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Airsick Mothmember
26 posts

Posted:
Alright, what do you think is better than sex? See how long this post goes for... and my input:

Better than sex - a cigarette, thats why you always have one afterwards to make up for the dissapointment

earthdreamermember
116 posts
Location: NSW, Australia


Posted:
one way ticket to Denver an i am there, but i am a terrorist now and you may just have to come to me,

SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
Ah, if only you'd mentioned that before I blew all my money on a trip to SanFrancisco

Isn't it funny how in the course of a few months 'Acrivists' and now branded as 'Terrorists'. Of course now that you mention it if I leave I may not be able to get back in the country. I'm shure the FBI has quite the file on me for all the protesting I have done over the years.

Jesus helps me trick people.


SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
How much does a plane ticket from Oz to Denver cost anyway?

Jesus helps me trick people.


earthdreamermember
116 posts
Location: NSW, Australia


Posted:
i don't know maybe a couple of thousand....save up and come to new zealand next year...

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
DFQ - U R SOOOOOOOOO asking for a spanking.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
An' it took you THIS long to realize!?


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xxx

Az abouve, So below...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
That sounds like a dare 2 me - xx
I'll have to bring my 8 foot wide spanking glove along with me next time.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
it would appear that there isn't anything actually better than sex or sex-related things...

oh well, like i said, we seem to haev all been taking drugs in the water lately anyway...

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
Better than sex....lot's of things....

I am with the making love mindset...definate there. In the blue blackness of night, with the moon gleeming brightly, sounds of a breeze rustling through the trees, the cool winds touching our bodies which collapse against one another in a tired fullfilment....yup...lots better....
Seeing the twinkle in my man's eyes when he tells me he loves me and that I am beautiful, and the feeling that rustles in my tummy that lets me know he means it.
When my son and I share a really good silly laugh, and when he hugs me tightly and tells me I am the most beautiful mommy.
The adrenaline of a good show or the rush of completing and amazing story.
Slow, balmy quiet nights where PWB and I simply languish in one another's company, not touching but fully enjoying.
Watching the animals and plants that I am rehabilitating flourish under my care....

Sex is empty.
Life and love are passion filled experiences that should be savoured, that should linger on the senses and not just kick around as a faded memory somewhere in my mind.
I guess then that any moment well spent and passionately lived is better than sex to me!
Nice topic!

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
What about the feeling of just being with the person you love... walking hand in hand down a sandy beach, sitting on a park bench, laying on top of your car roof to watch the sunset... all these feelings can be better than sex. Now I know alot of people would be surpised by me saying this... being the sexy sexy piece of meat I am... but, I went eight months in my last relationship without it, and we became bestfriends first... but sometimes... sex can destroy a beutiful thing.

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I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
yay, back on topic !!!!

and whether or not i've mentioned this before, i think it bears mentioning again...

b/c one of the best times i have ever had was with a guy we were just being close... it was nice... physical touch doesn't have to be sex per se, sometimes, like you said, holding hands, or carressing someone else's hand...

anyway....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Airsick Mothmember
26 posts

Posted:
Better than sex, and nutella icecream or nutella bodypaint and fuffanella etc etc etc

Newly hot ironed socks on freezing cold feet (sorry its winter down here)

and dont forget DRAGON BALL Z

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sorry to dredge this one up but.......

Turning a backwards behing the back weave into a forwards behind the back weave for the first time.

Yay me..........

(More luck than judgement but I'll fucking have it soon - )

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
I'm shocked and appalled that after 2 pages none of you, NONE OF YOU!!!! picked up on this...

quote:
Originally posted by Spiral:
...sex is just physical, and in my opinion not worth the hassle, but making love on the other hand...
Making love on the other hand ?! Is this like a threesome or just posh for spanking the monkey?

C'mon guys, that one was handed to you on a plate. I remember the days when people would be shot for missing that kind of innuendo

Cuh! I'm despair sometimes I really do!

[ 03 August 2002, 03:16: Message edited by: Durbs ]

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Spinner of poi
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Zeekmember
14 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Being in love is better than sex.

When life gives you lemons,make lemonade!!


DJ DantanaBRONZE Member
veteran
1,495 posts
Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA


Posted:
I always thought doing the splits was better. Of course that was back when I could do the splits, but couldn't get a woman...

Watching stuff explode

shooting fully automatic M16s

Flying an F16 down a frieght train tunnel in a mountain....(or driving the highway 75 construction zone in Dallas Texas at 70 MPH next to a semitruck, close to same thing )

Am I an Adrenaline Junky or WHAT?!?!?

Swinging fire isn't better than sex, but it can get you some

we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!


SorchaTheFlamingmember
235 posts
Location: Calgary alberta Canada


Posted:
sex is deffinatly aqquired..
things id rather do thatn have sex:
1. burn things.
2. roll in the ashes.
3. break into kiddie pools and go swimming
4. causeing general mayhem that resides on the grey area of the law...


sex can cause
1. babies
2. emotional strife
3. hidious inadequacy problems..

in conclusion.. i like ice cream.. kissing is more fun anyhow

Teach tolerance, not competition.
Send food, not bombs.


Moonfireo22member
26 posts
Location: Queens, New York (In a little town that noone's ev...


Posted:
Like it's been said better things then sex are "making love" and the beginning of a new relationship.... But sex has to do when one is backed-up.

Even Though Sorrow Is Just A Step Away, Live Life To The Fullest And Cry Another Day.


