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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Name:

Henry Eaton... Henas for those that love me (better be everyone or I'll just sulk) wink



Location:

London/Tisbury/Greenwich University



Hometown:

London/Tisbury



DOB:

29/3/89



Age:

18



Sex:

Yes please *groan* Male, can ya tell? tongue



Occupation(s):

Student. Wannabe Hobo/Bum/Lazy Git



Favorite Food(s):

Most things



Favorite Color(s):

Blue/Black



Toys:

Staff. It rocks. None shall tell me otherwise. Those who do shall be ignored



Hobbies other than the obvious:

Surfing. It da bomb



Education:

Got me a handful of GCSEs, AS and A levels. I'm currently studying Philosophy with Creative Writing at Greenwich University.



Favorite Book(s):

Anything by Terry Pratchett



Favorite Movie(s):

The Die Hard Trilogy, Con Air, Zatoichi.



Favorite TV show(s):

Scrubs, Family Guy, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, South Park.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up)

Profesional Staffer would be nice. I really, really want to own a surf shop down in Cornwall too. That'd be ace.



Journalism interests me a little bit, as does being a novelist.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers:

Hard to say really... I can tell you my favourite genres though. Punk Rock, Rock, Metal and Grunge. Wooo! XD



Favorie ice cream flavor(s):

I love all!



What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow?

An african swallow or a european swallow?



Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why?

A Star Destroyer. Seriously. They'd get all up Godzilla's ass just like they did to the Rebels on Hoth. I dunno why the call it Hoth. They should call it Coldth.



Do you think these pants make my butt look too big?

Dunno... let me look. Turn around, touch yer toes.



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.)

Nutella. Marmite is petrol. fact.



-edit- Just updated it to go by the template. I'm a good boy, see? biggrin



-re-edit- updated it again. smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
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lol tongue

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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And there was me expecting only 3 new posts whiles I was away biggrin

The guy doesn't need what for. I gave him that already wink

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Field day was truly awesome biggrin Rain sucked a little bit, but a little rain never killed anyone.

So yes... all in all a good two days of field excersize. And army rations are just the total sex ubblove biggrin

Yay! Kyle is in my thread!

...bout time too! wink

*eats some pizza*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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But you're in here most of the time (and probably the only one too). Kyle is a more rare species in here.

But I aprecciate your presence all the time anyways biggrin hug

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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I ubblove fajitas. The spicey kind. Pure-loveliness. In a wrap.

Mexicans may be lazy, but they're great cooks biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i want to go to field and i want to fight tis no far boys get all the fun frown

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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The fight was hardly fun. Though the adrenalin kick sure did rock biggrin



But the field excersises did kick ass. Lots of running around, shooting rifles and cutting down the marines' bashers (Ponchos made into tenty type things) *evil grin*
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
thats very good. i shall follow your legion. (you do have dont you pigeon?)

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
yay *runs around screaming i am in pigeons legion*

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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*bit confused*

Wha?

On another note: Claire, when and where and why and, most importantly, fun?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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No butter this time eh?

Fair do's...

I'll stroke your ego. Just this once though, ok? tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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The more the merrier biggrin

eek Wait, you have to earn them now!?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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I give hugs to whoever wants 'em biggrin

*does the "I had to crawl through three feet of stinging nettles to ambush a target all stealth like and I can't scratch 'cos it'll make things worse" dance*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
*wanders over*

*poke*

are you on msn anytime?

*falls alseep*

ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz....

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Only on weekends. frown

But come friday till tuesday of next next week I'll be on. smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Right. Half term tommorow.

Two words: Freakin' sahweet! biggrin

And I feel like buying a new staff. One staff (kindly recomended by simian) that catches my fancy is the gorgeous triple wick staff. And I'm going to go buy one. Tommorow. Words cannot express my joy biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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I'll see what I can do.

I've just been told that after half term, this site will be banned by websense.

Which sucks.

But it also has some positive pointers.

In all seriousness, it may be possible that I have an addiction. An addiction that is costing me my education. I'm doing *terribly* in physics, and I need the time that I spend on HoP to catch up.

So chances are I'll only be around weekends.

But all is not lost. I have vodka, and by christ I'm gonaa drink it like there's no tomorow biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
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Posted:
LOOK I'M POSTING IN YOUR INTRO THREAD!!!!
hug for you sexy bum

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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*drinks vodka*

Sexy bum eh?

And what are you basing that on, eh?

wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
well its the only bit we can bear to look at tongue

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Too hungover to think of a decent response.

Merh.... erm... Go shove it up your arse sam.

tongue

wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
lol you want me to shove your arse my arse?

is that possible? tongue

silly frd ubbloco

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Course its possible.

You'd just need a lot of lube and a snooker queue. wink

*nurses headache*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


BumfroIts a bum with an afro...
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW


Posted:
hmmm...
i possibly came in at the wrong time..
*hurries out*

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
phone, text, mail.

Whatevers good smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
hmmm might get signal but theres a lot of my arse for it to get through tongue

maybe a LAN connection? tongue

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Erm.... que?

In other news, I got mes a triple wicked staff. Boooooya!

And a very pretty solid copper zippo lighter. Cost me £50. But it looks so damn sahweet biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
cooool smile

cant wait to see the burny goodness

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biggrin

I cant wait either. I devirginise it tommorow biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
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Posted:
We're gonna need pictures and maybe video. For those of us unfortunate enough to not live near clap ham

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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This new staff..... its just.... well, its just freakin' awesome.

Oh wow I'm well and truly in love. The grip sucks (working on fixing it with some nice leather biggrin ), but the burnoffs..... sooooo big, and hot. Just the way they should be.

Its nice and heavy, and contact feels sooooo sexy with it.

Doug's mate has a few pictures. I'll nag Doug to send 'em to me.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


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