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Another discussion title got me thinking....Being that I'm studying theology I was just kinda wondering - If you could ask God one quetion what would it be? I know, odd question, but once again, Just curious!e*
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How many licks does it take till you get to the center???------------------Do You ever Question Your life? Do You ever wonder Why? Do you ever see in Your dreams, All the castles in the Sky??
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You can always ask God questions, as many as you like. It's not a hypothetical question at all...But, if you want him/her to answer in plain english, then that's another story altogether...For a plain english answer, I'd ask how to gsin entry back into Eden for everyone...(this sometimes annoys some religious people but Im sure they can handle it)------------------Charles (AKA INFERNO)newdolbel@hotmail.comhttps://juggle.co.nz/fire/fire.html
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Look - sorry guys, but I'm kinda busy and I can't answer all these questions right now. Um just leave your post here and I will get to them when I can.Bendy (aka God)PS nice work Ade, and what I wanna know is:Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?[This message has been edited by Bendy (edited 14 March 2002).]
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& who wrote the book on love?
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On a more serious note, I think the only questions I'd like a straight answer to are Do you exist?, and Is there an afterlife?. Obviously by asking the second you also answer the first.
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Pull my finger??!and thanx to sik puppy, now I kan sleep at nite------------------Do You ever Question Your life? Do You ever wonder Why? Do you ever see in Your dreams, All the castles in the Sky??
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On a more serious note too... I think I'd ask him why he allowed so many ugly things to happen in his name...
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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Not to get too serious on everyone, but IMHO there is but one answer to all these questions...What it all comes down to is...LOVE!PLUHRDOC------------------Let us Light up the Night
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TONEMAN~yes i make mistakes and yes you are one...hehe...no really im serious...lol...what would i ask myself....hhhhmmmm...how many time s will you hit yourself in the face and nu*s before you buy a cup and a helmet to practice with?!?!?!...idiot.p.l.u.r.r.
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I'd ask him where he comes from. If he said "New Jersey", I'd be pissed.
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Firefairy I would'nt worry. I can't touch my toes either although everybody I know including my grandmother can. kinda depressng first thing in the morning
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Oh and Whats the question to Life, The Universe, and everything else to which the answer is 42. (its not a question if you looking for a question is it?) 
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redragonx, you see the problem is that there is a book on love, but no one knows who wrote it (or even what the full title is) & so it is really hard to find it in bookstores & libraries. (As opposed to the Book on Sex, which is just never in stock, or has just been checked out!!
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