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9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ok so i had a whole intro thread written out and the damn browser crashed on me. so here we go again.
i told gnor i was gonna do this if she didn't herself, and since she's refusing to write it, here it is. the truth about gnor....
name: gaynor
location: perth, OZ
favorite things: rocks, plastic castles that sit on rocks, wet fish, blue fish named dory
been spinning since: january
favorite things to do: sit in the HOP chat room (she's addicted), send lovely pictures and funny emails to pounce and narr, hit people with wet fish, poi, medieval reenactment, looking at rocks
first HOP she met in person: dentrassi
first thing they did:
next thing they did: introduce themselves
wants: a glomp smilie for the chatroom, a wet fish smilie for the chatroom, to teach all her friends poi, to fly all her HOP friends to see her in OZ and spin together
ok i think i've done enough damage.
ya, she's gonna hurt me for this one.
oh, and she's afraid no one will say hi to her so everyone must come and visit her thread hundreds of times to make her feel as loved as she is
oh ya, she's definately gonna hurt me for this one.
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I hear pounce is a cunning linguist.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
wwwwwhahahahahahaha!!!
i just got that!! very clever lightning she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Ah lightning..have you a cunning for her to linguist.....never mind.....she will find other uses for you instead....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
*ahem*
BUMP!!!!!
hits gnor with a bumper car
oh look! a rock!
oof!
gets hit by another bumper car while she is distracted by the rock
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
ooooooooofffff
Hey, I am on the ground with a bumper car on me.........
happy SNaPmas darl.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*wanders in nonchalantly, suddenly whips an extra wet slushball straight at Gnor, makes perfect contact with her forehead, and screams out the door before anyone has time to react*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Pokes head around corner to see how things are doing, just as Gnorc return serve back at Lightning. Lightning runs right by and the stray slush ball hit me by utter chance... the slush slides down my face and then drops to the floor...
Of course you know Lighting... this mean war...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
gnor loads up the wheelbarrow with wet slushie mix and heads over to arm Arsn....
heres some ammo....
ps no need to poke Valura anymore..Flid came through with a description in the chat room..
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Wait, it's gnor who hit you, not I!
*runs off to amass an arsenal of snowballs and slushballs*
Arsn, you're about to learn an important lesson:
Aussie boys should never challenge Midwest boys to snowball fights.
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Midwest, HA, you boys couldn't hit the br*WHACK*!!! ... ... ... ok, that's it, Gnor, get the first slushie wave ready... target... Lightning! ... ... ... FIRE... I mean... SNOW!!!!!
*A bombarbment of slushie balls fly evilishly quiet across the air, everything is silent, for Lightning he sees he's life flash before his eyes... and to make time, it even had previews...
*WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!*
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*at the last moment, Lightning pulls his hood over his face to block the onslaught*
HA-HA! I am unscathed! And you, my Aussie surfer friend, are wearing a T-shirt and board shorts.
You're dead meat.
*aims and drills Arsn in the chest with two slushballs, Gnor starts to turn around and gets drilled in the tush*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
*cough*... go on Gnor... save your self... *cough*... there's a *cough* polor bear just over the ridge... *cough*... he's our only help... *cough* these useless aussie thin shrits of mine are no match... *cough*.... ... ... ... ... ...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*grabs a snow shovel and lobs a huge load at arsn to finish him off before going after gnor*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
hahha..gnor has Davs water cannon....and is lying in wait for Lightning behind a rock
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Gnor, not only am I a Midwestern boy, I'm also a lifeguard and a competitive swimmer. I win water fights, too.
Now, watermelon seed fights are a different story entirely.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
gnor cant reply cos she is madly eating water melon
(but as the water is full of big gnashy teeth there is no chance of me getting dumped on by a Lightning wave either)
(and Davs watercannon is landbased)
(and those winterweight water soaked hoodies will slow you down)
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Watermelon seeds?!?!?!
You cheap little...
*runs frantically*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh no worries my dear, i saved all of mine too
hands over bucket full of seeds and looks gleefully over at lightning
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
175 posts
Location: Derry, N. Ireland
OMG!!! how have i not found this Intro before???
Hi Gnor
Just wanted to come in and show you my rock
I can hear you say.... "Damm Fine Rock!"
Be Good, and if you DONT be Good, Buy a Pram!
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
*narr stumbles though the door dragging gnors chistmas gift*
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a rock ... WITH FISH!!!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
175 posts
Location: Derry, N. Ireland
Now thats what i call a Damm Fine Fishie Rock!!! Be Good, and if you DONT be Good, Buy a Pram!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Sophie you are a gem and that goes up on my mantlepiece..if I can lift it that is.
Huge cheeked Gnor stands on the damn fine fishrock and blasts Lightning with both cheeks of seeds. While he is cowering she opens up with Davs watercannon
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
gnor admires Davins "damn fine rock"
Thanks Dav..It is a damn fine rock....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
wow. i couldn't think of a better christmas gift. i couldn't think of a better SNaPMAS gift either!!!
feels inferior and wanders off to think of a perfect gift better than a fishy rock for gnor
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
133 posts
Location: montreal: bagel capital
Me neither... still I hope this will do:
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there is no better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Soldari......I cant see it????
Must be a mystrey gift.Yaya thanks
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Here, Gnor! I got you this rock necklace for Christmas!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
awwwwww Lightning.....
.....you really are a sweeitie in Speedos
throws a bucket of Hannakah and chrimo cheer over Lightning
(And I really love necklaces like that too)
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Awww...
Glad you liked it, sweetie!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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