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Login/Join to ParticipateStar Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
and I'm as nervous as if I'm walking into a bar full of strangers - so deep breath and here we go...
Just got into poi and i'm pretty crap but it's just such a buzz so gonna keep at it - who says you can't teach an old dog...
a good friend is getting married next august and she's told her mum I'll do fire! no pressure then.
I'm not v good at chat rooms n stuff, they scare me - in fact it's been 3 years since I last went on one but the guy who introduced me to poi is/was a HOPer so i reckon it's worth a try
dya know I was even worried about these fab little things I've seen on people's messages - right over my head i thought - and here they are on the screen - doh!
But now I can't get em on here aargh! 1 step forward, 1 step back.
Hopefully I'll look back on this and laugh in years to come!
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'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Ooh I'm feeling all loved and smooshed
Joe, El is fine - it was my nickname for many a long year, usually accompanied by bloody or frickin
now it's even shorter and I get called E! Imean, i ask you what kinda name's that??!Hazey, don't worry, it came out OK - just had me befuzzled for awhile
and yeah - ain't it just the best bed? Only got it in May so really looking forward to snuggling up in the winter... bit of company from the boys above would be fine too - I'm not too keen on muscles either but don't like 'em quite so skinny as Skully does
and give me milk not plain - def no cheescake in bed it's got a biscuit base 
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Oh, Elaine's cheesecake... Mmmm...
I like my boyz just like Kieron!
It has to be said, I go for a noise rather than a type though... it kinda sounds like a *zing* Then i know I fancy them... there's no rhyme or reason for the peeps I go for... they've all been very different!
Anyway... Hello everyone!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Written by: Wild Child
Pink and Gidg you're like iron filings to a magnet with naked men and food
It's called a "win win" situation.
*makes note to self to find out when Moondoggy is going to get his next leave for home*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I now have this to add:
Thank you.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
:bounce. ???
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Gidg - no fair, you have moondoggie! But let me know when he's coming home and I'll send you a cheesecake - Gary will vouch for it
Jon, I
you! Miss u muchly - this must be thte longest time we haven't seen each other since Easter! But only a couple of weeks til Bath
Came to visit your thread but got scared off by all those ppl
Gazza - I've lost my *zing*, have you found it anywhere??
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
heya
how are you? i dont think ive had a proper smoosh from you
at least not while sober...
how are you anyway?
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
I'm kinda OK thanx
can't really remember you other than one of the crowd with FRD and others over the summer tho I know you know Jen better - don't take it personally, it's just the advanced stages of senility, forgetting names n faces n stuff
Anyhoo, you seem to have taken residence in my thread so persistance wins out and you're welcome to hang out - beer?
Cheesecake is good too 'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
hee hee i can normally be removed with either a big stick of bribes of alcohol
and yes i only saw you briefly over the summer but im useless with names and faces as well as remembering anything that happened more than 1 day ago
beer is good and so is cheesecake
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
You don't sound all that happy hun. Would it help if I were to make Polarity hula hoop naked for you? Or Paul do naked handstands? Or get Jon to post naked pictures of him Penis modling?
Hmmmmmm there seems to be a nakedness theme to this cheering up malarky.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
all of the above!
lulu, i think i saw the *zing*, i think merlin grabed it off the table by mistake when he was after the sausages, have you checked the tree in your back garden? Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I just thought, Maybe when I get Bov to move my bit of Wales up to be nearer Molly could get him to move your bit of manchester too. We could be neighbours and take on Edinburgh! How scary would we be?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*thinks there might be a fair number of objections to all this heavy land moving
but while your at it can we reloacte london somewhere sunny with all the other UK spinners?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Elaine I came in here to sing you a song, but I've forgotten the words so I'll just hum it for you.
Hmmmmm Hmm Hmmmmmm La La doobe do do do Hmmmmm la le la doo doo doo Hmmmmm la la la bedoobe dooooo......
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
thanx Skully - I like it!been away for a couple of days cos i have 3 nieces and a nephew staying with me
I LOVE being an Aunty - it's just the best. Today we walked 3 miles along the canal to an Organic farm shop, bought some purple carrots & had a picnic - oddly the owners son's wife's mother (stay with me people!) was visiting and she came out and it was my eldest neice's ex-teacher from south Wales! Small world or what?
Then we walked home 3 miles, went to see Corpse Bride (FAB!), came home and had soup (made with purple carrots) and garlic bread in the garden (by Stanley
) and i did fire for them - now they're tucked up in bed and I'm shattered!Naked men? Only if they give a good massage
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
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Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
hello lovely elaine
i've been away for a bit so i thought i'd pop in and say hellooo now i'm back!
hope life is treating you superly well
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
and a BIG back
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Hello, I'm back - kids gone home and we had such a gtreat week -loadsa mud n fun
And finally I
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Hello, I'm back - kids gone home and we had such a great week -loadsa mud n fun
And finally I'm back on-line -don't anyone be tempted by Wanadoo Wirelesss & talk grrrrrrr
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Hello you!! yes, I am sooper fine thank you hun!! Feelin the need for a spin meet with ya soon though... Are ya able to come on the 12th? If not, I might be forced to come and visit ya just to learn some new moves...
You are, after all, the teacher of all teachers!!
Check out Kieron from the Halloween Party...
Glad to see you are back online!! - Gary x
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
hehe - looks like you had a lot of fun
Aw you're so sweet - but it was the pupil not the teacher that was good hun. Yup, reckon I'll be there on 12th - must make sure we round up the troops!
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
heya *waves
how are you?
missed you at clapham but im sure ill see you soon ish back
Star Trekker
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Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Yeah, really wanted to make a Clapham but t'was not to be this year
Hope you all had fun with out me.... 'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Location: South Wales
You get my first hug of the day.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
we had fun but not as much as if you'd been here with us
maybe you can come along to the new years one if we get it organised
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Now that sounds like a good idea - in fact the best offer for New year so far
Mmmmm Jonny Ucof hugs in the morning
in fact any time of day.... Lovely to see you again this weekend and you owe me the rest of our interrupted hug! 'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Hmm - I'm confused, how come this thread is called 'Wild Child or Disgruntled Adult' but on the Lat Post bit it says 'Flippin Fab Lady'??
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
How strange.
Anyway, twas good to see you again miss, and to actually talk properly to you, even though we were both rather drunk!
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sorry have just realised i havent said hi on here...so hello miss wildchild..hope you're a happy bunny today.....
B x
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Written by:
Anyway, twas good to see you again miss, and to actually talk properly to you, even though we were both rather drunk!
'Rather' is putting it mildly
but yes it was fun meeting you properly too - and watching you spin on Saturday night Written by:
sorry have just realised i havent said hi on here...so hello miss wildchild..hope you're a happy bunny today.....
B x
Hello to you too Miss Pea - I'm a pretty happy bunny today as i went for an interview with the Fire Brigade and 2 half naked firemen were in the room when i first walked in
I think I'll pay them to work there 'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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