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HoP Star Wars Aficionado
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Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA
HoP Star Wars Aficionado
183 posts
Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA
Posted:
Nothing against anyones' particular religious beliefs or anything, but isn't this a bit overboard? Jesus Save Us
Nothing against anyones' particular religious beliefs or anything, but isn't this a bit overboard? Jesus Save Us
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
doesnt really seem so bad to me, kind of amusing
compare to it something like Opus Dei for instance, who are not what I would call 'pro active' about their religion...
doesnt really seem so bad to me, kind of amusing
compare to it something like Opus Dei for instance, who are not what I would call 'pro active' about their religion...
Love is the law.
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coming to a country near you
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Posted:
rather weird
they are saying that evolution is madness? Evolution has more phsyical evidence than christianity!
rather weird
they are saying that evolution is madness? Evolution has more phsyical evidence than christianity!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Posted:
ok, i've read half way through their talk about evolutionist propaganda and i'm starting to get afraid, they talk madness! and whats worse is they believe it.
ok, i've read half way through their talk about evolutionist propaganda and i'm starting to get afraid, they talk madness! and whats worse is they believe it.
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Posted:
I can't access it, i guess they took whatever it was down.
I can't access it, i guess they took whatever it was down.
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
works fine for me
anybody tried the link in the top left?
its hilarious.
works fine for me
anybody tried the link in the top left?
its hilarious.
Love is the law.
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Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
Posted:
Ok then....
How about the Museum of Creation. there, guests will learn that man and dinosaurs roamed the earth together.
Oh yeah, and here's another opinion on the matter .
-Socks
Ok then....
How about the Museum of Creation. there, guests will learn that man and dinosaurs roamed the earth together.
Oh yeah, and here's another opinion on the matter .
-Socks
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
I only get an add about an add free web hosting site.
I only get an add about an add free web hosting site.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
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ARRRR!
529 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
ARRRR!
529 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
Posted:
This is still my favorite page over there: Creation Science Fair
With award winning projects such as:
"Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
"Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria"
"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False"
"Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" - That one actually sounds pretty cool.
This is still my favorite page over there: Creation Science Fair
With award winning projects such as:
"Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
"Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria"
"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False"
"Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" - That one actually sounds pretty cool.
"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
interesting - I get an automatic redirect even from Ado's link... and mtbeers too! Even with other browsers :
interesting - I get an automatic redirect even from Ado's link... and mtbeers too! Even with other browsers :
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
this is one of my personal favorites
EDITED_BY: ado-p (1105373565)
this is one of my personal favorites
Written by:
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.
EDITED_BY: ado-p (1105373565)
Love is the law.
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
from the site. looks like they have been hacked
damn right too, place is a mad house. funny though.
from the site. looks like they have been hacked
damn right too, place is a mad house. funny though.
Written by:
We are hearing reports that foreign visitors to our site are being redirected to electronic bookstores and people offering to pay to take surveys. We are not affiliated with these sites and advise you not to deal with them; they may be front organizations for cults. Although our technical staff is still looking into this issue, we strongly suspect that anti-Christian and anti-American governmental agents outside the U.S. are trying to keep our message from being heard in their lands. If you have suggested our site to a foreigner and he says he can't get through to it, warn him that he and his family are living under the scrutiny of an authoritarian regime and are in immediate spiritual -- and possibly physical -- danger!
Love is the law.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
right on!
right on!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Posted:
looks like it's people in England and Germany who can't access it then...
HELP! Me and my family "are living under the scrutiny of an authoritarian regime and are in immediate spiritual -- and possibly physical -- danger! "
What do I do?
looks like it's people in England and Germany who can't access it then...
HELP! Me and my family "are living under the scrutiny of an authoritarian regime and are in immediate spiritual -- and possibly physical -- danger! "
What do I do?
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
move to the USA where all your rights and freedoms are garunteed!
move to the USA where all your rights and freedoms are garunteed!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
Love is the law.
enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Posted:
What a bunch of wackos. But that's George Bush's America. (Canada, O Canada...how's that go again?)
And hey Radzyn, Happy Birthday!
What a bunch of wackos. But that's George Bush's America. (Canada, O Canada...how's that go again?)
And hey Radzyn, Happy Birthday!
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
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Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Posted:
lol @ vanize & Xopher!
From doing some good 'ol google research I found something about Richard Dawkins on that site, but i couldn't read it. Can someone PM me with the content? please?
thank you
lol @ vanize & Xopher!
From doing some good 'ol google research I found something about Richard Dawkins on that site, but i couldn't read it. Can someone PM me with the content? please?
thank you
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
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Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
Posted:
Ok then... I'll put this here. It's got about 50+ Variants on the theme (The university, the students names, all that changes all the time) but here's the core of it :
A true story (yeah, right).
