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fireboyAn angry young man with a passon for metal
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia


Posted:
well i know there are some french people on this site.
well i am going to france and i want to learn these frazes
1) you fucking idiot. (i wanna say it my brother 24/7)
2) christ here we go again
3) I didn't ask for fries wench
4)oh crap
5) Hello me give you 5 uro dollar me give you head (kidding)
6)NO IM NOT A FUCKING TOURIST

Fireboy

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Twirl'N'BurnBooojakasha
121 posts
Location: Brisbane QLD Australia


Posted:
Hmm talk to Cass. You might want to throw please and thankyou onto that list also.

Simply an excuse to play with fire.


Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
...?

CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
Thank you = merci

please = s'il vous plait

I'm so sorry I happen to be such a rude tourist = je suis désolé d'etre un touriste si mal poli

I used to have a guidebook of "how to be rude and offense people" in 5 different languages in various precise travelling situations, you might want to look for that guide' probably published around 1996, it's hilarious (allthough I would not advise you to try it "live" without proper running / escaping training first )

shine on
Cassandra

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


TwirlyVicnorthern monkey
235 posts

Posted:
When i lived in france, i had this book called "Baise Toi" and it was the funniest thing! Told you how to say things like "i think you look that a fat cow on heat in that dress" and other delightful tidbits.

can i remember any of the french?

Hell no...

vic xx

ex-hop-aholic, now inconsistent lurker...



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