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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Skully, who ever said that I could spell?
Skully, who ever said that I could spell?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Its ok Gidg, I was only teasing. I am the worlds worse speller. I spell check everything pretty much.
Oh and I gave in to your's and C@ntus's request....... Don't blame me if it gives you nightmares!
Its ok Gidg, I was only teasing. I am the worlds worse speller. I spell check everything pretty much.
Oh and I gave in to your's and C@ntus's request....... Don't blame me if it gives you nightmares!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
No problem, I new it was a tease. I normally do spell check myself, but for some reason I didn't do it on that post.
About nightmares, it will never happen. Except the one that I had when I was awake and someone recommended me to picture that people that post in the nude. *shudder*
No problem, I new it was a tease. I normally do spell check myself, but for some reason I didn't do it on that post.
About nightmares, it will never happen. Except the one that I had when I was awake and someone recommended me to picture that people that post in the nude. *shudder*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Did you have to tell me that??? Now I have images of them all wiggling and a jiggling at their keyboards all fleshy and ........ well...... UCoF keeps asking for tissues and stuff........*shudder*
Did you have to tell me that??? Now I have images of them all wiggling and a jiggling at their keyboards all fleshy and ........ well...... UCoF keeps asking for tissues and stuff........*shudder*
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Oooh I just love it when I can get an over active imagination going.
Oooh I just love it when I can get an over active imagination going.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
UCOF was browsing foot porn when i was at his house.
I kept my eyes firmly on the tv so as not to get corrupted.
Personally i think he's lonely...
UCOF was browsing foot porn when i was at his house.
I kept my eyes firmly on the tv so as not to get corrupted.
Personally i think he's lonely...
Meh
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
If your eyes were on the TV all the time how do you know it was foot porn he was looking at! ..... HA! Busted! You foot licking freak!
If your eyes were on the TV all the time how do you know it was foot porn he was looking at! ..... HA! Busted! You foot licking freak!
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
Posted:
what's with all the naked wiggling & jiggling fleshy stuff all over the place this morning. is it international naked day? did someone forget to tell me....?
what's with all the naked wiggling & jiggling fleshy stuff all over the place this morning. is it international naked day? did someone forget to tell me....?
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely 
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Blame Gidg.... she is the seed planter... I'm just the one with the vivid imagination it grew in.
Blame Gidg.... she is the seed planter... I'm just the one with the vivid imagination it grew in.
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
Posted:
so it's not international naked day? damn...
so it's not international naked day? damn...
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
It can be HoP international naked day if you want it to be...... but if we are going to do a Naked Day can we pick a warmer on. I'm knobbling cold today and no one wants to see me all goosebumpy.
It can be HoP international naked day if you want it to be...... but if we are going to do a Naked Day can we pick a warmer on. I'm knobbling cold today and no one wants to see me all goosebumpy.
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Posted:
right then, i declare it to be "International HoP Day of Nakedness"
and because my next post is #700, i think i'll get my kit off
right then, i declare it to be "International HoP Day of Nakedness"
and because my next post is #700, i think i'll get my kit off
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*sigh* Oh alright..... just hang on a min *goes to turn on the heating* Give it 30 mins to warm up and naked I shall be in honour of your 700th post!
*sigh* Oh alright..... just hang on a min *goes to turn on the heating* Give it 30 mins to warm up and naked I shall be in honour of your 700th post!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
In the spirit of fairness I propose that all nakedness should be documented, photographed and posted....
In the spirit of fairness I propose that all nakedness should be documented, photographed and posted....
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
You first ado-p!
You first ado-p!
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Posted:
ah lads, i just did a 700th post celebratory streak over at vanize's place. you missed it? you're useless.....!!
ah lads, i just did a 700th post celebratory streak over at vanize's place. you missed it? you're useless.....!!
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I thought it was "HoP Get Naked DAY" not "HoP Flash a Non-German in Germany Day"
I thought it was "HoP Get Naked DAY" not "HoP Flash a Non-German in Germany Day"
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
*cue strip music*
*Steps up to pole and begins wiggle*
and with a swing if his hips, he started to....
*cue strip music*
*Steps up to pole and begins wiggle*
and with a swing if his hips, he started to....
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I gave you a thread in Chat so show off all your nakedness on ado-p...... go knock 'em out hun!
I gave you a thread in Chat so show off all your nakedness on ado-p...... go knock 'em out hun!
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Posted:
*points to bundle of clothes on floor*
but i'm leaving my knee high black leather boots on ok? i don't like it when my feet are cold. now someone pass me some doobie, i need to chill after that 700th post excitement...
