Forums > Advanced Staff moves > Staff Contact Moves Book. Non-Definitive. - updated 10/06/06
Login/Join to ParticipateFlying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Updated: Now with extra added moves, definitions, and extra added common sense!
see the PDF - https://mcp.tepookatoys.com/Staff.pdf
and RTF - https://mcp.tepookatoys.com/Staff.rtf
and Word doc:
https://mcp.tepookatoys.com/Staff.doc
Comments, extra moves and advice appreciated.
Thanks to ado-p for collating the alternative descriptions, and the people who wrote them for writing them. Sorry if this is in some ways plageristic...
EDITED_BY: mcp (1149959405)
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
someones been busy..... "Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
table of contents and index?
ya know you want to Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
edited to no longer have the final half, it's all just linkies now...
EDITED_BY: mcp (1149959149)
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
it would be funny if this thread was so large it crashed HoP... "Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Love is the law.
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
how meg became a legend.
this rocks - cheers for all your time and effort mog.
will be reading it this evening
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
and she did also get much respect...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
This is by far the most in depth thread ive seen
Top effort Meg, thanx muchly for putting down you stick for a while and picking up the keyboard
**runs off to printer to put in another ream**
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Written by: Strugzit's not like she has to get any study done or anything
Top effort Meg, thanx muchly for putting down you stick for a while and picking up the keyboard
Good stuff moggin... as you well know
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
118 posts
Location: Ireland
Respect to megs!
Good stuff. Should keep me going till summer! (Reading it all that is!)
Keep it up.
colm
I'm going straight to hell.
Better practice my fire show.
member
53 posts
Location: Washington D.C.
very nice.............
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war
for a lead role in a cage?
--Pink Floyd
stick boy!
117 posts
Location: Tampa, FL, USA
awesome meg
youre the best! now can you include video and paint by numbers and come here and show me how im not doing it right? lol! damn badgers and lemmings can do this better than i, but im still learning...thanks for all your efforts!M
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
myself for still not having said thank you. Sorry thought I did....40 pages of conpulsive viewing....thankles.
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
Living it up
363 posts
Location: Brisbane/Berlin, Australia
Wow...
Cheers for putting this together Meg (this is you ->
) I the thing I loved the most about it after having had just a a quick look that as well as being an incredible list of indivdual moves you have also posed some very crazy questions as to what may be possible in the future.
It all seems so ermmm, visionary...
:blows loudly but sincerly into the nearest improvised tissues:
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film
The GF of HoP
492 posts
Location: Somerset, England
you simple do a search for contact move and you get this. Thank the Gods of fire
fire leads to creation
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
I like searches.
I don't think I've ever done one.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
*bump*
for strongsfire
Love is the law.
member
173 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
Wow. That was some hard core in depth explaining. Thank you.
If you are starting to experiment with the leg try a leg globetrotter, one that goes either down, or back up. Depending on fleyibility, balance and strenth, getting it to go up the front of the leg is a hell of a lot harder, it took me months before I was able to hold my leg up high enough AND long enough to finish the roll without first falling over. A friend of mine (who recently finished a circus school) saw me practicing it, tried it and got it clean on the first time. He hasnt done it since and im still trying to convince myself it was pure luck.
'There are two mantras in life, yum and yuk. I choose yum.'
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
What leg globetrotter! That sounds like the coolest thing ever!
I wonder if you can do an arm-neck-body-leg globetrotter....
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
easy
you just need legs attached to your shoulders
Love is the law.
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Goddamn!
How would the song go then?
Legs, shoulders, elbows and fingers, elbows and fingers!
da da dada da da da da daaaaaaa...
Legs, shoulders, elbows and fingers, elbows and fingers!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
member
53 posts
Location: Washington D.C.
Written by: ado-p
*bump*
for strongsfire
Thanks for the bump
sidenote: stongsfire
no R
but it's cool
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war
for a lead role in a cage?
--Pink Floyd
224 posts
Location: Oz girl in Eng-land
Written by: Dentrassi
This is amazing meg, thanks muchly. Very very worthy of all that ink *kisses print-outs*
kyle, when you're done with those tissues... on second thoughts...
"Be the Bunny"
member - tee hee "member"
279 posts
Location: Bethnal Green, London, England (UK)
Well done with the tricks list....
So much to learn.... maybe I'll try and video all of the moves and stick them on website!
(predicted finish date... about 01/01/2020!!)
"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrödinger
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
and to all! "the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
503 posts
Location: bristol
well, meg, you were asking for this one:
'You all ought to know: This is an ellipsis: '...', it is not a full stop, it is it's own bit of punctuation, therefore to use an ellipsis at the end of a sentence you ought to a put a full stop after it, like this....'
But the apostrophe between 'it is...' and '...own bit of punctuation' shouldn't be there....
*cough*
ture na sig
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
I stole it from another site, and it's not the full definition....
oh it was about apostrophes. Well nobody really understands those, I mean how are you supposed to know hen you put them after an s, instead of before it? I just go on instinct....
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
You're not wrong about it being HUGE. It crashed my machine when I tried to load it
It's a good guide though - very useful methinks.
(now if only if I could actually DO some of these tricks
) Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
sorry bout that.
also: HTML version: https://mcp.tepookatoys.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=75&Itemid=12
not - yet - updated.
EDITED_BY: mcp (1149959305)
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
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