Forums > Introductions > Warchild.....Returns to the board!!
Login/Join to ParticipateAfter 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
hello all,
i've been here silently watching for the last couple months and decided it was time to step out from the darkness and say hi
. thought it was time time to join this family that i spend so much time watching and learning from.A little about me...
I made my first million running guns to cuba, but blew the lot on a weekend out in lyme regis dorset (that crazy golf gets expensive)! Things started to look up as a result of a highly successful pimping business in Exeter. Im now relaxing in a cardboard box under a railway bridge on the outskirts of the sleepy town of Honiton. I was recently released from the Arkham Asylem, as a completely recovered compulsive liar.
Ok, In all seriousness...
Name; joe
Toys; fire poi (Not very good yet), and soon to be getting staff.
Hobbies; playing with fire, meetin weird and wonderful people, trying to keep fit (hey i did say trying!) and various other things i cant think of right now.
Occupation; how do i say this with out sounding lazy.... kinda in between jobs!
Music; pretty much anything, breakbeat, D+B mainly.
Mission in life; To try and be as happy as any situation allows me to be.
Near future plans; To get better at poi and learn staff ready for the summer.
Well i cant think of anything half interesting to say so if you wanna no more just ask. Look forward to actually meeting you guys at last.
Warchild
P,s some dude left me tea and biscuits by the door on the way in. Im ok but if you guys want some help yourself.
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Wow! How inept of me! I haven't even been in here yet?
Well here I am. And here are the bells on my feet. They sometimes make it hard to walk and the constant ringing is annoying, but there they are, and that's just how it is.
Furthermore, allow me to say, that is all.
And welcome.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
me corrupting him???? ummmm, lemme recap m'dear...
posted by Narr (1st post of the thread mind you)
Quote:
ello and welcome ..would you prefer a bottle of gin instead?!?!
posted by Narr (3rd post of the thread)
Quote:
* hands warchild bottle of smirnoff*
so
don't you pull that corrupting the minds of newbies thing on me!!! you started it first in this case!!!
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Hey pounce, Ok i give up!!!!!
I no i still have a few hours left to find these drinks but i cant take no more.....*Head in 1 hand the other waving a white flag*
After the day i have had i have no energy to persist in this quest. guess i just have to accept defeat. So come on then spill the beans....
Hey flash fire, Point break-now that is a quality film. You have good taste!!
lightning, How goes it? cool bells. Where can i get me some like that? Need something to cheer me up after this poor defeat. I really thought i was gonna find them!
*sips last of vodka and nodds off 2 sleep*
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
no worries m'dear, they are rare drinks indeed and almost no one knows of them (which is a shame because they are VERY tasty). you came close on the Stockholm Royale tho...
Stockholm Royale:
chill a martini glass and dip rim in sugar
1 shot chambord at bottom of glass
mix 1 shot vodka, 1/2 shot lemon juice, 1/2 shot sugar water(optional, but better with) and fill glass almost to the top
top off with raspberry champagne (you can use regular tho)
it's an excellent drink, unique to Fresno, CA (i have no idea why) and will get you nice and tipsy VERY quickly
Lights Over Havana (now this i got from TGI Fridays, but they don't offer it much anymore, you have to usually ask for it special and some of them don't know how to make it anymore):
1 shot Malibu
1 shot Midori
equal parts orange juice and pineapple juice
top off with soda water
those are my specialty drinks. quite yummy. if you make them tho, you have to tell them that a beautiful girl gave you the recipe
oh and it is possible to make a Lights Over Havana jello shot
those go over very well at parties I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
*Wakes up in cold sweat holding empty bottle of vodka*
Weird dream!!
And thankyou pounce. Now i will be able to sleep properly.
I no what im gonna be doing this weekend now. Should be interesting
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
well you'll have to tell me once you sample those drinks. i'd be interested to see how you like them
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
They aint got Gin in them so they cant be bad
Man im getting thirsty just thinking about it!!!!!
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
Quote:
me corrupting him???? ummmm, lemme recap m'dear...
posted by Narr (1st post of the thread mind you)
Quote:
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ello and welcome ..would you prefer a bottle of gin instead?!?!
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posted by Narr (3rd post of the thread)
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* hands warchild bottle of smirnoff*
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so don't you pull that corrupting the minds of newbies thing on me!!! you started it first in this case!!!
he was all down and out..i was only trying to help him drown his sorrows!! being the lovely generous person i am
... but twist my words why dont ya!! she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Im sure you two can settle this over a nice glass of "lights over havana" or even maybe a "stockholm royale"?
Come on im making
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
lovely and generous person, i'll give ya that narr. but
not even close darling, and i mean that as a compliment i'm in for one of each drink!! start me off with a Lights Over Havana for now!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
..just make mind a triple vodka and oj..wioth a drop of passion fruit juice..cheers mate
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Would this be a good time to come back with a bottle of Smirnoff then??
*puts bottle in fridge to chill*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
*Passes pounce a havana and Narr a triple vodka with OJ and a drop of passion fruit and waits for the next war of words to start*
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i'm afraid you'll be disappointed warchild.....narr and i love each other
see, she admits she's my b*$@h and all is right in the world no really, she's one of the most loveliest people on this site.
i think you have a better chance of us getting drunk and naked than drunk and fighting I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Drunk and naked!!!!!! more drinks any1?????/???
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
that was SO predictable!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Im a guy did you really expect any better?But hey what the hell i'll say cheers to the thought anyway!!
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
yes true!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
member
28 posts
Location: Rockford, IL, USA
Hello Warchild/Joe!
Good of you to come out of hiding. Seems like you've found a crew of fun people.. sharin' secret drink recipes and what not . . I'm down with that. HOP is the place to be. 2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
Quote:
i think you have a better chance of us getting drunk and naked
more drinkie poos me thinks then
*woinder where she left all her jelly????*
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
drunk or not, i'll still beat ya at jelly wrestling!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Welcome Warchild..
Wow this thread grew quick
cuddles Narr and Pounce
mmmmmmm....fave ppl in here
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*sits down and waits for pounce and Narr to start the jelly wrestling*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Hey guys!!
Hey Spicymoose and Gnorc, Thanks for stopping in. Bird thanks for that vodka the other day. Nice 1
Went down a treat. Got some fresh supplys in so help yourself.Jelly wrestling, Lets get it on. Saw the photo's of you guys at joe's party. Looked like a lot of fun. Wish i met you guys sooner. Would loved to of gone.
Well i just gotta pop off to casualty and get me knee patched up. got a nasty 3 inch gash playing footy this afternoon. the damn thing wont stop bleeding.
Speak later guys
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
*passes warchild a shot of vodka*
*kisses knee better*
*pour vodka on that too*
*wonders off to find jelly*
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Thanks Narr your a angel
Not gonna go into the gory details but all i will say is1 very bloody knee
1 doctor
2 nurses
9 injections to numb knee
1 and a half hours worth of cleaning and poking cut
4 stitches
1 day off work (extended weekend) Fantastic!!
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
hello joe, i hadnt read one of your posts up till a few minutes ago, and noticed it said you were from near exeter...
im from near there too
, whats more you mentioned lyme regis, i live even nearer there sorry for being a bit slow, but yea seems your having fun here
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK
Hey oli, just pm'd you but not sure if you got it? I spend a lot of time in Exeter but actually live about 15 miles away. Spend pretty much most of the summer down in either lyme or sidmouth. Gotta be near a beach!!
Where abouts do you spin?
A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
*narr the little vodka fairy flits in and drops a bottle of ...umm...vodka at warchilds feet*
*and flitters away again*
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
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