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Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds... eek

Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
it was no longer animal soup, but... but...

ALPHAGHETTI!!!!

shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
some strange concoction that reminds me of the time i visited byron bay and there was this guy there that was selling this weird green stuff in a little tinfoil package that i mixed into my guacamole (coz that was green too) and after that i felt all woozey and disoriented but it made my poi ability real cool and stuff and everything sounded great and i felt all fuzzy and warm inside, like what you feel when...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
you set your eyes upon the person you love.
However it is slightly different to the fuzzy feeling of green guacamole because...

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
it cant hug back...like when you try to hug a polar bear that is...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
enrageged by the fact that some tiny walking snack is cuddling it. Its reaction is mostly eating the snack, but sometimes it will..

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


UVBubblesSILVER Member
Member
15 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Use the snack as a face mask. This is good for it because...

SeraphireHoP's Original Smelly-Hippie-Scum-Bag
270 posts
Location: Under your stairs


Posted:
Upon placing the snack upon your face, you will sucumb to ...

Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! hug

dsei.org Stop The Arms Trade!


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
the fact that you are sat on a polar bear's face. this could cause some problems as...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


PyroMonkeyGOLD Member
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia


Posted:
some people become stressed when they are that close to a polar bears mouth....

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
as they have razor sharp teeth and breath that cud kill a skunk, plus the fur tickles the bum. Anyway, fortunatley the alpahbeti was good to eat and was promptly eaten by whoever-the-main-character-is-at-the-moment. However, it turns out tht it had been poisoned by the evil...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
ewok lord, iwagalaga. he then summoned his minions forth to attempt to mutilate sparkey the sparkey, but sparkey the sparkey managed to avoid being mutilated by...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
Lt. whorf from star trek (who was only there because his shuttle craft lost power and started venting drive plasma reacting with nutrenoes which opened the dimentional rift that all the characters are caught in.)

drunk on powert as they usually were , he and vaperloc were charging at sparky the sparkey yelling KAPLAGKH!!!! when suddenly spakey the sparky whipped out his giant solar powered ...

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
bong, and started to light up. then vaperlock and whorf stood next to him chanting "chug! chug! chug!"

then they realised that they had seen this somewhere before and hence...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
something had probabnly changed in the matrix ,jumpin up to see what it could be, they ran into............

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
farting... his fart stunk as much as the time that three goats found an upsidedown packet of...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
mushrooms that would magically transport the eater to a wonderful land of pygmy....

back


PyroMonkeyGOLD Member
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia


Posted:
where little pygmys run around chanting "you ate the mushrooms!!you ate the mushrooms!!," this frightened the goats so much that they.....

shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
turned blue and bloated and they began to slowly float away. the pygmies quickly...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
continued to chant "you ate the mushrooms" even as the poor little frightened goats were floating away, having turned quite a deep shade of blue.

The goats floated on, drifting on the wings of the wind, when suddenly...

vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
an x wing fighter piloted by big foot, swooped down blowing the blue goats into blue smoking chuns with a blast from his........

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
.......super-turbo-crazy-kick-a-lot-of-ass-you're-all-going-to-die-ultra-cool-twin-laser-machine-guns! Big Foot, satisfyed with a job well done, made an over-elaborate U turn and sped back to base. As he docked onto the mother ship, the General stormed up to him and gave him a boloking the like have which have never been, nor will ever be, seen; this was because Big Foot had accidently destroyed an entire planet on his mission to wipe out the Blue Goats. Big Foot turned around to face the short bald general (who was of course smoking a big fat cigar) and said in his cool gravelly voice:............

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
hey man , I thoght I told you , Pimpin aint easy ,now get up out my face before I he bitch man slap you .
before he hould reach back like a pimp the gerneral.........

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
the pygmies angered at the destruction of most of their planet used a super fly swat to smash the mother ship to...

back


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
Io, one of the moons of saturn.
life on saturn is infamous for...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
its alcohol rivers and high crackhead population but thats nothing compared to.......

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
vaperlocs small intestine, where hoards of disgruntled worker beatles have set up a multi-storied apartment complex made entirely out of dense irregular connective tissue. vaperloc, amazed at having been inserted into the storyline again, decided at once to...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


PyroMonkeyGOLD Member
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia


Posted:
start smoking the largest most out-of-this-world-crazy-huge bong that he bought from shen shui, although he was told only to use it when.....

shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
shen shui was around, coz its only fair to share your weed with the guy that bought you the bong. after having the biggest toke of his life, shen shui...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
spaced out, and after finding Flame Boy again, asked him to teach the technique on how to make small pigmy shrews appear from no-where. after this they went off and...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
......talked long into the nights about all things hazy and how Flame Boy made it back into the story after being left on Sparkey's bed all that time ago. As the conversation progressed they became aware of a whistling sound..........a whistling sound that was getting louder and louder...........something was coming towards them and a great speed. Shen Shui turned to Flame Boy and asked what it was, Flame Boy didnt know but suggested they find cover as this unknown thing might hit them! The whistling was getting louder and louder and just when they thought it couldnt get any louder.................................................the general landed with a fantastically spectacular splay on the ground only a few feet away. As Shen and Flame looked at the body, they saw a huge hand print on his face - obviously Big Foot had recovered from being swotted by the angry pygmies and had bitch-man-slapped the general off the mother-ship! Just then...............

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


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