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Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Posted:
Yes yes! Come up and visit Molly as I won't be around to give hugs for a bit so she'll need as many as she can get.
Then make sure your next job gives you vacation time in New York.
Written by: Skulduggery
I also want to get my lil butt up to Edinburgh to see Molly too.
Yes yes! Come up and visit Molly as I won't be around to give hugs for a bit so she'll need as many as she can get.
Then make sure your next job gives you vacation time in New York.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Posted:
I shall en devour to try and keep Molly all hugged up into the styleeee she has become accustomed to over the summer.....although I'm not sure it will be the same. I'm not strange and American
I'll have to find a job that allows me time to invent a teleporter first. Flying scared the bageebus out of me. I'm a Claustrophobic!
I shall en devour to try and keep Molly all hugged up into the styleeee she has become accustomed to over the summer.....although I'm not sure it will be the same. I'm not strange and American
I'll have to find a job that allows me time to invent a teleporter first. Flying scared the bageebus out of me. I'm a Claustrophobic!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
so getting into a small black box to be teleported will be better because? .....
so getting into a small black box to be teleported will be better because? .....
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Posted:
its fast and over quickly!
its fast and over quickly!
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Location: Bristol UK
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Posted:
Hello.
You mentioned Liquorice tea in another thread... I'm intrigued.
Where do you get your strange tea from? At falmouth you had chocolate tea, and now liquorice...
Anyway...
Hello.
You mentioned Liquorice tea in another thread... I'm intrigued.
Where do you get your strange tea from? At falmouth you had chocolate tea, and now liquorice...
Anyway...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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Posted:
I get it from Holland and Barrett. Its Yogi tea. the Liquorice one is my fave. I'm utterly addicted to it.
Here is a link to yogi tea you should try some its yummy!
This is the one I like but the packaging is different in the UK
oh look I found one with the right packaging.
I get it from Holland and Barrett. Its Yogi tea. the Liquorice one is my fave. I'm utterly addicted to it.
Here is a link to yogi tea you should try some its yummy!
This is the one I like but the packaging is different in the UK
oh look I found one with the right packaging.
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
I havent been able to decide about an ultimate badge. I thought it shoudl really be ableto change shape, and you shoudl be able to write anything on it when you want to. So maybe having a whiteboard pen attatched to it somehow?
Skully: Im still trying to locate the song which has the line "do you live to work or work to live?". Its a good song. It may be Roots Manuva. Either way, I cant find it right now. Edit: The song is called "Soul Decay" and is indeed by Mr Manuva.
I think everyone had that post play comedown. That was rubbish. I think it just makes us realise how much fun we have at these events and how wonderful our friends are.
Elaine, I would gladly snuggle you and Lynne.You are both exactly the right height. I enjoyed that saturday night when there was the four of us under that blanket.
Oh wait... yeah of course you can sob on my shoulder 
Skully: You are fantastic and Im so thankfull I know you
You can make me smile at 50 yards too. 
EDITED_BY: University Can Offer Future (1125222894)
I havent been able to decide about an ultimate badge. I thought it shoudl really be ableto change shape, and you shoudl be able to write anything on it when you want to. So maybe having a whiteboard pen attatched to it somehow?
Skully: Im still trying to locate the song which has the line "do you live to work or work to live?". Its a good song. It may be Roots Manuva. Either way, I cant find it right now. Edit: The song is called "Soul Decay" and is indeed by Mr Manuva.
I think everyone had that post play comedown. That was rubbish. I think it just makes us realise how much fun we have at these events and how wonderful our friends are.
Elaine, I would gladly snuggle you and Lynne.You are both exactly the right height. I enjoyed that saturday night when there was the four of us under that blanket.
Oh wait... yeah of course you can sob on my shoulder Skully: You are fantastic and Im so thankfull I know you
You can make me smile at 50 yards too. EDITED_BY: University Can Offer Future (1125222894)
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Posted:
Hmmm...
Ultimate badge...
Maybe a T'shirt with UCoF's whiteboard pen Idea... And some special decoration? I'm willing to provide the T'shirt...
PS - You're fantastic!!
Hmmm...
Ultimate badge...
