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elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
Simple.
One person suggests 5 things for the next person to name eg. 5 types of jam,
the next responds with the answer and follows with the next suggestion.

So...

5 things that make you laugh.

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
murder
suicide
start eating fish (i could do wih some tuna...)
to hurt my friends
to offend my brother-if im doing that, im offending everyone

5 childhood dreams

in state of metamorphosis


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
1. Become a vet
2. Marry my best friend at the time
3. Ride all the way down my street on a bike with no hands (got that one, but once it was a dream biggrin )
4. Build an entire Playmobile universe
5. See every episode of Little House on the Prairie....come on people, that was a great show...


5 favorite words of the english language (sorry if it's been done already, didn't have time to read through all of the previous posts)

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Words

1 Gnu
2 Chocolate
3 Gorgeous
4 Ferret
5 Snuggle

These may change depending on my mood

5 things that make you go Hmmmmmmmm

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
hmmmm
1) the friend on the phone right now, cos hes not telling me his reaservations about going to a party, then rave tomoro
2) why the sea is blue (its the sky and algae, but i need confirmation)
3) meditation
4) cosmology
5) the future

5 different Happy moments

in state of metamorphosis


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
happy moments



1 The moment when I realised having myalgic encephalomyelitis wasn't the end of the world.

2 The moment when I find out a new family member has been born safe and well.

3 Moments I realise I'm alive. Standing in a stong wind at the top of a mountain, speeding down hill on my bike after spending 45 mins peddling up the hill....etc

4 The first time I hear a piece of music that utterly inspires me.

5 Pulling off a new juggling/spinning move I never thought I would get right.



5 instruments you wish you could play
EDITED_BY: Skulduggery (1092435566)

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
drums
piano
violin
double bass
sitar

5 favourite non spinning toys

in state of metamorphosis


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
surfboard ubblove
digi camera ubblove
djenbi
pc
guitar

5 ways to catch a badger... umm

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. Take the badger to a party, get said badger drunk, once badger is inebriated and no longer able to put up a struggle put in large box.

2. Before the badger goes to work let car tires down, offer the badger a lift, lock car doors, badger has one where to run.

3. Put a packet of nice and spicy nik naks in a large box, resist all temptation to eat nik naks, when badger enters box for a munch, close box.

4. Dig a large hole, cover with sticks and leaves, stand on the other side of the hole the badger isn’t on and start shouting names at the badger. The badger will get mad, run towards you and fall down the hole.

5. Tell badger that if he gets in the box you'll give him a million pounds, when the badger gets in the box, close it and don't give him the million pounds

--taken from 1001 ways to catch a badger

5 ways to catch a giraffe....

duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

1. use a carrot on the end of a VERY long stick. wave in front of the giraffes face and lead towards nearest tall cage.

2. go to your local zoo. open the giraffe cage but get a large net ready so as the poor sod thinks he/shes escaping they're actually being re-captured.

3. post some adverts up around the savana advertising roll neck jumpers with 'extra long' necks and arrows leading towards a jumper shop which is.... dun dun dun... really a cage in disguise!

4. post some adverts around the Mount Kilamanjaro region advertising all in one ski suit with 'extra long necks'. this time the shop's gonna be a real one but the ski suits are going to have the arms + legs sown together at the ends so that when the animals put them on they find themselves already tied up straight jacket stylie....

5. string some taught but thin fishing up between two really tall trees near a herd of giraffes. then release a pack of angry but muzzled lions on the other side of the herd and watch with satisfaction as the giraffes get clothes lined and go down like a boxer in the 5th round!

Did anyone else have a book called 'Gerald the Giraffe' when they were kids? there's some good ones in there involvine masks!

5 ways to get to the moon without the help of NASA...

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
biggrin ubblol biggrin

1. Buy an extra large pogo stick, drink 40 cups of coffee and bounce your way there.

2. Drink 60 cans of red bull (it does give you wings after all)

3. Tell the bouncer at your local club he looks like a wuss, repeat 10 times untill he knocks you to the moon.

4. Buy every elastic band in the world and make a huge catapult in your local park. Although dont forget to wrap yourself in tin foil for heat protection.

5. Hitch a ride with the last star fighter and ask him to drop you off on his way.

5 ways to try and trick a hamster in to thinking its really a mole

elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
1. bury it

2. put gaffa tape over it's eyes and tell it to dig

3. kidnap Paul MacKenna, lock him in a cupboard for a year. Tell the hamster it is a mole. After one year take Paul out of the cupboard and feed his remains to the confused hamster.

4. from a collection of baby hamsters, remove all but one baby hamster and replace with baby badgers. The hamster will take on enough of the badger habits to think it is no longer a hamster and burrow and live underground etc etc, but retain enough of it's haster-like good looks to be like a mole - hey presto, hamster thinks it is mole.

5. cross-breed a trained midget with some velvet curtains.

5 things you like about rain

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. Cools you down on hot summer days.

2. Stopped us doing cross country at high school

3. Waters the garden for you

4. Without it we'd be living in a desert

5. When it rains clouds magically disappear and the sun comes out (eventually)

5 things you wish you'd done at the weekend

griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
1) got up and danced again
2) moved away from scary 24 year old
3) hugged that guy again
4) given him my number
5) kept his hoodie, so he would of had to ring me demanding it back, and meeting up

5 ways to enrich the soul

in state of metamorphosis


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
1. Dance
2. Sing
3. Eat
4. Read a great book
5. Eat some more

5 worst things to tell a small child

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. Santa Claus doesnt exist.
2. Nor does the Tooth Fairy
3. Summer holidays are cancelled and your going to have to stay at school.
4. The world has run out of sweets and the only food type left is vegetables.
5. That noise the ice cream truck makes is the noise it makes when its run out of ice cream.

