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Location: England
Another discussion title got me thinking....Being that I'm studying theology I was just kinda wondering - If you could ask God one quetion what would it be? I know, odd question, but once again, Just curious!e*
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Location: Bentley Alberta Canada
why does my internet always connect when im 90% done a HOP video download¿------------------Just a Thought... Ignore it if you wish...
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
*bump*
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
i would ask him if he fancied a spliff...
or
where do babies REALLY come from
or
if incest is the biggest sin in the bible.,.....we started with adam and eve...then they ate some ice cream...and begat cain and able and then...um..then...ahhh...ooh.. cain and able had ice cream with their mum? thats rather a large sin...
or
why is there suffering
or
what is the point of mosquitoes?
or cabbages for that matter....they suck...
3,149 posts
Location: London
I'd ask him
If you wanted us to believe in you then why did you create a universe thats totally internally consistent and therefore gives us no direct evidence for your existence?
and then I'd kick him in the shins and blame it on the holy spirit
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
216 posts
Location: Chester, Cheshire.
"Errr, is that really the best you could do?"
Or
"What would be the best question for me to ask?" promptly followed by "Can I have one more?" folowed by "That one didn't count did it?" Followed by " But that wasn't the Question I wnated to ask, was it?" Follwed by.......
[ 06. March 2003, 02:24: Message edited by: The Scientist ]
enthusiast
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Location: Harare, Zimbabwe, United Kingdom
This would probably be a great opportunity to solve the marmite/nutella issue.
Seems a waste of a question, though, so I'd like to find out why the chicken really crossed the road.
Don't worry, be happy...
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
but what if the egg crossed before the chicken.. we still don't know which came first..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
enthusiast
200 posts
Location: Harare, Zimbabwe, United Kingdom
Perhaps we've found our question...
Don't worry, be happy...
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
Never thought of what I would want to ask the god/s
How about simply...
"Who's right?"
I once was asked if Jesus were to come back today and you could ask any 3 questions of him, what would they be?
A) Does it bother you that people wear the mode of your death as an homage to you instead of the image of something you stood for (not against)?
B) What exactly did you do those 30 years?
C) Looking through out the history since you have been dead and seeing what we have become (many in your name), can you tell me...Was it worth it?
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
102 posts
Location: Austria
the question on lottery numbers has been asked but i think i'll refine it;)
what are the numbers of the austrian lottery on next sundays draw;).
hehe now i should be nice and safe.
Morgy (i know i'm greedy but.......)
btw if u had to choose between love and money what would u choose?? (and i mean lots of money not a dollar or so)
Out to Wrong Rights and Depress the Opressed.
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
I would ask him/her, if chocolate really is better then sex?
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
enthusiast
200 posts
Location: Harare, Zimbabwe, United Kingdom
It's not.
Don't worry, be happy...
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
what about 'ice cream' then...?
anyhoo, i'd ask the almighty the same question over and over and over:
"why?"
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
I would ask one of 3 questions:
Is the answer to life the universe and everything really 32?
Why do you let Bush get away with it all?
How can we attain a level of life that works in harmony with the things around us rather than destroying them.......
Failing that I thing I would be quite content to soak up the almighty beings' aura and pick my nose for several minutes before I would have to thank the almighty for being such a delectable host and explain that I'd love to stay but I've got pickles waiting at home.........
whats up with all the limitations?
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I thought it was 42.
i should think Bush is getting away with it on earth cos he's going to burn in the fires of someplace nasty for all eternity.
I've forgotten what your 3rd question was.
Meh
536 posts
Location: beneath a cloak of self-torture
I only have one....
and it has alreadt been asked....
WHY?
Like...
why do i exist,...
why does this war thing keep happening,...
and why can't humans just get along?
-LuNcHbOx, Aka. Nathan...Give a man to fish, and that man knows where to come for more fish...Teach a man to fish and you have just destroyed your market base...
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Why oh why does it always rain on the weekend??????
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
78 posts
Location: Matlock,derbyshire uk
id ask god this....
what in the world posessed my litle baby snake to try and eat itself on thursday night? this resulted in its death im gutted but i cant help but have a little chuckle i mean what a dumbass she even tried to take me on one night!!
goodbye my raku ( u fuckin dumbass)
Who are you? Who slips into my robot body and whispers to my ghost?
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Silly snakey.
I have a question for that god person:
Why is Kat so obsessed with rainy weekends?
Meh
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA
are we here, are we unique, are we something utterly special in the universe, or are we an example of many many civilizations that have merged, many many different lifeforms ???
Gotta light?
First intention, then enlightenment..
Ars Pyronomica
" Life is programmed. Whether death is programmed or not is yet to be determined."
167 posts
Location: Bergen , Norway
only one question from me....
what is the most divine way to roll up the most divine spliff??
I like Fire.. :)
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Why did you go to all the trouble of making the seventh cranial nerve run smack through the parotid gland, but instead of having that nerve innervate the gland, the ninth cranial nerve innervates it instead?
Yeah, I'm a geek.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA
are there other gods above you??? most important
First intention, then enlightenment..
Ars Pyronomica
" Life is programmed. Whether death is programmed or not is yet to be determined."
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
.. and do you all get thogether and compare notes over a weekend over a pint?
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
If I could ask God just one question, I'd really like to know when she's going to be on tour so I can catch her in concert, and if I could get a backstage pass. Love that Ironic song...
An old man, turned 98...
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
quote:No need to ask God Cantus, I can answer that one Have you not noticed how it always pisses from the heavans at the weekends and then Monday is bright and sunny.
Why is Kat so obsessed with rainy weekends?
Look outside your window and remember Sat
Which brings to mind another question for God "Why are you such a bloody sadist?"
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
i'd ask him 'did typhoo really put the T in britain? and if so, who put the c*nt in scunthorpe?
wherever you go, there you are.
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Location: Chester, UK
Someone from Grimsby.
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
216 posts
Location: Chester, Cheshire.
I'm sure there is more than 1 c*nt in Scunthorpe.
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Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Will we ever see human stupidity reach it ultimate maximum and survive, or will we see something and say, oh thats the dumbest thing ever, and 2 minutes later some guy no names *cough*bush*cough* comes along and does something even dumber?
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
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