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Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
hey peeps. Reply here to what countrie you want to buy and we will put your order thru as soon as we take over the world.
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada
please please please can I have the good ole US of A. I want to demolish all the highways, streets and buildings, then go to the native americans and say "here, its all yours again", just to see the look on their faces.
and since I'm not really getting a country outta that, can I have iceland for mine?
you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Dude I want Sweeden, or maybe France, the women there are well how to say this... *drools*!!
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
81 posts
Location: mesa, arizona
i call ethiopia!!!
j/p
-ivy. = ^ )
Ralph, jesus did not have wheels.--sunday school teacher, the simpsons
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Hmm, give me some pretty islands with a good trade and airports and stuff. and mebbe part of new zealand?
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
189 posts
Location: nevernever land
OOHH OOHH
wave hand frantically
I call Egypt, it's so lovely there
wonders off in a dream like state
ask yourself this??.......... When was the last time you dug a hole you could be proud of???
answers on a post card
member
75 posts
Location: Perth Australia
oh oh oh Can I please have Rottnest Island.. i know its not a country its a tiny tiny little island Which noone here has prolly heard of. but its perfect and would make my own perfect little country island.
Smile and the whole world smiles with you
272 posts
Location: Medway, Kent, UK
could I have Holland please, or just amsterdam if that's not possible, thanks
*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada
although when I really think about it, can I have the property deed to the world for just one day? I dont wanna do anything to any countries, or have to make any decisions. and after that day the deed should be destroyed. just so I could be the man that owned the world. in fact all I really need is to have it long enough to get a picture of me with my deed for the world.
you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
PUHLEAAAAAASE can i have Svitzerlund?
mmmmmMMmmMMmMm lindt chocolate......... `
Currently on the right side up of the world.
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
I call for Greece
But could use a tiny piece of Japan too... the one with my aikido master and hot steaming natural baths and warm good people (notTokyo that is )
and ... could I please have a slice of ... wait ... I KNOW ...
I don't want a country ... I'd like a MEZZE, you know ... a slice / piece of every country in the world
thanking you in anticipation
shine on
Cassandra
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
confused and abused
363 posts
Location: bristol, United Kingdom
Screw you guys i'm having Hawaii so i can get chronic sunburn aaallll day and just talk to a few honey's on the beach and just be eating coconuts all day feel free to come round but just remember i own the place so treat it with respect
My cat's breath smells like catfood
99 posts
Location: Surrey
I bid for Borneo. So i can learn to swing with the monkeys, and be a proper spinner.
The bigger the pants the better!
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia
i want jamacia , back off its mine its mine
why? so i can some weed all day and listen to bob marley all day ahhhhhhhh.
Fireboy
<<SINister miNISister>>
remeber kids jesus slaves
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
can i please put a reserve on an island in vanauatu and also can i have all those army warships, destroy all the dangerous weapon parts of them, and start a chocolate ferry service from Flynt's switzerland and belguim to my vanauatu? That would be great. you can all come and spin on my beaches.
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
I'll have Bali in Indonesia please.
Are we nearly there yet?
2,737 posts
Location: London
Italy pleeeeeze - mmmmmm Italian girlz.
Or Colombia......**sniff**
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
382 posts
Location: Southampton
I'll have Brazil then, I'll build my tree house in the Amazon and be happy. Oh, and give me Argentina too so that I own the falls that border with Brazil!
A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words...
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
i must say i'd rather be dispossessed but with free access to all countries.
wherever you go, there you are.
18 posts
Location: Denmark
I want Australia!! I'll pay you 50 zloti and a rubber duck!!
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
I would like to put a bid in for timeshare on Amsterdam as I am sure this will be a popular one
Also for holidays I would like to bid for part of Patagonia (*drools* at the climbing possibilities) and just so that I dont have to find somewhere new to live I would like to purchase the United Kingdom
Hope I havent asked for too much
Mark P
272 posts
Location: Medway, Kent, UK
I'm more than willing to share some of amsterdam (assuming I get any) with you Mark, I would however appreciate a small part of the UK, if that's ok with you
I would like to bid a partly used cheese sandwich and a half empty jar of psuedo-nutella.
*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*
321 posts
Location: arizona
i want constantanoble!!
and transylvania
and can i come visit you fireboy in your country??
i would like to pass the douchi on the left hand side mon.
[ 19 July 2002, 03:17: Message edited by: lightbug ]
drugs.. rock and roll. bad ass.. vegas hoes.. late night. booty calls.. shiny disco balls!!
29 posts
Location: medway
Whats going on in here then????
journeyman
60 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Bulumji's mine. all mine.
and oh yeah, that little rock thing near Morocco, just to piss off the spanish.
Ill have that every three years please for two weeks at a time.
it's not that i mean to set things on fire...
29 posts
Location: medway
Is Switzerland still available???
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
Sub - your more than welcome to share the UK - funds were looking a little low so I am sure your partly used cheese sandwich and a half empty jar of psuedo-nutella will help us in our plea
(but are you sure the jar is half empty and not half full?????)
Mark P
[ 19 July 2002, 03:37: Message edited by: Mark P ]
272 posts
Location: Medway, Kent, UK
with any choclatey-hazelnut substance it always leans towards empty when there is less than a gallon
*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*
235 posts
i want tibet, then i would give it back to the people who should really have it
oh and then i would ask for a refund
vic xx
ex-hop-aholic, now inconsistent lurker...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Dibs on Canada!! I'm going to legalize pot and see what the U.S. does about it.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...
thailand purrrr-leaz mwah . .btw dont make gurnsey your base for taking over the world tis not good. .as i found out grrrr
My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place
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