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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I go away for one weekend and you all pig out on the cakes...... I hope you enjoyed.
I will update you all on how fab the weekend was after I've had a bit of a sleep
I go away for one weekend and you all pig out on the cakes...... I hope you enjoyed.
I will update you all on how fab the weekend was after I've had a bit of a sleep
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
Posted:
Rubbish! Tell us now! 
Taking it easy
Trippie
Rubbish! Tell us now! Taking it easy
Trippie
Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child
Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.
"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".
Because dressing up is fun.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Too late Trippie ... she asleep. Cover Skully with a blanket
Too late Trippie ... she asleep. Cover Skully with a blanket
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm almost awake now.... but I have to go catch a bus to work. Thanks for the blanket Gidg
I'm finding it a bit hard to coordinate my limbs though, so I might never get my legs to walk me to the bus stop.
I'm almost awake now.... but I have to go catch a bus to work. Thanks for the blanket Gidg
I'm finding it a bit hard to coordinate my limbs though, so I might never get my legs to walk me to the bus stop. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Well I've made it into work. I'm yawning like I haven't slept for a month. I'm putting it down to lack of sleep at the weekend and the lack of anything to distract me from feeling tired. Yep you guessed it, no customers! All the beds look soooo inviting
I wonder if I curl up on the top bunk with a duvet over me if anyone would notice.
This weekend was fab. I got to spend it with a great bunch of people. After a mad dash on friday after work I finally managed to get a train to Cardiff. I walked across town with a bag on my back carrying a big pink and black hula hoop. I have never been propositioned so many times in such a short time. That just goes to show the lure of the Hoop!
Once at Matty's house the weekend started. It was a mix of spinning, chatting, silly games and eating. I can recommend cold quorn sausages with chocolate fudge and watching Garths face as the joker came up in shithead.
Things didn't go to the original invasion plan due to the police shutting the party down before it even began, but I have to say that I don't think that mattered at all. Matty and Mark put us all up in their home and we had a great time. They make perfect hosts. Thanks again guys .
Thanks to all the people that came. I had a fab time and thats all down to you lot!
Well I've made it into work. I'm yawning like I haven't slept for a month. I'm putting it down to lack of sleep at the weekend and the lack of anything to distract me from feeling tired. Yep you guessed it, no customers! All the beds look soooo inviting
I wonder if I curl up on the top bunk with a duvet over me if anyone would notice.This weekend was fab. I got to spend it with a great bunch of people. After a mad dash on friday after work I finally managed to get a train to Cardiff. I walked across town with a bag on my back carrying a big pink and black hula hoop. I have never been propositioned so many times in such a short time. That just goes to show the lure of the Hoop!
Once at Matty's house the weekend started. It was a mix of spinning, chatting, silly games and eating. I can recommend cold quorn sausages with chocolate fudge and watching Garths face as the joker came up in shithead.
Things didn't go to the original invasion plan due to the police shutting the party down before it even began, but I have to say that I don't think that mattered at all. Matty and Mark put us all up in their home and we had a great time. They make perfect hosts. Thanks again guys
.Thanks to all the people that came. I had a fab time and thats all down to you lot!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Me
you.....Thank you for being the woman i love all weekend. Roll on Machester!
Me
you.....Thank you for being the woman i love all weekend. Roll on Machester! Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I you too hun 
I
you too hun Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
You rock!
Firstly, have one of these;
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and secondly, PM will be on its way as soon as it is written
You rock!
Firstly, have one of these;
Non-Https Image Link
and secondly, PM will be on its way as soon as it is written
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
hey there! you are one hell of a lady lol, this weekend was great and you guys were fantastic! hope you had a wicked time skully! you made me giggle loads hehehe cant wait for the manchester meet now
can i steal a lemsip?
hey there! you are one hell of a lady lol, this weekend was great and you guys were fantastic! hope you had a wicked time skully! you made me giggle loads hehehe cant wait for the manchester meet now
can i steal a lemsip?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oh dear you have it too? Has it given you a deep sexy voice and hot flushes?
I'm looking forward to Coming up to Manchester
Oh dear you have it too? Has it given you a deep sexy voice and hot flushes?
