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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I hate the idea.
I can still drool though.
I hate the idea.
I can still drool though.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
oh buggerations I was wrong....... *sigh* oh well. *hands UCoF a tissue*
oh buggerations I was wrong....... *sigh* oh well. *hands UCoF a tissue*
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
ta.
*wants to write something about what he used the tissue for, but refrains*
Dug, sort your msn messenger out.. its all broke.
None of my messages are getting through.
ta.
*wants to write something about what he used the tissue for, but refrains*
Dug, sort your msn messenger out.. its all broke.
None of my messages are getting through.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I flippin' know. I have no idea whats wrong with it. It won't let me message anyone and it keeps signing me in and out and in and out and..........
I flippin' know. I have no idea whats wrong with it. It won't let me message anyone and it keeps signing me in and out and in and out and..........
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
It has also changed your name.
It now contains the words:
Ferrets
Chocolate
Doom.
They are good words.
May I suggest restarting your computer?
It has also changed your name.
It now contains the words:
Ferrets
Chocolate
Doom.
They are good words.
May I suggest restarting your computer?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I did that, and it still doesn't seem to get through to you so........ assbumpoo!
I did that, and it still doesn't seem to get through to you so........ assbumpoo!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
and that's what I get for not being on line the same time you guys are. Oh well, some things can not be helped.
It sounds like you are having the same problem I'm having with msn messenger. It's actually down now, some kind of update.
and that's what I get for not being on line the same time you guys are. Oh well, some things can not be helped.
It sounds like you are having the same problem I'm having with msn messenger. It's actually down now, some kind of update.
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Running hippy spinning lemming
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Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
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Location: Scotland
Posted:
Swimming, bickies, yay!
Written by: Gidg
what is a bickie?
Swimming, bickies, yay!
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not a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales
558 posts
Location: wales
Posted:
Hello beach people.
Well, yesterday. just after I got to the beach the fool 'puter crashed. I was trapped there all night.
Very nice it was.
No, honestly, all evening I kept thinking about that beach and imagining I was lying there in the sun.
Made my day!
Hello beach people.
Well, yesterday. just after I got to the beach the fool 'puter crashed. I was trapped there all night.
Very nice it was.
No, honestly, all evening I kept thinking about that beach and imagining I was lying there in the sun.
Made my day!
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Lillie, couldn't have been stuck in a better place. Mmmm, a warm lovely beach sounds great right now.
Lillie, couldn't have been stuck in a better place. Mmmm, a warm lovely beach sounds great right now.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooooooo I could do with some sunshine on my skin right now. Its Piggin' cold in my house today. The thermometer says 18C but my feet feel like ice.
Take me away to a sunny beach with clear blue water gently lapping up onto the sand and a mexican hammock hung between 2 palm trees. Hire Ayub Ogada to sing to me as I sip on iced tea whilst wiggling my toes into the sand. Have a bevy of hansome men at hand ready to rub suntan lotion into my skin should I need it............
Oooooooo I could do with some sunshine on my skin right now. Its Piggin' cold in my house today. The thermometer says 18C but my feet feel like ice.
Take me away to a sunny beach with clear blue water gently lapping up onto the sand and a mexican hammock hung between 2 palm trees. Hire Ayub Ogada to sing to me as I sip on iced tea whilst wiggling my toes into the sand. Have a bevy of hansome men at hand ready to rub suntan lotion into my skin should I need it............
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not a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales
558 posts
Location: wales
Posted:
oh yeah, lovely.
I'll go to that beach again.
oh yeah, lovely.
I'll go to that beach again.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
I will rub lotion into you if you like.
You wont need to pay me...in fact.. can I pay you to let me do it?
I will rub lotion into you if you like.
You wont need to pay me...in fact.. can I pay you to let me do it?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Pay me to pamper me? Now thats a concept I like the sound of!!!
Pay me to pamper me? Now thats a concept I like the sound of!!!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Where do I sign up for this kind of treatment!
Where do I sign up for this kind of treatment!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
get in the queue Gidg!
get in the queue Gidg!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I have to go to the slooper market now. I hate the slooper market....... its full of old grannies that can't help but bash you in the ankles with their trollies..... I swear there is a training school somewhere that forces nice older ladies to come and be trained how to be evil grannies..... How else can you explain how they all say the same line of "sorry deary I didn't see you there" with a smug grin on their faces.....
The slooper market is all strip bar lighting and straight lines of food all packages in far too many layers of plastic.... no wonder we have super fast rates of global warming.... it all comes from all that damn unnecessary plastic packaging!
Oh and then you have the "fresh" fruit and veg counter...... in our slooper market you could almost have them under the trades discription act with that one word "fresh"...... Gower potatoes I'm told are harvested down the road from me, then they are taken to a distribution center somewhere in Bristol and then sent back to us. Its crazy......... Fruit and veg come from the other side of the world to us, like apples and pears... We grow those over here too don't we?? All that wasted fuel *sigh*..... anyway I'll stop ranting now and go and shop because my lil old cat is laying on the floor pretending that she hasn't been fed in a week (in actuality its about 3 hours, what can I say? she is a drama queen!)
p.s. I call them slooper markets not supermarkets because they are IMO no way super!
I have to go to the slooper market now. I hate the slooper market....... its full of old grannies that can't help but bash you in the ankles with their trollies..... I swear there is a training school somewhere that forces nice older ladies to come and be trained how to be evil grannies..... How else can you explain how they all say the same line of "sorry deary I didn't see you there" with a smug grin on their faces.....
