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elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
Simple.
One person suggests 5 things for the next person to name eg. 5 types of jam,
the next responds with the answer and follows with the next suggestion.

So...

5 things that make you laugh.

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
OMGWTFBBQ : Oh My goodness What the freakin BarBeQue?
SNAFU : Situation normal, all fouled up
BYOP : Bring your own poi
TANSTAAFL : There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
YMMV : Your Mileage May Vary

I wanted to work Emo Philips in there.... SO :

5 great comedians, or even medeocre ones.

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
Steve Martin
Richard Pryor
The bloke who plays Harold Bishop
Eddie Murphy
Victoria Wood

5 crap actors?

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Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
1. Helen Hunt (in the alien encounter film...)

2. The Rock (in everything!!!)

3. Ben Gately (In general)

4. Brad Pitt (Troy)

5. J-Lo (Gigli)
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----There are no opportunities, only problems----


SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
We need another list of 5 things, my flammable friend.... smile

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
i'll give one for him:

five reasons emo phillips is a cool guy

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
1. his name is Emo
2. he can pull off stripes
3. pageboy hair
4. he makes fun of religion
5. he lives in the same city as me

five reasons emo phillips should never be mentioned on HoP again?

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
1) i have no idea who he is
2) he reminds be too much of sesame street *shudder*
3) this is the only thread he could be talked about in and his role is now over
4) it leaves something to discuss face to face with HoPers
5) he makes fun of religion

5 most pointless things in existence

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Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
1)Submarine with a sunroof
2)Motorbike with air conditioning
3)left handed pencil
4)helicopter with ejector seat
5)wooden barbecue

i admit i got some help with that one lol

5 bestest inventions (whether already invented or not)

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
teleporting machine

a time machine for accurate weather reports

sliced bread

the burrito

stuff on strings to spin! yay!



And the most useless thing in the world is "nutrition facts" on a bottle of water.



5 things you should be doing right now

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
1) homework
2) revising
3) sleeping
4) planing world domination
5) hunting down everone who reads this as they now know im plotting world domination

5 stupidest ways to take over the world (go on be imaginative - along the lines of using rocket armed mindcontroled penguins to enter the worlds sewers...)

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shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
capture all the plants in the world and hold them in a holding-tank suspended from a real long cable where they float out in space, hanging out with the moon, and blackmail the world into giving me world dominion in exchange for air.

use a really big spatula to scrape off all the scum of the earth so you can be supremo scummo.

purchase all the sperm samples in all the sperm banks and give testicular cancer to all the males so they cant have children so that you have a monopoly on procreation.

let the world carry on the way its going and just make sure you survive the coming armageddon so you can perch atop the pyramid of power of all the destitute and powerless survivors of the annihilation of the earth-mind consciousness as we know it.

use rocket armed mindcontrolled penguins to enter the worlds sewers and block up everybodies toilets so there's lots of poos everywhere and people get really grossed out and for some strange reason come to you to ask you to take care of all their poo.


5 ways in which you can aid the elderly..

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
take the time to sit down and listen to their stories

hold their hand to comfort them when they are lonely

get the something that is on the top shelf of a shop as they cant reach

read them a sign that is a little too far away for them to read

make time for them



5 reasons people tend to neglect the elderly too often

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


wu weiSILVER Member
Member
48 posts
Location: Daegu, South Korea


Posted:
1. k-y.
2. with coaxing from the inside (but you have to get out of the way quite fast)
3. with the power of positive intentions
4. suck out all the moisture, the remaining dust should be easily sifted in
5. this one's complicated: invite the elephant over for a cocktail party, then spike its drink with a high dose of pepper. be sure the elephant is standing in front of your small object (you may need a funnel). when the elephant sneezes it should blow itself right back into the jar


5 people you'd like to brush with a soy/honey glaze and stir fry with cashews

Everyone can be divided into two groups: those who can be divided into two groups, and those who can't


hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
Kilroy Silk
Tony Blair
That man Bush
Darren Day spank
David Beckham

5 favourite countries in 2002's World Cup (not including yours)

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SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
Which world cup? I'll assume soccer / footy.

England
Brazil
Mexico (GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... LLLLLLLLLLL LOVE that announcer!)
Umm... I really don't know any of the teams. I admit it.

5 reasons I had to bump this thread? No, really, I'm not sure why I'm doing this...

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
You should have been proud of Brad Friedel's contribution
Challenge to think up 5 other countries that play "soccer"
GGGGOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!
Bored at work (that's my excuse)
wanted to save thread?

5 best reasons not to get a haircut

ah wah wah wah a wah wah


DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
Too lazy.
The only person you do not have to pay to do it is your mother.
That sounds really offensive.
Hair-jobs.
Already bald.

5 things to make us smile.

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hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
bank holidays
weekends
new toys
sunshine
the words "i've got some money for you"

5 days you'd like to re-live

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DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
The day I cheated on my ex.
The day I figured btb3bt.
The day of the Triffids.
The day worked up the courage to jump.
The day I got it all wrong.

5 reasons to be happy with the way things are.

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hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
i am alive
i have a ubblove bird
i am in good health
i have a job
I have friends who are into same things as me

5 reasons you should have stayed in bed this morning

ah wah wah wah a wah wah


DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
I spent too much time on HoP
The Area manager is visiting soon.
Sleeping rocks.
Can't hear the parrots upstairs.
Was dreaming of string.

5 craziest HoP Registered users?

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PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
AARRRGGHH!!!! it is dying... DYING!!!

i dont know enough HoPpers so im just going to make up another question...

5 dreams you have had in the last little while

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


skribleBRONZE Member
member
155 posts
Location: moston, manchester, England (UK)


Posted:
1) Lots of chocolate
2) fire poi on a biiiiiiiiiig ass beach
3) Money (cmon evry1 dreams of that stuff)
4) Falling thro the sky
5) The meaning of life (ok so i made that one up but hey i ran out of real dreams)

5 lies youve told

this apple juice is a bit milky isnt it?!


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
1. i didnt drink the last little bit of milk
2. how old i was
3. where i lived
4. i remembered locking the door on my way out (hoped i did, thought i did, but couldnt actually remember doing it)
5. i didnt notice that something didnt have a "sample" sticker on it, and wanted to try before i buyed... shop man didnt like it very much frown


5 reasons to have long fingernails

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hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
you never have to buy nail scissors again
you don't have to worry about getting the "biting" habit
Looks good
Makes you taller
helps you to see in the dark

5 favourite beaches

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PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
cabarita
araganu (sp?)
burleigh
double island
fraser island

(havnt left australia... and live on the east coast.. LOVE the beaches here!)

5 things that mean alot to you (physical or not)

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hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
air
skin
light
dark
sleep

5 numbers in a foreign language

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PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
yi
er
san
si
wu

5 things you know how to say in a second language (both what they are and translation)

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hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
Please - s'il vous plait
Thanks - Merci
Ferme la bouche - shut your mouth
good evening - bonsoir
un table pour quatre s'il vous plait - a table for 4, please

5 things you would like to do/say to the leader of your country

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PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
why?!?
is there a brain capable of thought in that head?
IDIOT!
*silence*
thank you for being such a wonderful f*ckwit and screwing up so many peoples lives.

5 people who make you angry

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


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