5 things you shouldn't say on a date

andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
clean a toilet ( with a soon to be ex1s toothbrush)

scrub the grout in tiles

clean the hair out my trimmer

poke people

plastic weld



your five fave people in the whole world

It's smashing to be back x


pengwinoBRONZE Member
suitable for vegetarians
300 posts
Location: Leeds, UK


Posted:
that's a bit too hard so i am going to do my fave 5 people in the world right now instead of overall...

1. my poi guru nick
2. best friend kay
3. other best friend emily
4. mum
5. dad

5 things that should be in the olympics which are't

animals who are not penguins can only wish they were


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
1. A Daft Raft Race (prizes for best designs + most devious use of eggs)
2. Down Hill Rolling
3. Thumb Wars
4. Jelly Wrestling
5. Tiddlywinks (or is that already an olympic sport?) umm

5 ways to smuggle an elephant through customs without being caught...

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. Put a large rainmac on it and pretend its your gran



2. Paint it yellow with pink strips.. lets face it if you saw a yellow and pink elephant going through customs would you say anything?



3. Buy a very very very very very very very big suitcase... with wheels.



4. Put a lamp shade over its head and pretend its a decorative lamp shade.



5. Put it up your jumper.



5 of the very worst things that can get stuck inbetween your teeth
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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Elephant smuggling

1 Dress it up as your grandad and tell the customs people "its rude to stare. Haven't you ever seen the Elephant man?"
2 Hide it in a very large pocket in your trousers and remind it not to move.
3 Paint the elephant to look like a suitcase. Balance it on a skate board and pull it along by its tail.
4 Fill your elephant with helium and tie it to a string. Paint happy birthday on it and walk through customs thanking them all for wishing you a nice birthday.
5 Dip your elephant in a vat of pink paint. Once paint had dried put a nappy on it and squeeze it into a baby buggy. Walk cross legged through customs saying "Man he was a large baby. It took a snip and 36 hours of pushing and 54 stitched to get this one out" (Granted this will only really work for women or men that can pass as a woman. If you are big and butch I would advise you to stick to one of the first 4 methods.)

5 things you wish you had never said out loud!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
stuck in your teeth:

1. an elephant in a jumper
2. your best mate's mum
3. slow dissolving laxatives
4. joke shop ugly false teeth
5. a scorpion

5 things you wouldn't normally do with a hairbrush

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
5 of the worst things to get stuck between your teeth:

1 - Somebody elses pubic hair. Eurgh.
2 - A small piece of cat litter.
3 - A live frog.
4 - A ring.
5 - A lit fire wick.

Five things to do on holiday with people you don't like.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


FruleinFireotographer on Hiatus
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland


Posted:
1. (when in Venice) accidently push them into the canal (it's the city's sewage basically)
2. go into a museum (you don't have to stay together; plus I love museums)
3. (when in Italy) go into the Opera (same as 2. - you don't have to talk; very nice if you know that those people HATE opera.... )
4. (when in Spain, e.g. Mallorca) make them sing Karaoke (see. 2. and 3. plus they will be laughing stock for the night)
5. just leave them at the airport (but why would you go on holidays with people you don't like anyway - it's your HOLIDAY!??! wink )

5 things you want to do before you.... "pass away" ?

"I see," said the blind man.


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
1. see the northern lights
2. walk from john o' groats to land's end or vice versa.
3. stay in an underwater hotel
4. BASE jump down a really big hole in Mexico somewhere
5. live a little


5 pointless items you own?

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


pass_the_pigjourneyman
60 posts

Posted:
Argos catalogue
clogs
small birdy thing that dips then returns to original position (very entertaining btw)
If I had no feet, shoes ( felt that deserved to be in there)
chicken (since currently no1 in my house eats meat)

5 greatest chat-up lines *pen ready to take notes*

I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again


FruleinFireotographer on Hiatus
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland


Posted:
1. a rubber duck
2. condoms ubblol
3. loads of furniture (which are pointless at the moment because they are all crammed into my parents house in Germany)
4. an espresso maker (which I NEVER used)
5. sun screen (at the moment pointless in Ireland ubblol)

The 5 worst movies EVER!

"I see," said the blind man.


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
pointless items

1. Anything which is supposed to help me organize any part of my life. ubblol
2. Flower pots (I can't grow anything...except mold on food).
3. Clothes that I will never ever wear.
4. A whole box of magazines that I used to get when I was little (I think we still have really old copies of Highlights magazine, amazingly...those were great). cool
5. Probably a good half of all the stuff that currently resides in my room.

5 hottest people alive?

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


FruleinFireotographer on Hiatus
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland


Posted:
1. Brad Pitt (obviously)
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2. Colin Farrell
3. Jude Law
4. Ado-p ubblol (especially when on fire... wink )
5. Helena Christensen

Am still waiting for the 5 worst movies ever...

"I see," said the blind man.


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. And now your dead
2. Mortal Kombat
3. Power Rangers
4. Speed 2
5. Titanic

5 odd things you've found under your bed...

griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
under the bed...
book of hotels
old diary
candles
favourite lighter
monster-the one who keeps tickling me and taking half my socks

5 things permenantly in your bag

in state of metamorphosis


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