Maybe a T'shirt with UCoF's whiteboard pen Idea... And some special decoration? I'm willing to provide the T'shirt...
PS - You're fantastic!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
How about a white PVC fetish tshirt, with a whiteboard pen
We could draw you some new nipples.
How about a white PVC fetish tshirt, with a whiteboard pen
We could draw you some new nipples.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
lol
naughty Jonny! but its a good idea!
lol
naughty Jonny! but its a good idea! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
that's so crazy it could actually work...
*thinks of possibilties...*
And why stop at new nipples?
that's so crazy it could actually work...
*thinks of possibilties...*
And why stop at new nipples?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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Posted:
Ed; you just made me spit all over my monitor when I read "He's got a mouth that could eat an apple through a letterbox." - I like it
Can we draw new bellybuttons for you?
and breasts!
Ed; you just made me spit all over my monitor when I read "He's got a mouth that could eat an apple through a letterbox." - I like it
Can we draw new bellybuttons for you?
and breasts!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
could we use colours and draw all his innards?
could we use colours and draw all his innards?
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Posted:
Cantus made me do that with the words 'Nosebag and Pitchfork'
And breasts!! It seems we're both on the same page...
Written by: University Can Offer Future
Ed; you just made me spit all over my monitor
Can we draw new bellybuttons for you?
and breasts!
Cantus made me do that with the words 'Nosebag and Pitchfork'
And breasts!! It seems we're both on the same page...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
We took the mole to see a show with lots of singing puppets (Cabaret Decadanse - it was superb).
She wants to be a performer now
And a cricketer after watching that yesterday on the telly. But the worm was too wobbly to bat with.
She is an impressionable wee soul.
I hope you're feeling happier this morning.
You're truely lovely.
We took the mole to see a show with lots of singing puppets (Cabaret Decadanse - it was superb).
She wants to be a performer now
And a cricketer after watching that yesterday on the telly. But the worm was too wobbly to bat with.
She is an impressionable wee soul.
I hope you're feeling happier this morning.
You're truely lovely.
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I'm having really bad computer problems that I don't seem able to fix so I might not be around for a bit. When I start the computer up it boots up as normal except for the fact that I have no cursor and the display is stuck at 16 bit 640 x480 pix. I've tried hard to fix it but its not willing. I've scanned it for everything and even tried reinstalling windows all to no avail.
Having no cursor makes moving around the screen a bit of guess work. button pushing is a hit and miss affair. I'm kind of guessing the stupid thing has almost croaked its last gribet and will die fairly soon.
I'm having really bad computer problems that I don't seem able to fix so I might not be around for a bit. When I start the computer up it boots up as normal except for the fact that I have no cursor and the display is stuck at 16 bit 640 x480 pix. I've tried hard to fix it but its not willing. I've scanned it for everything and even tried reinstalling windows all to no avail.
Having no cursor makes moving around the screen a bit of guess work. button pushing is a hit and miss affair. I'm kind of guessing the stupid thing has almost croaked its last gribet and will die fairly soon.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
That is a most unusual phrase isn't it? I wonder where it comes from.....
Written by: University Can Offer Future
Ed; you just made me spit all over my monitor when I read "He's got a mouth that could eat an apple through a letterbox." - I like it
That is a most unusual phrase isn't it? I wonder where it comes from.....
Meh
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Posted:
*wanders in shyly like the person at the party who doesn't really know anyone, grabs a soda and leans against the wall looking intriguingly handsome*
So after being a HoPper for about a month now, I have determined that Skully is one of the "good eggs" around here and that I should say a proper hello.
Howdy Skully, and if I may be so forward
Sorry to hear that you have been having computer problems, I have been fighting with technology all week long and feel your frustration. I also dig the not-sure-what-I-want-to-do-with-your-life thing that you have going on. Me either really. If you discover any hidden path, clue me in on that one and I'll be sure to do the same.
OK, have discovered that I am too hungry to type right now and need to do something about that.
Peace up!
*wanders in shyly like the person at the party who doesn't really know anyone, grabs a soda and leans against the wall looking intriguingly handsome*
So after being a HoPper for about a month now, I have determined that Skully is one of the "good eggs" around here and that I should say a proper hello.
