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Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
Name: konsti
Location: Vienna, Austria
Hometown: Vienna, Moscow
DOB: 15.04.85
Age:20
Sex:M
Occupation(s): student
Toys: staff, a sorry attempt at poi, juggling
Hobbies other than the obvious: photography, psytrance
Education: yes, please
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): cookie, watermelon, hazelnut
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?- peanut butter and jelly, goddamit
just feel free to talk to me....
Name: konsti
Location: Vienna, Austria
Hometown: Vienna, Moscow
DOB: 15.04.85
Age:20
Sex:M
Occupation(s): student
Toys: staff, a sorry attempt at poi, juggling
Hobbies other than the obvious: photography, psytrance
Education: yes, please
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): cookie, watermelon, hazelnut
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?- peanut butter and jelly, goddamit
just feel free to talk to me....
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
yay
What a great bithday that begins with the delivery of some new and spangly aerotech toys.
cant wait to come to london and show off.
First im gonna go see Skazi here on sunday to party-test my toys. people were impressed with me juggling samballs at the last one i went to, and im not even half as good as any juggler in england.
well i just found out that my good friend and bartender at my favourite place to get paraleticly drunk and then puke behind the bar, got fired because of giving out free drinks to us. Which is complete bullshit. She would give us maybe one round of cheap shots for free, and in return we usually empty a keg and consume most of the top shelf at the bar. hooooray for cheap drinks.
my theory is that the owners got sick of being a hang out for wasted international kids in vienna and prefer old drunk men who stand alone at the bar without saying a word for most of the night and stare at the girls from our crowd. ´WE kept the bar alive over the summer (its true, i actually saw the numbers) not the old men. On my 18th birthday i spent 500 pounds there and so did many more of my friends. WE make the bar a fun spot to drink. its OUR bar.......
well thats the reason they fired her, because she is friends with us and encourages us to go there, so she can have a better time at work and gets distracted from the creepy old men. NOW they think we wont go there anymore. well on friday night my friend has her last nite of work. and i will celebrate my 19th there. that place is going to be reduced to rubble.
hehehe
yay
What a great bithday that begins with the delivery of some new and spangly aerotech toys.
cant wait to come to london and show off.
First im gonna go see Skazi here on sunday to party-test my toys. people were impressed with me juggling samballs at the last one i went to, and im not even half as good as any juggler in england.
well i just found out that my good friend and bartender at my favourite place to get paraleticly drunk and then puke behind the bar, got fired because of giving out free drinks to us. Which is complete bullshit. She would give us maybe one round of cheap shots for free, and in return we usually empty a keg and consume most of the top shelf at the bar. hooooray for cheap drinks.
my theory is that the owners got sick of being a hang out for wasted international kids in vienna and prefer old drunk men who stand alone at the bar without saying a word for most of the night and stare at the girls from our crowd. ´WE kept the bar alive over the summer (its true, i actually saw the numbers) not the old men. On my 18th birthday i spent 500 pounds there and so did many more of my friends. WE make the bar a fun spot to drink. its OUR bar.......
well thats the reason they fired her, because she is friends with us and encourages us to go there, so she can have a better time at work and gets distracted from the creepy old men. NOW they think we wont go there anymore. well on friday night my friend has her last nite of work. and i will celebrate my 19th there. that place is going to be reduced to rubble.
hehehe
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Go for it mate.
Wreck it as I would
and have a pint or 4 pour moi.
I cant wait for you to come back either...
hang on..that wouold then be 12 balls and 2 sticks to play about with ...right?
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K4
J3
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12??
Go for it mate.
Wreck it as I would
and have a pint or 4 pour moi.
I cant wait for you to come back either...
hang on..that wouold then be 12 balls and 2 sticks to play about with ...right?
E5
K4
J3
==
12??
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
*Konsti is currently underneath a table with 2 beautiful blonde sweedish twins. He will be taking them home with him and giving them both a dam good seeing to. Please leave a message after the beep and Konsti will get back to you as soon as the room has stopped spinning and his poo is solid state again.*
Thank you.
*Konsti is currently underneath a table with 2 beautiful blonde sweedish twins. He will be taking them home with him and giving them both a dam good seeing to. Please leave a message after the beep and Konsti will get back to you as soon as the room has stopped spinning and his poo is solid state again.*
Thank you.
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
i think i have the hangover from hell. I dont remember how i got home. and who the f1ck puked on my balcony?
im coming tuesday, jon sorry i thought i was coming on thursday, but at least we can go to spitz that day
i think i have the hangover from hell. I dont remember how i got home. and who the f1ck puked on my balcony?
im coming tuesday, jon sorry i thought i was coming on thursday, but at least we can go to spitz that day
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!
what time?
WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!
what time?
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
i dont know exactly but i suspect that i should be in london between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.
i dont know exactly but i suspect that i should be in london between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
wow.
2 and 4.
what wonderful numbers.
I dont suppose this picture will help your fragile head much will it?
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wow.
2 and 4.
what wonderful numbers.
I dont suppose this picture will help your fragile head much will it?
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Posted:
heyyyy konsti! whats up? Just so u know, u got home in a cab with me and elliotts girlfriend. eheheh.... oh and the puke was most probably ur own .....
I just logged on to HoP, thought it would be easier to keep in touch through this forum.
Either way, hope u enjoy ur time in london.... but i also hope that u remember some of it....
heyyyy konsti! whats up? Just so u know, u got home in a cab with me and elliotts girlfriend. eheheh.... oh and the puke was most probably ur own .....
I just logged on to HoP, thought it would be easier to keep in touch through this forum.