I'm looking forward to Coming up to Manchester
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Think Neal might have it as well. Oh, Jonny UCOF how many things did you break? First hoops, now your friends...
It's ok - we don't love you any less
Think Neal might have it as well. Oh, Jonny UCOF how many things did you break? First hoops, now your friends...
It's ok - we don't love you any less
Gayle.....!
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
Buenos smoooshes señorita
Your parcel has to wait til I get back from Spain cos I didn't have the wrapping technology
But maybe it will meet a tall dark handsome stranger, have babies and make your parcel bigger in the meantime. Who knows
on rereading that I'd like to emphasise that the sentence says IT not I and is referring to the Potential Parcel Procreation (PPP) and nothing else, before you start on about the twins again. pfft.
EDITED_BY: Molly (1127747793)
Buenos smoooshes señorita
Your parcel has to wait til I get back from Spain cos I didn't have the wrapping technology
But maybe it will meet a tall dark handsome stranger, have babies and make your parcel bigger in the meantime. Who knows
EDITED_BY: Molly (1127747793)
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Oh! Um..... Ok.... now I can't guess at all what it is as I'm utterly out of ideas and sleepy and trying hard not to give in to the calling beds all around me.
Gayle, be fair Jonny didn't exactly break any of us, he just gave us the gift of germs He is kind like that and loves to share with is friends.
Molly does it moo?
Oh! Um..... Ok.... now I can't guess at all what it is as I'm utterly out of ideas and sleepy and trying hard not to give in to the calling beds all around me.
Gayle, be fair Jonny didn't exactly break any of us, he just gave us the gift of germs
He is kind like that and loves to share with is friends.Molly does it moo?
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
Only if you ask Very nicely
I'm very envious of you all having so much fun at brizzle.
I seriously need to get arse in gear to make me a travelling hoop.
right
moff
29 degrees and sunny
Only if you ask Very nicely
I'm very envious of you all having so much fun at brizzle.
I seriously need to get arse in gear to make me a travelling hoop.
right
moff
29 degrees and sunny
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
hello wicked weekend again - seems the best times this summer are always where you are hun
Watch that Bubbles girl, she'll eat you out of house n home of Anadin & plasters
Custard anyone?
hello
wicked weekend again - seems the best times this summer are always where you are hun Watch that Bubbles girl, she'll eat you out of house n home of Anadin & plasters
Custard anyone?
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
i was ill 
yes i do skully, but elaine kept me well drugged up! no sexy voice but you lot gave me lots of hot flushes 
custard and homous? my 2 favourite at the mo hehehe
i was ill yes i do skully, but elaine kept me well drugged up! no sexy voice but you lot gave me lots of hot flushes custard and homous? my 2 favourite at the mo hehehe
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Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
It was lovely to see you again this weekend
thank you so much for my hoop, its fantastic! the only problem being the rather suspicious looking bruises that it has given me on my neck! me thinks i will have to wear a scarf for the next few days!!
It was lovely to see you again this weekend
thank you so much for my hoop, its fantastic! the only problem being the rather suspicious looking bruises that it has given me on my neck! me thinks i will have to wear a scarf for the next few days!!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Written by: Wild Child
Watch that Bubbles girl, she'll eat you out of house n home of Anadin & plasters
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
awww now i feel bad, wuv you!
awww now i feel bad, wuv you!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
waits patiently (not something I do often)for the promised PM
I have a hang over... I drank too much medicinal Whiskey with my cure all curry
I still have a 'rat in da kitchen, what am I goona do? There's a rat in da kitchen, what am I gonna do?' It's a speedy, clever little bugger. I think (even though I hate the idea) I'm going to have to put a trap down for it. It smells Sooooooooo bad! Where can I get a humane trap from?
Written by: UglyCowsOfFrance
You rock!
Firstly, have one of these;
Non-Https Image Link
and secondly, PM will be on its way as soon as it is written
waits patiently (not something I do often)for the promised PM
I have a hang over... I drank too much medicinal Whiskey with my cure all curry
I still have a 'rat in da kitchen, what am I goona do? There's a rat in da kitchen, what am I gonna do?' It's a speedy, clever little bugger. I think (even though I hate the idea) I'm going to have to put a trap down for it. It smells Sooooooooo bad!