A retiring pChem (Physical Chemistry) professor (sometimes a a thermodynamics professor or just a plain chem professor, and most of the time he's not retiring) was composing his last exam for a graduate course in statistical thermodynamics. (And most of the time it's a take-home test) Being a bit bored, and with a well kept and wry sense of humor, he set a single question on the sheet:
"Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however wrote the following:
"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion on average, we can predict that all people and all souls go to hell on average. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Thus, there are two possible conditions:
A) If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, than the temperature and pressure in hell will increase exponentially until all hell breaks loose.
-OR-
B) If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
We can solve this (de)lemma with the postulation of (random female name), the woman who lived across the hall from me in first year residence. Since I have still not been successful in obtaining sexual relations with her, I know that condition two has not been met, and thus it can be concluded that condition one is true, and therefore that hell is exothermic.
It was not revealed what grade the student got.
Ok then... I'll put this here. It's got about 50+ Variants on the theme (The university, the students names, all that changes all the time) but here's the core of it :
A true story (yeah, right).
A retiring pChem (Physical Chemistry) professor (sometimes a a thermodynamics professor or just a plain chem professor, and most of the time he's not retiring) was composing his last exam for a graduate course in statistical thermodynamics. (And most of the time it's a take-home test) Being a bit bored, and with a well kept and wry sense of humor, he set a single question on the sheet:
"Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however wrote the following:
"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion on average, we can predict that all people and all souls go to hell on average. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Thus, there are two possible conditions:
A) If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, than the temperature and pressure in hell will increase exponentially until all hell breaks loose.
-OR-
B) If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
We can solve this (de)lemma with the postulation of (random female name), the woman who lived across the hall from me in first year residence. Since I have still not been successful in obtaining sexual relations with her, I know that condition two has not been met, and thus it can be concluded that condition one is true, and therefore that hell is exothermic.
It was not revealed what grade the student got.
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
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Posted:
oh my garage...definately check out the congo link to the article about his trek to find the apatosaur!!!..not that such things aren't possible but this is hilarious!..i especially like his longing for "christian built highways"...and the part where he tries to kick the atheist guys' ass! highly entertaining
oh my garage...definately check out the congo link to the article about his trek to find the apatosaur!!!..not that such things aren't possible but this is hilarious!..i especially like his longing for "christian built highways"...and the part where he tries to kick the atheist guys' ass! highly entertaining
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Diamond In The Rough
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Location: Richmond, Virginia
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Posted:
Baaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee....
ACTUAL EXCERPT: "BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."
hee hee hee....
Baaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee....ACTUAL EXCERPT: "BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."
hee hee hee.... Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Posted:
*Feels left out*
All I get is the webhosting advert
*Feels left out*
All I get is the webhosting advert
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
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addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Posted:
That website really scared me.
It was so full of christian propaganda and lies that i had to go and pray to satan right away. i was afraid that reading that website might have made me go to heavan!! *GASP* OH NOES!!!
That website really scared me.
It was so full of christian propaganda and lies that i had to go and pray to satan right away. i was afraid that reading that website might have made me go to heavan!! *GASP* OH NOES!!!
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
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Location: Australia,Vic
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185 posts
Location: Australia,Vic
Posted:
Evil is amongs us my children, lets us not give into thetemtation of.............halloween
Evil is amongs us my children, lets us not give into thetemtation of.............halloween
"glow bugs, to slow to resist eating, to bitter to eat more than one handfull in a sitting" toothpaste for dinner
Diamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Posted:
I don't wanna go to Heaven, I won't know anyone!
I don't wanna go to Heaven, I won't know anyone!
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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Self-Flagellation Expert
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
and the eternal honey and milk and whatever would get boring.
Give me the eternal pain of hell before the eternal boredom of heaven.
and the eternal honey and milk and whatever would get boring.
Give me the eternal pain of hell before the eternal boredom of heaven.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
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"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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Certainly confused
121 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, United Kingdom
Certainly confused
121 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, United Kingdom
Posted:
There was a thing in the news the other day about a school in the states that had brought 'creationism' into the science class! Talk about daft :rolleyes:
Religious studies....yeah....science....NO!!!!!!!
There was a thing in the news the other day about a school in the states that had brought 'creationism' into the science class! Talk about daft :rolleyes:
Religious studies....yeah....science....NO!!!!!!!
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Welcome to the United States of America. Really, the only Western country in the world with a creationism debate. Or an abortion debate. Or a "should we hand out condoms" debate.
The Ancient Chinese had a curse: "May you live in interesting times."
Life here is interesting, I'll give it that.
Welcome to the United States of America. Really, the only Western country in the world with a creationism debate. Or an abortion debate. Or a "should we hand out condoms" debate.
The Ancient Chinese had a curse: "May you live in interesting times."
Life here is interesting, I'll give it that.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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