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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Well, you can give them whatever chocolate you were going to give me.
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Location: Away from home
I am NOT breastfeeding tigers!
if you fed the mummy tiger chocolate then they could have milkshakes
*firmly denies any knowledge of anatomy or stuff*
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Why? Don't you like chocolate? Surely your not that insane!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Nope, not fond of chocolate. Shouldn't feed it to animals anyway.
Written by: Molly
I am NOT breastfeeding tigers!
What exactly are you breastfeeding then?
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Location: Away from home
je boude
Written by: Molly
je boude
Pardonnez-moi, mademoiselle Molly.
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
you lot are
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
We are no more
than you! Infact I'd say I was decidedly less than you! ok well...... maybe just a little bit......maybe? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
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hehe just found this
hi skully, never talked to you before i think. so hi, im pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
skullie
if you draw a smal skull, pain, and simple that i can cut out in a sencil for spraying, then ill see what i can do for you for yoru staff?
Step (el-nombrie)
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
arg, the picture screwd me over. sorry, it was a rabbit that looked like a tiger.
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Molly
je boude
Pour quoi?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Isnt NYC feeding the tigers with the oddest feeling??
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Today just got odder. I was playing literati on yahoo when I got a pm from a 'lady' called female_2_milk's. She told me to look at her profile and asked if I was interested........ Hmmmm I can't link the profile here because of its adult nature but well I think her name says it all really.
This is a cut and paste from the hobbies and latest news part of her profile:-
Hobbies: Looking for a local male interested in helping me induce milk, Prefer a male 40 or older ( may consider a female ) who enjoys nursing and can commit a decent amount of time to it.
Latest News: I have been working on this about 4 months at this point and the pumping & massaging is just getting old.
This was the quote "Once i have milk I will consider selling it local pick up would be best but I will consider shipping"
Why do I always attract the nutters?
I might add that she was from Texas..... Maybe the Aliens have abducted her and turned her odd.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
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Why do I always attract the nutters?
Thats just too funny
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Skulduggery
Why do I always attract the nutters?
I generally refer them to you.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oh thanks hun! Thats so kind of you
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
That is so cool. I wish i got message like that. Would amuse me for hours!!
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Just hang out on yahoo for half an hour Gayle...... Especially in the games rooms. You would think a game like literati (yahoos version of scrabble) would be a fairly safe bet of a place not to bump into self milking women........ Obviously whilst they milk they make up words...... How silly of me not to have though of that before now. And there was I doodling pictures whilst I played. I could have been expressing and selling! I wonder what a pint of my milk is worth? Actually no I don't.... the very idea is making me cringe.......... Can you use it on breakfast cereal?......... Can people allergic to cows milk drink it?........ Will they put it on the anti allergy foods counter in Tescos or Asda?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
$500.
I think that's how much you'd have to pay me to drink your breast milk.
Not a huge amount. But enough for a trip to Scotland.
Unless you made ice cream out of it. Hrmm....
OK, now I'm grossed out.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ewwwwwwww Ewwwwwwww and triple Ewwwwwwwww!
NYC I will not be taking you up on the offer hun.
As for making ice cream... well I'll suggest that to female_2_milk's. Maybe she could make more money broadening her range of products. I can safely say you won't be finding Fresh whipped Skully ice cream on the shelves of the high street shops. Not even in double choc chip flavour.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Written by: Gayle......!
you lot are
NO! You must be joking! Us ? Never in a million years, not possible, you must be crazy. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
It must be the medication clouding her judgement, we're all perfectly normal here!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
My thoughts exactly Bird, my thoughts exactly.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Gayle.....!
Now who mentioned Ice Cream?
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
I didn't do it! It wasn't me!!! It was HIM *points at NYC* HIM the strange little American bloke! Ewwwwwwwww..... Human milk ice cream is just WRONG! *shudders*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Yeah, I think he has Ice Cream on his mind.
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Location: Away from home
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