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Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds...
Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
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this stuff tastes like dead feet.. b4 passing out into a dreamlike state. He dreamt about...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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purple flies, that ate all the people and then puked them out as kittens, at which point.....
Are you that clever that you smile forever? 
What's from the Earth is of the greatest worth
no excuses. no apologies.
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Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
he looked up and saw the author looking down into his world, he saw all the people contributing to the story of his life, bit by crazy bit, and he swallowed his tongue and had a fit upon the ground. because,
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
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he was epileptic and an ambulance had just drove past with its lights flashing because.......
Are you that clever that you smile forever?
What's from the Earth is of the greatest worth
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
they thought that sum1 wud swallow there tonguem un4tunatley...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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no1 did
Are you that clever that you smile forever?
What's from the Earth is of the greatest worth
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
but there was a squirril stuck in somebody's drain (again..!).. this causes much alarm for the residents of this sleepy urban metropolis, because of the encroaching..
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
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no1 did and they got really annoyed and were rushing to make a bet on which pizza would win the 4:11 race, infact..............
Are you that clever that you smile forever?
What's from the Earth is of the greatest worth
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
there was a squirril stuck in somebody's drain (again..!).. this causes much alarm for the residents of this sleepy urban metropolis, because of the encroaching..
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
madness as space time fractures making various bits of this story jumble together in an odd way that forced the hippie to give up mushrooms and go and live on an industrial estate where he started making......
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yummy yummy bang bangs
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
because he liked the jam part. he remembered a time when he was splattered with jam, in conjunction with peanut butter, although it was called jelly by someone else, who doesnt realise that what jelly REALLY is, is..
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
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spider eggs from amrs! :eef:
So the hippies donned his space armour anf flew to mars on a...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
six-headed turtle named simon, who had to hold his breathe for the entire trip because he didnt have one of those o2 supplying devices, as....
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
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he had eaten it when the food ran out, but anywho back to the story....
Are you that clever that you smile forever?
What's from the Earth is of the greatest worth
I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
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Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom
and how the Cat got its tail...
"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"
no excuses. no apologies.
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Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
which is vitally important, please refer above, to the main reason that the trees in the forest grow so big in..
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veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
never never land is because when ever peter pan is in a good mood every thing seems to glow just a little but, and he is a very chery chap. right now he is off to go visit the mermaids with tink...
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
sumthin sumin smmnm....
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Location: home sweet home, USA
way down deep in the bottom of the ocean filled with jello, which made for very difficult swimming habits. but nevertheless, they swam? on, towards a beautiful sea-green castle filled with colorful fish and sea anenomes that closed up when you touched them. inside the castle, there was a great chamber filled with skittles of every flavor ever created, more than you could ever have imagined!! and what did they find in the bottom of the castle but...
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
a six-headed turtle named simon, who was having difficulty breathing at such a deep depth, as his o2 supplying device was..
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
278 posts
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom
a herd of angry mullet, their locks flowing long and ilustrious down the back of their necks. After closer inspection it appeared the mullet were upset over some bubble gum and candyfloss that was stuck in the Simon's bushy...
"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"
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ear... This causing a nasty inflammation of the otherwise docile left big toe... The smell this created could be likend to the...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
a little brown house that sat on the opposite side of the valley, staring back at the hillbilly, who was rocking in his rocking chair, smokig his pipe, and whittling his..
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
...madness as time once again unravelled leaving the author, bob, with no idea what he was writing about so resigned to his fate he took out a bottle of JD and got....
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Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
a plunger and six feet of rope and hooked up the most crazy contraption to be seen since the vandals used to come around here in the winter and pillage the little fishing village of all their...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
other story tellers, leaving it up to someone else to write 2 things in a row in this story, as they were all...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
having fun in the sun. Activities at the local tar pit included...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
wondering what happened to all the other people that used to help this thread move along, and wondering if this thread was really dying, and if there were even any people to read that this thread was dying, because..
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
278 posts
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom
the sun was now falling away across the horizon, and as night approached there no longer trails of fire reaching across the land mesmerising the animals as they all sat around having meetings about where all the...
"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"
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Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
storey teller had gone. "their not dead. i can feel it. nor is this thread dying." said one " we shall make it better and stronger with more meaning than it had before!" and with that they...
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
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