Howdy Skully, and if I may be so forward
Sorry to hear that you have been having computer problems, I have been fighting with technology all week long and feel your frustration. I also dig the not-sure-what-I-want-to-do-with-your-life thing that you have going on. Me either really. If you discover any hidden path, clue me in on that one and I'll be sure to do the same.
OK, have discovered that I am too hungry to type right now and need to do something about that.
Peace up!
I was touched by His Noodly Appendage
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Huggage is always welcome.
Welcome to my intro Jerry...... Don't go reading back. It will just confuse and scare you
This is the place I come to to either rant/rave/or spew out utter bollox. Occassionally something of sense is said in here..... Never by NYC though....
Huggage is always welcome. Welcome to my intro Jerry...... Don't go reading back. It will just confuse and scare you
This is the place I come to to either rant/rave/or spew out utter bollox. Occassionally something of sense is said in here..... Never by NYC though....
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Never! Don't believe you. Someone coming in here and talking sense
Written by: Skulduggery
Occassionally something of sense is said in here..... Never by NYC though....
Never! Don't believe you. Someone coming in here and talking sense
Gayle.....!
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"I have determined that Skully is one of the "good eggs""
Yep. That she is. She is indeed one of the good ones, then again, most of the people on here are good.
Gayle is also a good egg. She makes sliffs and gives hugs
"I have determined that Skully is one of the "good eggs""
Yep. That she is. She is indeed one of the good ones, then again, most of the people on here are good.
Gayle is also a good egg. She makes sliffs and gives hugs
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
ing: and then!
ing: and then! Gayle.....!
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Posted:
stop bigging me up or when they finally meet me they will find out the truth and feel cheated
Gayle sometimes we do talk sense in here, granted its not all that often. We could always try and go a bit more high brow if you like. How about we discuss the merits of crop rotation over intense farming with chemicals?
Jonny, Gayle is more than good hugs and spliffage, she is gorgeous and I love her to bits!
But having said that, I love you too bits too Jonny
stop bigging me up or when they finally meet me they will find out the truth and feel cheated Gayle sometimes we do talk sense in here, granted its not all that often. We could always try and go a bit more high brow if you like. How about we discuss the merits of crop rotation over intense farming with chemicals?
Jonny, Gayle is more than good hugs and spliffage, she is gorgeous and I love her to bits!
But having said that, I love you too bits too Jonny
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
NO.........no......please can we stick to utter rubbish please. i much prefer that. Breastmilk icecream anyone?
Written by: Skulduggery
Gayle sometimes we do talk sense in here, granted its not all that often. We could always try and go a bit more high brow if you like. How about we discuss the merits of crop rotation over intense farming with chemicals?
NO.........no......please can we stick to utter rubbish please. i much prefer that. Breastmilk icecream anyone?
Gayle.....!
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Posted:
We can big you up all we like cos you're massively lovely!
But that Gayle and her dairy desires... she's trouble
ps. surely there are more worms where crop rotation is involved. A good thing I think we can all agree
We can big you up all we like cos you're massively lovely!
But that Gayle and her dairy desires... she's trouble
ps. surely there are more worms where crop rotation is involved. A good thing I think we can all agree
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Posted:
You're all mad! But I love you all dearly
What would life be without a bunch of odd balls and the topic of breastmilk Ice cream?
Hooray for talking utter bollox!
You're all mad! But I love you all dearly
What would life be without a bunch of odd balls and the topic of breastmilk Ice cream?
Hooray for talking utter bollox!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
Gidg shuffels into the room, curls up on the end of the sofa and falls asleep.
Gidg shuffels into the room, curls up on the end of the sofa and falls asleep.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Posted:
I was dispointed by quite how lovely you are. I was hoping you'd be horrid so I could carry on being grumpy with you. But it was impossible....
the same thing happened with molly....
Written by: Skulduggery
I was dispointed by quite how lovely you are. I was hoping you'd be horrid so I could carry on being grumpy with you. But it was impossible....
the same thing happened with molly....
Meh
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery
Occassionally something of sense is said in here..... Never by NYC though....
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
what happened with me?
I think Bugis and the mole had more of a conversation than we did Cantus
what happened with me?
I think Bugis and the mole had more of a conversation than we did Cantus
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