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elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
Simple.
One person suggests 5 things for the next person to name eg. 5 types of jam,
the next responds with the answer and follows with the next suggestion.

So...

5 things that make you laugh.

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
legs
bike
train
water
hovercraft

5 little things you can do to help save the earty

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
1. bike

2. bus

3. sail-boat

4. piggy-back

5. cat



edit: dam, beaten to it, um, i'll just say that i'm using all those methods of transportation because they're enviro-friendly



five ways to say "my pants are on fire" without using the words pants or fire
EDITED_BY: sparkey (1110745789)

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
1. recycle.
2. dont burn stuff.
3. dont use oil.
4. use solar panelling for energy.
5. dont use plastic stuff.


1. what i am wearing on my legs is hot and burning me.
2. these flames down here sure do make short work of the material covering them.
3. ouch! look!
4. my things are on thing.
5. when you play too much soccer and get out of breath, its like you've been sacked from work.


5 reasons why its so tricky to know who to answer when two people answer the same question...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
1. because you dont want to offend
2. you are a good boy and want to stick to the rules :P
3. you like to conform?
4. it takes more effort and more brain power to figure out which will be more easily answered
5. because it just is??

5 strangest scenes you have seen (in real life or tv/movie etc) in the last week

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
1) two human size caryons walking in to a bar
2) two human size crayons falling out of a bar ubblol seriously
3) two drunk devils stuck in a construction site
4) 20 odd boys and men dressed in drag and snowboarding/skiing and talking in high pitched voices (red nose day)
5) a guy dressed as the 'want that one' guy from little briton, which actually looked like a scary cross between him, timmy mallet and a young elton john umm

five things you never wish to see

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
1) My mum and my dad copulating eek
2) Nuclear Winter
3) Bush dictating the world (if it hasn't happened already...)
4) My mum and my Dad copulating eek eek
5) FRD fail his GCSE's


----There are no opportunities, only problems----


Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
oops soz...


the 5 funniest things you have ever seen


----There are no opportunities, only problems----


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
and er, whats the next 5 silly? tongue -edit- redface the tables have turned.



1) A guy bellyflopping off a highdive

2) All the family guy episodes

3) The garfield look-a-like at my school

4) People stepping on rakes

5) me falling over



5 things ud like with yummy yummy bang bangs.
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1110825432)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
yummy yummy bang bangs?? *scratches head in confusion*

seeings though i dont know what they are... i will presume that they are something tasty.. so to accompany i would want...

1. a certain man called todd
2. candlelight
3. plenty of chocolate
4. a nice glass of wine
5. lots of love ubblove

5 things yummy yummy bang bangs could be interpretted as if you have no idea what they are...

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
1. a very stylish fringe
2. tasty explosives
3. a distant relative of chitty chitty bang bang
4. chocolate flavoured body paint
5. a euphemism for intercourse

(disclaimer: 'yummy yummy bang bangs' is a word that my sister and i made up years ago for 'chocolate brownies', cos we thought the word 'brownies' sounded too american, i mentioned this in liquid bubblegums intro and POW! it's the new black)

5 coolest word you've made up (and their meaning if applicable)

PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
1. zazawa (zar-zar-wa),what did you say?)
2. haza geddawa (hazer gedd-ay-wa), excuse me? i didnt quite catch that..
3. ranage- (run-a-ge), happy or contented
4. squidge (like bridge), not sure if i made it up, but its not in the dictionary and i use it heaps- the happy feeling you get that makes you want to squeeze things in happiness and excitement. also the butterfly feeling you get when you are super happy
5. techno-bogan, cheating because i didnt make this one up... but same as neoladite- really cant deal well with technology.

the first few are actually from my own little language i made up a few years ago, i tend to ramble to myself in it and people cant tell what im talking about. some words stuck, such as the ones above.

on the subject of languages...

5 hardest languages to learn as a second language...

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
1. giraffe (who have no vocal cords)
2. watermelon (ever tried talking to a watermelon..?)
3. love (for some people, it's their first language...)
4. english (i found it rather easy, but then again, it's not my second language (well...))
5. selfless compassion

5 places you would shave yourself.

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
1. Legs
2. Arms so i dont burn the little ickly blonde hairs
3. uhh, face is i had any facial hair
4. eyebrows if i wnaed to paint them on
5.......you can guess.....

