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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
My place! Start with the bathroom please.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
waves
Here would be grand.
Ill pay you for it. ..and you can lay about in the hammock in the sunshine.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Cool.
I get view no. 16001!
for you Skwully.*puts him apron back on*
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oooooooooooo Jonny in just an apron cleaning my house! YAY Can I have that as a birthday present?
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Can I watch??!
And yes Gayle, you're right on all counts - blokie, front and erm fat sticks
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
fat sticks eh
good on you woman!
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Are you 2 being smutty in my thread again??
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Course not
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oh, Damn......... I was counting on you 2 to keep the tone down
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
we can be smutty if you like.
willy
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I spoke to Willy this morning. He was all awake and chipper and I was all drowsy and sleepy. He's a bit fab really. I think Willy will go far in life
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
I'm either confuzzled or have a dirty mind..... 'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*giggle* WC ... maybe it both?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
What's confusing you hun?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
*jumps into unknown thread of unknown person and contructs a large flasing sighn that says* HI! *before dismantlaing said sighn and removing it on a faltbed lorry*
welsh.
hi
oh, sorry, I said that.
cake.
thats nice too.
T
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*giggle* Nx, sometimes you are so silly.
and even some huggles! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ooooooooooo! Pretty sign
Welcome Tom.
I have to confess I'm not completely Welsh. Only about 3/4 of me is Welsh. The other 1/4 is a mix of who knows what.
This thread only has a chocolate bearing shrubbery. No cakes, sorry. Not unless they are wheat free ones.
We do have an unusual line in ice cream and a fair bit of cheese.
Gidg if he is silly, he'll fit right in! If there is one thing we are good at in here it's being silly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
ok
Ill have a white chocolate bergonia please!
im not as silly as gidg, who is older, and has more practice, but I try
T
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
mmm, a chocolate pirate cake, just for you!
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Tom, it's nice to know that you haven't changed that much. 
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Do bergonias count as shrubs Tom?..... I know nothing about gardening. I thought they were little flowery succulent things....... but hey, my garden is wall to wall brambles so what would I know.
Jo I see no picture, just a little red cross. Poop! I could do with a chocolate Pirate joining my crew..... then again maybe not. I might be tempted to eat him
Gidg if Tom hasn't changed won't he whiff a little bit? I recommend at least changing underwear once a day......unless you own a pair of invincible panties that have a self cleaning device built into them.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Written by: Skulduggery
Jo I see no picture, just a little red cross. Poop! I could do with a chocolate Pirate joining my crew..... then again maybe not. I might be tempted to eat him
*wiggles her eyebrows then shakes head to clear the picture from her mind.*
Written by: Skulduggery
Gidg if Tom hasn't changed won't he whiff a little bit? I recommend at least changing underwear once a day......unless you own a pair of invincible panties that have a self cleaning device built into them.
Eeeewwwwww Skully. That's disgusting!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
sorry Skully
it was an awesome picture as well! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
i dunno, a bergonia sounds like a shrubery, but i recon it might become a bush if you dont prune it well....
*considers covering himself in chocolate and saying 'Arrgh' a lot*
I dont wear pants. :P
T
p.s. I thought skully was a boy because of the beard....
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Don't let her beard put you off tho
*ducks*
Hey this is intro post 3333! Cool number..... 3's are way better than 2's or 4's.
Let's relight this forum 
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Dunc, Shhhhhhh! You know I had the Beard problem dealt with. That laser hair removal is a wonderful thing and it didn't hurt half as much as the sex change
I want to go to Choc fest in leeds! I want to see lots of naked male jugglers dipped in chocolate! I want...... I want...... Hmmmmm hang on "I want gets nothing" as our old family saying goes.
I would like to have a chocolate dipped naked juggling man to entertain me. I wish to get that desire fulfilled I didn't have to go to leeds
Grrrrrrrr make them bring the chocolate factory closer to me Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
If you have a ready supply of breadcrumbs and butterbeans you could easily have a factory for biscuits dipped in chocolate in your very livingroom... but that isn't really the same thing is it?
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
You are sillier than your man!
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2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
:Pout:
it isn't true - just ask Professor Yaffle! No wait, don't, he was a stroppy woodpecker if ever there was one.
Just trust me
I'm not a doctor. Yet Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Wow I just found myself a man on Sugardaddies.com whilest looking for one for Hels.
Here is my PARADISEPAPI
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