs tackle so early in the day turn you so much that you are having to jet off to see your lady to turn you back to the straight path? Or after the experience are you really flying over there to see a certain Doctor He is after all a very good looking man
Take care babe and good luck with the job hunt. Don't let the monkey and the UCoF invoke the Zeta Sanction on you. Whoever it is you are visiting won't touch you with a barge pole if they do. Wiffy Ewwwwww 
Pfffffft Did seeing Mechs tackle so early in the day turn you so much that you are having to jet off to see your lady to turn you back to the straight path?
Or after the experience are you really flying over there to see a certain Doctor He is after all a very good looking man Take care babe
and good luck with the job hunt. Don't let the monkey and the UCoF invoke the Zeta Sanction on you. Whoever it is you are visiting won't touch you with a barge pole if they do. Wiffy Ewwwwww Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
I'm quite capable of puting people off on my own, depending on what i've been drinking the night before
I'm quite capable of puting people off on my own, depending on what i've been drinking the night before
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