5 reasons why you would ask that question

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
1. inspiration
2. curiosity
3. perversity
4. research
5. boredom


5 favourite one line lyrics

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SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
1. today is the greatest day i've ever known
2. you're my butterfly
3. we are all made of stars
4. it's a beautiful day
5. you've been thunderstruck

5 countries you would love to visit

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
1. Israel
2. New Zealand
3. USA
4. Canada
5. Australia

I would like to add that I want to visit ALL countries, i'm just skint.

5 things that you found on HoP that made you go WOW!!! wow

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
1. pics
2. vids
3. the endless mindless chatter on forum boards!! smile
4. when my friend found me on HOP
5. the whole site

5 top scenes in movies that made you go "oh god!!"

Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: myco



(disclaimer: 'yummy yummy bang bangs' is a word that my sister and i made up years ago for 'chocolate brownies', cos we thought the word 'brownies' sounded too american, i mentioned this in liquid bubblegums intro and POW! it's the new black)

ubblol








1) yummy yummy bang bangs!

2)the amount of peeps goin falmouth

3)getting a PM biggrin

4)the diverse conversations from jus plain silly to completly wako

5) 'wow i spend far too much time on this site!'



five crazyiest peeps on HoP



*Oh, yummy yummy bang bangs

yummy yummy bang bangs we love you

and our yummy yummy bang bangs loves us to* ubbangel



:edit: damn missed it
EDITED_BY: liquid_bubblegum (1110891075)

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Now 5 really isnt enough, there are just too may craaaaaaazy peeps in here. Perhaps an easier Q would be to pick the 5 most sane ones................if in fact there are any at all ubbloco and as I certainly dont know of any - I cant answer the Q biggrin

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
i can answer 5 sanist people

janice
mortimer
james
fred
lucifer

unfortunatly only i can see these people as they all live with the purple pygmy elephants inside my mind

5 most impressive ways to fall over

back


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Good question!

1.Slip on a banana skin and fall on @rse!
2.Walk straight into something (lamp-posts are good) and fall straight over backwards rigidly
3.Run into a glass door, stay stuck to it for a second, then slowly slide down into a crumpled heap on the floor.
4.Front wheel on your bike locks (doesnt matter how) and you superman for a considerable number of meters (the more the beter obviously)
5.Simply trip.......and fall @rse ove tlt!

5 ways to skin a cat

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
1. tie it up to a lamppost and throw broken bottles at it.
2. use a cheese-grater.
3. with a potato-peeler.
4. using the latest state-of-the-art cat-skinning devices (available at all good supermarkets)
5. with a dog.


5 attributes usually considered to be "unfortunate" in human appearances

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


Dressed in BlackBRONZE Member
A Fire Inside
191 posts
Location: portsmouth and sometimes oxford, United Kingdom


Posted:
1. gingerness
2. man tits
3. women beards
4. chavvyness
5. limbs in the wrong places hehehe

5 ways to get back at my neighbours for stealing food outta my fridge!!

::: I LiKe pLeAsUrE sPiKeD wItH pAiN - MuSiC iS mY aErOpLaNe :::


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
1 set fire to their man breasts.
2 eat their cooked man breasts
3 drive your bulldozer over their man breasts and through their lounge and into their fishtank
4 steal food outta their fridge
5 play red hot chili peppers (one hot minute) at 3am in the morning really loudly down their ears


5 different types of primate.

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


ImmortalAngelSILVER Member
Scientist!
578 posts
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
1. Gorilla
2. Monkey
3. Orang-u-tang
4. Lemur
5. Bushbaby (not sure what the scientific name is for this one, but they are incredibly cute looking).

5 types of pasta.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
1. fettucini
2. spaghetti
3. lasagne
4. angel hair
5. penne

5 favourite crystals

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


ImmortalAngelSILVER Member
Scientist!
578 posts
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
This one brings back memories of hanging out by the crystal booth at my ren fets biggrin

1 Smoky Quartz
2 Aquamarine (My birthstone)
3 Diamond (My zodiac's sign stone)
4 Amethyst (I went to a mine, still have a bunch that I mined my self biggrin )
5 Ruby?

5 favorite types of wood biggrin

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
1. sandlewood
2. rosewood
3. cedar
4. camphalaurel
5. oak

(i could probably give you 30 off the top of my head- how sad is that!)

5 favourite essential oils

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shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
1 ylang ylang
2 sandlewood
3 vanilla
4 lime
5 bergamont


5 favourite phases.

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
1. i love you
2. you get that
3. its all good
4. todd william stewart
5. dont forget to smile


5 ways to make yourself feel better when you are feeling censored

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


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