Where can I get a humane trap from? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Here use one of these:
Non-Https Image Link
and the Pm has now been sent
*gathers more hugs after all those ones he could muster*
oh..and before anyone else blames me.. Jake made me ill so blame him!
and by the way.. this sound exactly like you
Here use one of these:
Non-Https Image Link
and the Pm has now been sent
*gathers more hugs after all those ones he could muster*
oh..and before anyone else blames me.. Jake made me ill
so blame him!and by the way.. this sound exactly like you
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Today after cleaning out a book shelf I found lots of odds and sods one of which made me giggle a lot.
It was a Birthday Certificate that my niece Hannah had made me when she was 12. It went like this.....
Birthday Certificate
Things you must do on your birthday
1. Be really silly
2. Eat lots of chocolate, sweets, etc
3. Wear a pair of pants on your head
4. Invite your family and friends over and have a big party.
5. Listen to your music and juggle around the room.
6. Open and play with presents
7. Get everyone to do as you want them to do.
8. Have a really Cool Birthday.
To Auntie Lynne love from Hannah
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
There was a picture of a frog she had drawn on the bottom wearing a party hat blowing one of those tooty tail curly things.
I think we need to write a more up to date list of stuff to do now she is 17. I'm sure it would have a whole other list of stuff to do now
Today after cleaning out a book shelf I found lots of odds and sods one of which made me giggle a lot.
It was a Birthday Certificate that my niece Hannah had made me when she was 12. It went like this.....
Birthday Certificate
Things you must do on your birthday
1. Be really silly
2. Eat lots of chocolate, sweets, etc
3. Wear a pair of pants on your head
4. Invite your family and friends over and have a big party.
5. Listen to your music and juggle around the room.
6. Open and play with presents
7. Get everyone to do as you want them to do.
8. Have a really Cool Birthday.
To Auntie Lynne love from Hannah
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
There was a picture of a frog she had drawn on the bottom wearing a party hat blowing one of those tooty tail curly things.
I think we need to write a more up to date list of stuff to do now she is 17. I'm sure it would have a whole other list of stuff to do now
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
lmao
im sure we wouldnt know what else she could do now skully do tell ....:p
lmao
im sure we wouldnt know what else she could do now skully do tell ....:p
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well she's got til February to come up with a good list
Well she's got til February to come up with a good list
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
lol
should be interesting
lol
should be interesting
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
*bump* just thought id let u know that while at work, one of my friends saw your av and said you were very bonnie and fit i got a dodgy pic of him in his short short shorts ill dedicate it to you!
*bump* just thought id let u know that while at work, one of my friends saw your av and said you were very bonnie and fit
i got a dodgy pic of him in his short short shorts ill dedicate it to you! Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
He should have gone to specsavers!
He should have gone to specsavers!
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PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Posted:
Look, she's trading in pictures of her friends!! Naughty! Skully... You're thread is just so long... It takes me ages to get to the end!! Ohhh to be popular!!
Not long now before I get to meet ya!! Wooohooo!! Catch ya laters...
G x
Look, she's trading in pictures of her friends!! Naughty! Skully... You're thread is just so long... It takes me ages to get to the end!! Ohhh to be popular!!
Not long now before I get to meet ya!! Wooohooo!! Catch ya laters...
G x
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Gazzabee, you know you can just press the last page number, so you dont have to trawl though every single page?
Excuse me, I have a delivery of hugs for a one Miss S. Kullduggery.
Just sign on the line please
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Gazzabee, you know you can just press the last page number, so you dont have to trawl though every single page?
Excuse me, I have a delivery of hugs for a one Miss S. Kullduggery.
Just sign on the line please
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Dear God boy, you aren't reading it all are you?? I have to warn you that doing that is probably very bad for your mental health. Its full of weird stuff.
Will I get to meet you at Nottingham this weekend or in Manchester next weekend? Whichever it is I'm all excited about coming up t'north
Dear God boy, you aren't reading it all are you?? I have to warn you that doing that is probably very bad for your mental health. Its full of weird stuff.
Will I get to meet you at Nottingham this weekend or in Manchester next weekend? Whichever it is I'm all excited about coming up t'north Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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