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198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
Ok poi peeps at this moment in time I need rolf harris or some mad old bee keeper. A nest of wasps has invaded the laudry room at work and i'm bloody scared! Twenty minutes ago they wernt there then i open the door and theres s**t loads of the lil B*****Ds flying at me and they're going mad for the strip light? What the hell is going on? I need to get in that godamn room and get my undies out the drier before the morning staff get here and yet again I'm caught in the act doing everything but what i should be! Can any one shed any light on what the hell they are after and i get them to go away? Everytime i open the door they are going wild and I'm bloody petrified of em i had a nasty wasp sting as a kid and i'm tramatised for life! HELP ME!!!!!
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
woah - no advice excpet dont go in there
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Bees hate smoke,
so just go to the staff room and cook as bad as i do.
you crazy hippy chick
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Mushroom Fueled Frenzy
139 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA, USA
they might just want to dance... bees have to dance sometimes you know
::::does a little monkey man dance::::
You'll understand when you see his dancing feet
errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
well they can dance on their own graves cos the lil b*****ds are all dead in the light now. That'll teach them
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Maybe they had ants in their pants
glad to hear all is ok!
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
may they find better peace in their next incarnation.
samsara is crazy, and so are yoo, hippy chick!
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veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
Grab a whole can of fly spray open the door a crack....spray...spray...spray....until the can is empty then run for your life!!!!!
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1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
so tell us...... what were your undies doing in the dryer at work????
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
you don't wanna know. She's the sort that'd worry ya if you found out!!
How did you kill em Leisa? I hope you don't bring them round later I have morbid fear of wasps. Bees are cool, wasps are hairs that have fallen from satans srotum! It's true you know!
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1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
i do wanna know. this is bound to be amusing.... come on, out with it......
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Poi-tato
183 posts
Location: Iceberg 319, Canada
wait till late at night cover urself in camo paint that way theyll be blinded by the night and wont see u in youre camo gear then sneak up to them with ur smoker and viciously drill it into their nest and as they run about screaming to save the queen you can pour poison all over them and laugh sardonically as they wither and die
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potato's.
errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
wasps are evil! most of them died in the light the others disappeared! Sounds that ridiculous youd think id made it up!!! What were my undies doing in the dryer at work??? well that wud be telling
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
You probably wet yourself thinking about how great it is to live so close to me
Let's relight this forum
errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
hahaha!!! dunc i think i see less of ya now than i did when i lived futher away!
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
It's all about the quality not the quantity
Let's relight this forum
errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
all 5" of it hey baby
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
Dirty... ahh... I thought it said Thetford, that's why I got confused!!!!
(Make Bug a wasp sandwich)
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
wow youse got all bugpowderdusty!
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