The slooper market is all strip bar lighting and straight lines of food all packages in far too many layers of plastic.... no wonder we have super fast rates of global warming.... it all comes from all that damn unnecessary plastic packaging!
Oh and then you have the "fresh" fruit and veg counter...... in our slooper market you could almost have them under the trades discription act with that one word "fresh"...... Gower potatoes I'm told are harvested down the road from me, then they are taken to a distribution center somewhere in Bristol and then sent back to us. Its crazy......... Fruit and veg come from the other side of the world to us, like apples and pears... We grow those over here too don't we?? All that wasted fuel *sigh*..... anyway I'll stop ranting now and go and shop because my lil old cat is laying on the floor pretending that she hasn't been fed in a week (in actuality its about 3 hours, what can I say? she is a drama queen!)
p.s. I call them slooper markets not supermarkets because they are IMO no way super!
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
SKully you are soooo right about pooper markets. They have soooooooo much plastic it's redidulous! I've recently educated George on not using plastic bags when getting fruit/veg from the blooper markets, they're fine as they are!
SO, with fun in mind, am I too late for skinny dipping
SKully you are soooo right about pooper markets. They have soooooooo much plastic it's redidulous! I've recently educated George on not using plastic bags when getting fruit/veg from the blooper markets, they're fine as they are!
SO, with fun in mind, am I too late for skinny dipping
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Get yer kit off boy......... You can never be to late for skinny dipping!
Believe it or not if you take fresh veg and fruit un-bagged up to the check out in our stoopedmarket they insist on bagging it. I have argued many times over with them about it.
Get yer kit off boy......... You can never be to late for skinny dipping!
Believe it or not if you take fresh veg and fruit un-bagged up to the check out in our stoopedmarket they insist on bagging it. I have argued many times over with them about it.
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Personally I like to go to the Vegi/Fruit Market close to my house. All local grown stuff from their own fields. The only problem is that when the growing season is over so is the the Vegi/Fruit Market.
Personally I like to go to the Vegi/Fruit Market close to my house. All local grown stuff from their own fields. The only problem is that when the growing season is over so is the the Vegi/Fruit Market.
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not a stranger
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Location: wales
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Location: wales
Posted:
The thing that always gets me is that although we are surrounded by sheep the dead ones in the slooper-pooper market all come from New Zealand.
Ain't that strange?
What happens to all our lambs?
The thing that always gets me is that although we are surrounded by sheep the dead ones in the slooper-pooper market all come from New Zealand.
Ain't that strange?
What happens to all our lambs?
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Well as a veggie I kind of have a dream they are skipping and gambling happily over the mountains, playing games of hide and seek......I guess thats a bit too much to hope for *sigh*
Well as a veggie I kind of have a dream they are skipping and gambling happily over the mountains, playing games of hide and seek......I guess thats a bit too much to hope for *sigh*
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
You're right Skully, it too much to hope for.
You're right Skully, it too much to hope for.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
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not a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales
558 posts
Location: wales
Posted:
Well, it's a nice idea, but I don't think it's true.
This is true though, and it's the weirdest thing I seen for ages.
Me and Him went down to the Gower to try and find Paviland cave. We had to wealk through this field that was full of sheep and lambs.
He sees something on the ground and calls me over. We look and for all the world it looks like a lambs tail. We think it's a bit odd and carry on.
We see more and moore of these and slowly realise that they are indeed what they seem. They are lambs tails that have been rubber banded and are just falling of the lambs bums onto the grass.
It was strange and a bit horrible. We thought of collecting them up and bringing some home but we decided not to and contented ourselves with a skull, a few bones and a whole, articulated spine which now lives on the window sill.
There, a tale of tails. Weird or what?
Well, it's a nice idea, but I don't think it's true.
This is true though, and it's the weirdest thing I seen for ages.
Me and Him went down to the Gower to try and find Paviland cave. We had to wealk through this field that was full of sheep and lambs.
He sees something on the ground and calls me over. We look and for all the world it looks like a lambs tail. We think it's a bit odd and carry on.
We see more and moore of these and slowly realise that they are indeed what they seem. They are lambs tails that have been rubber banded and are just falling of the lambs bums onto the grass.
It was strange and a bit horrible. We thought of collecting them up and bringing some home but we decided not to and contented ourselves with a skull, a few bones and a whole, articulated spine which now lives on the window sill.
There, a tale of tails. Weird or what?
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
*strips*
*jumps in*
*shouts from the water*
Not in our local tesco/asda. They just put it through as normal. Although one woman did try to insist that they went in a plastic bag but I can honestly and happily say it only took one look, with no words, to make her change her mind. Power to the eye contact!
So you joining me? I need someone to warm my cold bits! It's bloody freezin in here, why didn't anyone say it was Autumn!!
*shivers*
*strips*
*jumps in*
*shouts from the water*
Not in our local tesco/asda. They just put it through as normal. Although one woman did try to insist that they went in a plastic bag but I can honestly and happily say it only took one look, with no words, to make her change her mind. Power to the eye contact!
So you joining me? I need someone to warm my cold bits! It's bloody freezin in here, why didn't anyone say it was Autumn!!
*shivers*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
If its that cold Dunc get out and warm your chestnuts by the fire. Remember don't get too close we don't want to roast them do we!
If its that cold Dunc get out and warm your chestnuts by the fire. Remember don't get too close we don't want to roast them do we!
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
Let's relight this forum
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg sits back and watches the antics
Gidg sits back and watches the antics
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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