*points to bundle of clothes on floor*
but i'm leaving my knee high black leather boots on ok? i don't like it when my feet are cold. now someone pass me some doobie, i need to chill after that 700th post excitement...
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
i don't appreciate the anti-squirrel sentiment perpetuated in this thread from the very first post.
i had a truly deep and insightful experience with a squirrel once (and yes it was on clapham common but that does not make me weird, sick or twisted nor does it cast a shadow over my intentions that day).
he was a free, multi-plane scuttling squirrel and he certainly made my day one to remember
and that is all i have to say about squirrels.
*holds up sliff*
ping...?
Written by: Skulduggery
watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!
i don't appreciate the anti-squirrel sentiment perpetuated in this thread from the very first post.
i had a truly deep and insightful experience with a squirrel once (and yes it was on clapham common but that does not make me weird, sick or twisted nor does it cast a shadow over my intentions that day).
he was a free, multi-plane scuttling squirrel and he certainly made my day one to remember
and that is all i have to say about squirrels.
*holds up sliff*
ping...?
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
When my Niece Beccie was 2 we took her and her Sister to London Zoo. In the park outside we had a bit of a picnic. Beccie was sitting in her pushchair eating a peanut butter sandwich and admiring a squirrel and telling me how cute it was when it ran up, snatched the sandwich out of her hand and ran off. Not to be out done she ran after it yelling at it.
Now what kind of nice animal steals a sandwich from the mouth of a baby??? Huh? HuH? I ask you! how can you defend them? They are out to get us all I tell you ...... All of them! Evil little rodents!
When my Niece Beccie was 2 we took her and her Sister to London Zoo. In the park outside we had a bit of a picnic. Beccie was sitting in her pushchair eating a peanut butter sandwich and admiring a squirrel and telling me how cute it was when it ran up, snatched the sandwich out of her hand and ran off. Not to be out done she ran after it yelling at it.
Now what kind of nice animal steals a sandwich from the mouth of a baby??? Huh? HuH? I ask you! how can you defend them? They are out to get us all I tell you ...... All of them! Evil little rodents!
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
Does this mean you had the poor squirrel, and you were spinning!! badly!!
or are we talking good clean planes here?
Written by: coleman
he was a free, multi-plane scuttling squirrel and he certainly made my day one to remember
Does this mean you had the poor squirrel, and you were spinning!! badly!!
or are we talking good clean planes here?
Love is the law.
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh they were clean...
its just the squirrel could transfer between planes when no-one else could.
it would take some time to explain but it involved altered perception and some weird parallax effects...
as for the beccie incident, i would guarantee that this is one of the many of the evil grey squirrel hordes that have been raping and pillaging our fair lands for many years now.
but the noble red squirrel would never lower itself to stealing of sandwiches, not from babies or anyone else for that matter!
i mean, how could this be evil:
Non-Https Image Link
*ignores all reports of bad red squirrels and blinds himself to the obvious danger signs*
Non-Https Image Link
oh they were clean...
its just the squirrel could transfer between planes when no-one else could.
it would take some time to explain but it involved altered perception and some weird parallax effects...
as for the beccie incident, i would guarantee that this is one of the many of the evil grey squirrel hordes that have been raping and pillaging our fair lands for many years now.
but the noble red squirrel would never lower itself to stealing of sandwiches, not from babies or anyone else for that matter!
i mean, how could this be evil:
Non-Https Image Link
*ignores all reports of bad red squirrels and blinds himself to the obvious danger signs*
Non-Https Image Link
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Ooooooooooo I want a sign like that with my name on it!... looks like its time to photoshop again!
Ooooooooooo I want a sign like that with my name on it!... looks like its time to photoshop again!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing
Gidg pogos madly through the thread leaving sparkly rainbow colored flower scuff marks.
boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing
Gidg pogos madly through the thread leaving sparkly rainbow colored flower scuff marks.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
only on the boings! I'm never going to live this down.
only on the boings! I'm never going to live this down. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
You are never going to live it up either...
You are never going to live it up either...
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
cos he announced in a very loud voice that he was looking at a foot fetish site.
me and Bugis were watching tv cos we're innocent and nice like that.
Written by: Skulduggery
If your eyes were on the TV all the time how do you know it was foot porn he was looking at! ..... HA! Busted! You foot licking freak!
cos he announced in a very loud voice that he was looking at a foot fetish site.
me and Bugis were watching tv cos we're innocent and nice like that.
Meh
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