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fireboyAn angry young man with a passon for metal
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia

well i know there are some french people on this site.
well i am going to france and i want to learn these frazes
1) you fucking idiot. (i wanna say it my brother 24/7)
2) christ here we go again
3) I didn't ask for fries wench
4)oh crap
5) Hello me give you 5 uro dollar me give you head (kidding)


<<SINister miNISister>>
remeber kids jesus slaves

121 posts
Location: Brisbane QLD Australia

Hmm talk to Cass. You might want to throw please and thankyou onto that list also.

Simply an excuse to play with fire.

Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !

Thank you = merci

please = s'il vous plait

I'm so sorry I happen to be such a rude tourist = je suis désolé d'etre un touriste si mal poli

I used to have a guidebook of "how to be rude and offense people" in 5 different languages in various precise travelling situations, you might want to look for that guide' probably published around 1996, it's hilarious (allthough I would not advise you to try it "live" without proper running / escaping training first )

shine on

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

TwirlyVicnorthern monkey
235 posts

When i lived in france, i had this book called "Baise Toi" and it was the funniest thing! Told you how to say things like "i think you look that a fat cow on heat in that dress" and other delightful tidbits.

can i remember any of the french?

Hell no...

vic xx

ex-hop-aholic, now inconsistent lurker...

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