Either way, hope u enjoy ur time in london.... but i also hope that u remember some of it....
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
nice one dude, nice to see u here.
grab urself tea biscuits and a sliff and meet all the chilled ppl here
nice one dude, nice to see u here.
grab urself tea biscuits and a sliff and meet all the chilled ppl here
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
*puts his hand up*
Im all chilled out!
erm.. Konsti..we really should go outside today..
Its lovely weather...
oh..and Skin up.
I feel a juggle in teh sun coming on..
*puts his hand up*
Im all chilled out!
erm.. Konsti..we really should go outside today..
Its lovely weather...
oh..and Skin up.
I feel a juggle in teh sun coming on..
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Allright sunshine - hows tricks? Gave Bex your CD to give you Tues - forgot to ask if she passed it on to you!
See you tomorrow
Allright sunshine - hows tricks? Gave Bex your CD to give you Tues - forgot to ask if she passed it on to you!
See you tomorrow
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
im fine, cheers
bex gave me the cd. Thanks a lot
see u tomorrow
im fine, cheers
bex gave me the cd. Thanks a lot
see u tomorrow
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
The Mothman Cometh...
The Mothman Cometh...
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
so why did u write this above my bed?
Quote:
The Mothman Cometh...
so why did u write this above my bed?
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
he wrote it abouve you bed, cos he is a very scary child, and when you are hovering above someone nakid at nightwhile they sleep, it gets a bit boring, like who ever wrote knosti on ur leg!
i swear that was you man!
he wrote it abouve you bed, cos he is a very scary child, and when you are hovering above someone nakid at nightwhile they sleep, it gets a bit boring, like who ever wrote knosti on ur leg!
i swear that was you man!
Step (el-nombrie)
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big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
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so why did u write this above my bed?
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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
jon actually has a set of keys for my house......
i dont care who wrote it, it was valentines (or S.A.D) day and i was happy to pass out like the village drunkard instead of lying there awake.
Quote:
when you are hovering above someone nakid at nightwhile they sleep, it gets a bit boring
jon actually has a set of keys for my house......
Quote:
who ever wrote konsti on ur leg!
i dont care who wrote it, it was valentines (or S.A.D) day and i was happy to pass out like the village drunkard instead of lying there awake.
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
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Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
OI! coleman
im scared now.............. 
OI! coleman
im scared now..............
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
hmm jon a set of keys to your house, and you asleep...
as me dad used to say lets get cracking with the nacking!!!
and hmm you did pass out in a rather spectacular way man, cant wait to see it again at ur house warming party
hmm jon a set of keys to your house, and you asleep...
as me dad used to say lets get cracking with the nacking!!!
and hmm you did pass out in a rather spectacular way man, cant wait to see it again at ur house warming party
Step (el-nombrie)
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
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Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
well
i always knew that jon is fancying me. but this going a bit far:
is that all u see in me jon?
just another piece of booty?
well
i always knew that jon is fancying me. but this going a bit far:
Quote:
cored anus
is that all u see in me jon?
just another piece of booty?
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
yes Konsti.
All I want you for is to hopefully, one day, core your anus.
yes Konsti.
All I want you for is to hopefully, one day, core your anus.
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not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Posted:
like an apple corer?
Quote:do you need a special anal coring tool?
yes Konsti.
All I want you for is to hopefully, one day, core your anus.
like an apple corer?
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
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Posted:
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi konsti, i need your help with a matter, get in touch.
love leeeeeky
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi konsti, i need your help with a matter, get in touch.
love leeeeeky
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
so since you are becoming an underwear model...are you going to be like this one...
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?
or more like this one....
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?
so since you are becoming an underwear model...are you going to be like this one...
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?
or more like this one....
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?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
well becoming an underwear model is the final goal, now ill just try and get my lazy butt in shape. i bet many ppl are laughing at my ambitions right now, especially those who have met me and know what a lazy bum i am. BUT One day u ppl are gonna leave work, and me and my crotch are gonna stare at you from a building-size poster.
*insert evil laugh here*
well becoming an underwear model is the final goal, now ill just try and get my lazy butt in shape. i bet many ppl are laughing at my ambitions right now, especially those who have met me and know what a lazy bum i am. BUT One day u ppl are gonna leave work, and me and my crotch are gonna stare at you from a building-size poster.
*insert evil laugh here*
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
*tries desperatly to remove the mental picure in his mind*
Whats your address matey?
*tries desperatly to remove the mental picure in his mind*
Whats your address matey?
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Location: Romania
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Location: Romania
Posted:
to become am underwater model can be quite hard, but if u really belive it,....,than u're a beliver.
but why underwater?
now about cored anuses, that's gotta hurt, man!
k. that's it for know. u'll hear from me again when i'll be in the mood to writte. bye
to become am underwater model can be quite hard, but if u really belive it,....,than u're a beliver.
but why underwater?
now about cored anuses, that's gotta hurt, man!
k. that's it for know. u'll hear from me again when i'll be in the mood to writte. bye
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
erm... i think it was an underwear model.. not an underwater model....
Then again.... Konsti does have an un-natural grace about him when he swims.
May be a possible oppurtunity for you my friend!
erm... i think it was an underwear model.. not an underwater model....
Then again.... Konsti does have an un-natural grace about him when he swims.
May be a possible oppurtunity for you my friend!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
konsti and grace hmmmmmmm....
well if grace says yes, then im sure knosti will go out with her!
konsti and grace hmmmmmmm....
well if grace says yes, then im sure knosti will go out with her!
Step (el-nombrie)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
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