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minimaniacThe Ladiees Man
360 posts
Location: near swindon/ oxford

Posted:
hello everyone i am a very new newbie as ive only been spinning a couple of weeks. ive wanted to learn how to spin for about 2 to 3 years but never knew anyone who could teach me to spin. that was until i moved out of norfolk and to wiltshire to do a degree at this totally boring army base.



i met this young lady that you all know as vixen through a friend of mine ive made since ive moved here and she has been teaching me ever since. i must admit im not that good but have picked up some of the basics!

i just need to learn how to combine tricks and play around.



i have just got myself some fire poi on order as i am looking forward to spinning with fire.



well if anyone wants to chat please do as i always need to find ways of getting through the day at this place.
EDITED_BY: minimaniac (1116862545)

I'm going to leave the army and run away to the circus

if not i will just become a MI5 agent !!!

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
YOUR GONNA PEE ON HIM!!!! eek

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom

Posted:
eek So long as you don't shoot your tank at me Marth! wink tongue

Let's relight this forum ubblove

minimaniacThe Ladiees Man
360 posts
Location: near swindon/ oxford

Posted:
didn't take a pee test! thats good as if you do it wrong you get your hand all minging!

I'm going to leave the army and run away to the circus

if not i will just become a MI5 agent !!!

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
But if you do do it wrong..

You shouldnt be in the army..

I could pee in a bottle perfectly when I was 6.

wink
VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
Give yourself a pregnancy scare... then u get to pee on a stick. xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
I can pee on a stick when ever I want to.

smile
VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
Thats because ur a guy... the world is your toilet. xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
You saying I live in my own filth?

umm
VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
haha... well if the cap fits. xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
umm

Does it?
Does it really?
Look again.
VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
ubbcrying

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
whooops... you dont want to be upsetting the girl of the boy of the thread whose this is.



hug kiss



This cap... fits:

[image]https://ssl.i-2000.com/scrabble-assoc/images/wg/nsc-cap.jpeg[/image]





This one doesnt:


Non-Https Image Link




Well.. it fits him... but not me.
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VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
*poke poke*

Can u PM me your addy please? x

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
eek

Dont you know where Rikki lives?

oh... mine..

gotcha.

smile
minimaniacThe Ladiees Man
360 posts
Location: near swindon/ oxford

Posted:
i leave you for 10 mins and look what you've done to my thread!

peeing on a stick will be alot easier than into a bottle,
you just have to stop quick enough if not it overflows!

Vix you should know where i live by now as your round more than the other guy who lives with me!

I'm going to leave the army and run away to the circus

if not i will just become a MI5 agent !!!

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
i guess ive got to remember where u live now... otherwise i wont be able to feed my fish!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Posted:
Hi Rikki wave

Did I ever offer you some Spagehtti Bolognase?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

minimaniacThe Ladiees Man
360 posts
Location: near swindon/ oxford

Posted:
no and i made pasta the first night which lots of people ate too!

I'm going to leave the army and run away to the circus

if not i will just become a MI5 agent !!!

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
ooo i see your online, u downloading vidz??

got my fal disk with me so dont bother doing that - u can just get it at lunch time.

the sandwich man isnt coming and im hungry!!! hurry up lunchtime! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

minimaniacThe Ladiees Man
360 posts
Location: near swindon/ oxford

Posted:
so i guess im picking you up for luch then!

I'm going to leave the army and run away to the circus

if not i will just become a MI5 agent !!!

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
... when do u not? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

minimaniacThe Ladiees Man
360 posts
Location: near swindon/ oxford

Posted:
when i have to do other stuff , silly!

i forgot to feed your fish last night so they are hungry!

I'm going to leave the army and run away to the circus

if not i will just become a MI5 agent !!!

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
what kind of father figure are you!!!!

does that mean you have other stuff to do today?

my nail on my little finger is now 6.5mm long - owww

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:

Non-Https Image Link


biggrin
VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
NOOOOOO!!!!

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

minimaniacThe Ladiees Man
360 posts
Location: near swindon/ oxford

Posted:
i don't have kids so its not a problem! and anyhows there your fish too!

no i can see you for lunch,

ucof actually i have a fish that does that so it can eat

I'm going to leave the army and run away to the circus

if not i will just become a MI5 agent !!!

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
it eats thru its bellybutton???

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
ubblol
minimaniacThe Ladiees Man
360 posts
Location: near swindon/ oxford

Posted:
you what, do you mean the one that looks like a dick? vix

I'm going to leave the army and run away to the circus

if not i will just become a MI5 agent !!!

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
No.... altho thats a good question.

i didnt know u had a fish that does that to eat

Jon - quit giggling!

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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