LapaireSILVER Member
member
36 posts
Location: Hadley, MA, USA


Posted:
I think that just about anything can be better than sex if you're in the right frame of mind, including, but not limited to full moon parties, hanging around in the dark, or speeding.

Heh. What a cop out...

..On the other hand sex isn't half bad either, especially if you can do that tantric 3-day orgasm stuff
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(Still working on that one)

When there is no place that you have decided to call your own then no matter where you go you are always heading home -Soseki


FireFly Guymember
49 posts
Location: Dunedin


Posted:
Everyone, even SmallBoy, Don't get up by the way.

Sex is not a long term feeling. Just being with the one you love is the best feeling there is, although sex can enhance the experience it is not with you 24:7 like love is. Next best thing, a hug when you really need one. Ahhhh... the small things in life (take note SmallBoy, good thing may indeed come in small packages.... but so does poison).
What in all things fluffy is FLUFF?????
Nutella is pretty damned good but this fluff that is supposed to make it better... Tell me more.
Fire, Rug, Socks, Mind altering Bits'n'Pieces, Nutella Icecream??...have all you people come to take me to the great big Rave in the sky? You have all described my idea of BLISS, FireFly Guy is now almost complete, Thanks you guys.

Signing out for now

For those of you who dig Quotes: be true, be real, be a cool cat and your fire shall burn bright through all of your experiences in life and in death


DioHoP Mechanical Engineer
729 posts
Location: OK, USA


Posted:
I'm with Sorcha - sex comes with too many risks attached, worse than a simple little burn or hurt pride. When relationships end, the things I remember aren't the physical things we did, but the unique and unusual events we shared together. Anyone else remember those special times with a lot more clarity than the private moments in relationships past?

Maybe I'm just a sentimental nut

What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.


Moonfireo22member
26 posts
Location: Queens, New York (In a little town that noone's ev...


Posted:
Oh Brody, your gonna make me cry but your so right...call me a Hopeless Romantic though...although i remember the private moments as well as the great times in the relationship.

Even Though Sorrow Is Just A Step Away, Live Life To The Fullest And Cry Another Day.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Which little town (that no one's ever heard of) do you come from?

Meh


SorchaTheFlamingmember
235 posts
Location: Calgary alberta Canada


Posted:
woohoo!
someone understood my meaning..
my last point was a little vauge as there was someone reading over my shoulder but i couldnt leave it.. oh no.

I've found that doing those spiratic. "didnt know we were gonna go swimming in that wading pool"
were much more enjoyable that sex.
although it IS different for everyone. for some people sex is fun and casual. for others is scary and the cause of much grief.
I havent had an overly good run around with guys in the first place. after being cheated on, beat up and raped. it kinda doesnt leave much for magic. ((i really dont mean this to sound like im a stupid whining girl))
Its when things like that happen that make you forget how some people can be genuine and free sprited. and not think about how to get your pants off. and are just content to do whatever

or maybe i just pick stupid guys..

i would much prefer know that the person loved me and was in love with me, than have sex and him not.

Teach tolerance, not competition.
Send food, not bombs.


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Scorcha, my feelings are with you - you seem like a very warm and caring person and what has happened in the past must have left a very big emotional scar behiend *Hugs*

Dont let it put you off completely though there are plenty of nice guys out there and I am sure you will find the right person

I completely agree with your views though, sex is just a very small part in any relationship. Every moment that you spend with someone that you really care for is so prescious (sp? sorry I have been up most of the night and its now 8 am!) and it is once these relationships develop and sex becomes a part of the sharing of the relationship, that it is no longer just sex but love making

I wish you all the best in future relationships,

Mark P

SorchaTheFlamingmember
235 posts
Location: Calgary alberta Canada


Posted:
Thanks.. its ok really
i was merely making a point.
i appreciate the compliment ((yay im caring!!))

Teach tolerance, not competition.
Send food, not bombs.


Moonfireo22member
26 posts
Location: Queens, New York (In a little town that noone's ev...


Posted:
Actually it's a small town that noone's heard of but it is next to a town that has a song named for it...wierd..Actually i live in Broad Channel but is it next to Rockaway Beach which i believe is a Beach Boys song. and heartbreak sucks...broke-up about 2 months ago

Even Though Sorrow Is Just A Step Away, Live Life To The Fullest And Cry Another Day.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
You're right. I ve never heard of it. But i've never heard the beachboys song about the next town either.

My heart is fine. I'm very, very, much in love. . . . you may have noticed the flirting.

Meh


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You guys are on to something. I remember the day I got into medical school. The phone call at 7:30 in the morning...and with a cosmic *click* my entire future slid into place.

I was walking on air the rest of the day. Nothing could get me down. I was grinning, telling everyone who would listen...I was so happy, I can't even describe it.

What's an orgasm compared to that? You parents out there...what's an orgasm compared to the feeling of holding your child for the first time?

Sex may be the most physically pleasurable thing there is, and, believe me, I've had some great sex in my life, but when compared tothe pleasures of the mind, the pleasures of the body are unimpressive.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
a love, not necessarily involving sex, is a great beautifier and can give focus direction to an uncertain life, but you must know that all things that are created end. that is not to say that love should be treated lightly - definitely not!
just that you must

hold on tightly
but let go lightly

heartbreak is a deep sorrow, but you must temper yourself with the nature of existence:
all things are impermanent.
do not be sad because it was impermanent,
it is unavoidable truth of the universe.
however you are sad only becuase you wanted it to be permanent.

i hope you are happy

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


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