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Location: wild wiltshire
once upon a time there was a little boy, a little girl and there pet monkey chong.
fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Their names were sylvia and michael, and of course chong, as was afore stated. And today, they were going to the fair!
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
They were all so excited about going to the fair, contemplating which rides they'd go on...and how much fairy floss they'd buy.
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
1,032 posts
Location: Stillwater,OK/Wichita Falls,TX
Michael wanted to go on the rollar coaster first, but Sylvia wanted to go on the carousel.
RISK: Do not follow the common path; Go where there is no path and leave a trail.
165 posts
Location: wild wiltshire
and chong couldnt help but think of nothing other than the coconut shy, how he wanted to have a go ...
fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK
but the coconut shy was a double edged sword for chong
I only wanted to be 16... and free
165 posts
Location: wild wiltshire
on the one side was coconuts
fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
And the other side was a bloody great sword.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
165 posts
Location: wild wiltshire
which chong desperatly wanted to win but just as much as the coconuts, what a dilema !!!
fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!
165 posts
Location: wild wiltshire
chong suddenly realised that afterall he was a monkey, and one which could eat a funik coconut!
fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Just then he noticed that Sylvia had taken her knickers off.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
The GF of HoP
492 posts
Location: Somerset, England
Chong tried not to look but couldn't stop himself and he saw something that suprised him immensely.
fire leads to creation
515 posts
Location: Cyprus
Sylvia was a he-she!
Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...
ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
But even more surprising this (Sylvia had, after all, a very stubbly face), Chong noticed a small turnip named Stan living in her.. belly button. He knew it was called Stan because Stan was wearing a name badge. Stan said:
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
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"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land
...because seeing Chong he recalled his old, good friend,a large orangutan who used to live in a house just down the street.
this memory really touched him, reminding him of his youth...
Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...
The GF of HoP
492 posts
Location: Somerset, England
...as he and his orang-utan friend ,who was incidentally a librarian at some sort of university, used to swing through the trees of Sherwood forest, looking for ...
fire leads to creation
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land
...a mad student of that university who has stolen a very rare book- "A History of Discworld" from his library (in fact there was only one copy of this book- and now it has been stolen!), when a strange thing happened...
Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...
165 posts
Location: wild wiltshire
hang on hang on were not bloody terry pratchett here !
fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land
...he heard someone shouting something about a guy called Pratchett, but he didnt have a bloody idea,who the hell was Pratchett...
Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
..and so he covered himself in honey and...
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
1,032 posts
Location: Stillwater,OK/Wichita Falls,TX
soon realized what a mistake that had been, because alot of bees were angry with him for stealing their honey...
RISK: Do not follow the common path; Go where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK
so he dived into the little pool that surrounded the "hook a duck" stand
I only wanted to be 16... and free
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
..and the bees became preoccupied by organusung themselves into a sufficient formation to hold one of the hooks, allowing Chong to escape into the neighbouring monster munch crisps factory, where...
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land
he found a large bowl of crisps, but he was too afraid as they looked like ghosts, and he had bad memories connected with ghosts from his childhood, so he...
Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
heaved a heavy sigh of relief that they were salt and vinegar flavour, so being a highly supersticious kind of guy, he threw them over his left shoulder...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK
right into the eye of a waiting devil!
I only wanted to be 16... and free
515 posts
Location: Cyprus
and the divils reply to this was.....
Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...
ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
"ouch!!! you got salt and vinegar chips in my eye!"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK
"Well", thought chong,
"looks like the old proverbs are true after all. maybe i should try and prove another one"
I only wanted to be 16... and free
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Chong wondered if a bird in the hand was really worth 2 in the bush. He decided to see, conclusively, once and for all, if this was true. So he went to the local bird shop...
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
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